第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2rj5CMc8e
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x7wy9OqZ9
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCnU8hdl2m
我嘅上一集…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBrNvL95cD
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwt1wr73qz
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg19Pqyso1y
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgU9iyoWkKO
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLT43qBJ3R
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlogQph6VMX
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Yufg7uB3h
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5dOQIW8p7
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWINifi4TGo
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJsthvU1I4
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jXmDCbdCt
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5MtzklYFf
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVSidsPpYP
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvxkAasUei
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqAI8nZjN7
「咪住！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hgKXO4puS
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn11hOwHWC1
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXO3m79cyo
「咩話？二郎神？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXI1dlCgxK
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41BuUpdlSb
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7xO56l2Ce
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZYnzv8MbM
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aC3EATaug
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASNSPzHnRs
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXZsksrYgj
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vMCNMCLBL
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7wubkx1nn
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof1pXNh1gz
我無奈到唔想講嘢…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PzuqGSurP
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDF09mk8Yx2
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReAyT8Jqjy
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNiWjirVmo
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b5rBYh7Ux
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1THU0ixF1
「…歌聲魅影！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7FahlYboS
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZoaZWguHR
好在唔使佢出手咋。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXJG0HMw3U
「…動感十字死光！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vESXBSnRe
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj06Timqzl
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdqdlUCEs9
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDDqDOMWQ8
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRP75SASMxN
「咁正常對決啦…」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CA5x4EQrE
…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiI6T9xNuK
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul9tBANMEi
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVXy5S4bwe
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiKfStHjny
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflPQsKhgGu
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuMOeal4wg
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9oAc0x3aJ
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9keWGp8Xl
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx7bHZurbN
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSBhMoXKCH
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9dGbRO6xW
…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3H7KodBpA
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeVAu8dFNH
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Mp3RJ6dg7
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsaAWjtwwT
幾秒過後，白雲散去…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13DZpBOFxc
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOCKdROWso
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFib7CylsJW
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfpo8uCjvr
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s4pH78DNA
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnefJXqqR8
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAdzOZlnX8
將「二郎神」撞開…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6He9xzsmNL
「哎吔！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtLDs9zmbB
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHEVXAW5Nq
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hiUXAjXBP
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJy4xJiuyq
我就襯呢個時候…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3lIqUpl9N
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Art9yMV9y
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0jpgux81c
「咁點算啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvGZE4QACx
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYueP0jeyFY
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx54OkZkCRs
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAs28GiQfh
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwWPQTF9rN
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx46F2Ck5Zp
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2gSXy0Ek4
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdYKEbvcM9
「邪影勾魂斬！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoetlIQvKs
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUZODcSJ9D
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTALsBupRjq
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdEFPMKXY6
「陰魂歸天！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGhVjlkXBx
向上一斬…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6bQoJiTFO
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnbxNFVnGU
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUx4EdMiEuT
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc492RPEBNa
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaMPqcmCzm
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1G3Io8sf7
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTU6PJRzkz
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYzH27bIBS
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PNSI8K9xV
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAeO9zyfxY
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Jsgasx7mk
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DZiFNoif6
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFFbbtYZxb
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeahwrRPd8
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhd84i5ffE
「冇錯！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6k3F8IGYa
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x3GnDw2WG
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmsyXRZFcv
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGubJhnTwT
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAUHqqQr54
刀光劍影之快…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDSmkQwgCp
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDDVUVxefo
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBvbv63kaB
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54jx9WhjKi
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLxRpcmPU3
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPYeKAIXS4
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4lt7RT8AV
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GT3gS2tOb
打咗幾百個合。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEf1K1xvOV
之後突然…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcQDCYwnLQ
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSEiMkoHzF
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTFMT6z2GV
「係PAKKA啊！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaX6i39OBJL
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbudPMEmu0
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3B0WgfttY
(待續)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAVIksXIFA
下集預告︰835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvm06Fa4YD
河仙？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MRyABRyc2
註解︰835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvqA40cVrf
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszplcYrBPw
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VhQFa7Aji
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz1Mm0OzDu
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpmc7tRp4i
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLo0WFu1xS
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuw7D1QaI6
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIMq75erwg
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