第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM7l95YEU3
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqMOuSPxB5
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2kxLDq9ai
我嘅上一集…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1kEtBqFyu
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHN3CZ34EO
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6BGu9D9dG
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYfiovEh4w
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnqkPeROCr
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPHsTCMLiN
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvpNGuIaH8
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQsqKCBM2H
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjiGbysX5C
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2FVMgv9UI
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtl1VbMsrb
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC2Z0GIVD1
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx72Y09a9rj
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfKXJmGMxq
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVqcrpkmSO
「咪住！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQdtsVKQ8v
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDL9TP9iqWj
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT7GChKzHm
「咩話？二郎神？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjWR4bcmX4
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUWrggUIGS
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCO7u2tuGNd
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLrcAm95h5
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCla8SSpE5R
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dFnzdhIqb
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0w6XIMlzJO
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AidsvZKyE
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1shmDbXzFV
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RzcuHCkEH
我無奈到唔想講嘢…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaRHJ5SILZ
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHLX5DeJSq
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKU4999AhT
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rmB2W4qCy
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeRcrkJIVQ
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3r9UiSx4I
「…歌聲魅影！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkXo6Qsobf
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xvFJB6dud
好在唔使佢出手咋。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWmbannNj3
「…動感十字死光！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9kFItRi77
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn3fpV5D1v
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp0qcpJENK
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvzHFkKJmJ
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH5TEL8nq2
「咁正常對決啦…」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx4oDizLFp
…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQDi6TvlmY
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrYziEJoyq
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C0TrSFzF5
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglrqu9uFaM
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73PvQEvZGG
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbDVX59MxE
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAJihIfH65
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXVbpBfEPe
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcFVyXDL9v
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHsIqfKhSE
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mD1dzvpFd
…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sqp7DFGxn
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8F46V3WLZC
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlleYGNrSD
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6kBIbbN0p
幾秒過後，白雲散去…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJA4ECSlzg
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeGh4m9zKH
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwJBm8VVz3
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1xXkZDoMc
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGSJdm2Drk
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBDgGSUqlx
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKDql1M8qg
將「二郎神」撞開…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEdbTbtsHx
「哎吔！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHm04whuOD6
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQFkksuuk0
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORZDI5jiIw
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlXsanlX5v
我就襯呢個時候…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8Db8ReDHN
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SseKNEiwR
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj2TbLC6WR
「咁點算啊？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe46G57YsB1
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMMPDOPTWs
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fqV6OJSbv
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUml6hh7DE
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QYhwUU1Hq
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76ZT0WGMPK
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5ayD8a87p
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIzJUxa68W
「邪影勾魂斬！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxslRT4dWjI
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eBo9x3qaS
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YWWoXpPps
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuARi3LbkgL
「陰魂歸天！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayiTwIOZuu
向上一斬…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Awkgxw8dd
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ryr3W0hfp
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2CZFBunfm
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1GZ8LNG7A
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyMYbEly6R
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExrc5QAORs
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvruEYcAee
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MYicalB1b
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS4gSuxAcD
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjPv7D9vxz
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HqhyLfVQZ
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwapgIEr3Zh
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6tETWz0BL
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGhjb1jjzy
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsd29aEA0lJ
「冇錯！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVLHHBQtMw
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1L0fwSm7T
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj7U5nGk6f
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLskQdlWjti
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr844xAUhCd
刀光劍影之快…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqEqC1gpQs
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4skWCympW
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4DDgg67Pl
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1Ekdm7EF0
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhJfGvoz8e
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcpN805mCA
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoft95Nods
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpkgidhVQu
打咗幾百個合。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ma2FXzSbB
之後突然…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8J0g2cHrnx
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYILYpZiQS
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdSl9zEsl5
「係PAKKA啊！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5rhssBeui
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXwds84H5C
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jxyNDTDWv
(待續)837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69r87gkTu8
下集預告︰837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHkvMByk7c
河仙？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qF76lEYjF
註解︰837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhqHioab8n
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fmv3TsSbD
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtolrAwANw
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOkHVuvNdq
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpswcTbWjyz
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzdYFaNBze
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZVUxs9jjX
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDMg8zPWxO
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