第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIpsf5e0f7
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdca0NvXXZ
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「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OUrmsyPAa
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OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6SMXLOhwG
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5RJrfdzon
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthXsSlurQm
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFunso5AyJ
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzHVhr4Kis
如果係，我肯定…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBikxNiNZ3F
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRrMWW8hic
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIE8EZkSvgI
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcPArXqEl9
咦，後面有堆字噃！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurN8W7PWhT
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8OIBseRTd
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxQPTwJT9E
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUe8sChUQlj
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0raehnztVI
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoVttDfchy
唉，阿公真係…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAobIpUYRKQ
咁我即係唔使學啦！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDRe1SqDZl
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouL8nGSoRY
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbWgUqtCCg
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwHOWxhiK5
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXK02bv1el
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTtoAmPzdw
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuHgn4Q1zj
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQwzP0auez
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0WrFdt0d7
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA5PaipUZX
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ewzcCuLCb
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6K61XPyLH
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KsspTNlgk
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJzWA9MIk6
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hhelq3IJ2
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeFyHrUamS
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h58n9bKUA
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡML1ESl6tVg
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDT8PVlCYDa
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXehbffYby
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwgku9KYEd
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO4ZaecRH2
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrX7ivRRE2
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wWpaOCZur
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5UnTdOlKY
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA80lgkTk7G
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKcCo94anl
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIWw0PK4XP
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7d2BUV9mQ
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBud1hwG8Y9
「校長佢點啊？」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktplxxQ29I
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p0ff2HqqH
「咁就好喇！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1O0a3o5zo
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「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TFsfdaDMi
之後，我行返前去最前面…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyC1waj5lE
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqRoba2ELe
「咁贏咗呢？」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoLgf3Lpt2
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteZiATus00
佢真係乞人憎到呢…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk6iISEn4r
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVT0zPZ5iy
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbI6VJ6DzZw
「九字護身法，收！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRvQTNtciU
「天馬行空！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAa87pnPss
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8Lff1ay7t
「救命啊！救命啊！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5pB6yLniE
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7cHQrbeRR
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI2069BzRB
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPz1yUItDP5
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOB5oRFYVuK
好在，佢都識做…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4WWbuYHBM
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Sk3ep1fSM
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUNBekNctR
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzNsgKFB6I
好啊！好啊！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpxKD1EYzl
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45tNuDRsNq
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXbl8i6prA
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaMttEal8D
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(咇~~~！)790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEJQRPcU2B
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjyafnDYyp
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5uhekRLGo
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4f9Ntye4MI
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2jdz9bDPY
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTd6TWfWCM
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMO0WdPtJo
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwKi76MMFz
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQYzwxEW0t
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd6otB4fmD
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNmWalB0Tx
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IBvT7lHf8
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38aZ8I88Hq
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGiabOzqc4
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8GAnl3GZ6
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ102s6GiErS
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjTggHJwTA
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFMnoia0Zm
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5Z49ZNSuJ
「傻佬明，波啊！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjhHzmESPo
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoznViCBSjW
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNgA7OVHaa
「七旋斬！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBNgfefyQe
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkocxnnNQc0
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKIOOxZ8E3
「阿狗！接波！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2vQqyYIi3
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTnWiODA9e
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgjbw5hRdl
「百米九秒九！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NcMR7FuBU
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiclAmpXOwk
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6iQWqxHqd
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigUScA4Bhd
(咇~~~！)790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTV0HCReM2P
YEAH，入咗喇！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNM7na9X6H
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE7Cuww3Xl
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHiR2OtUo3
「越位。」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFzCFyvzwP
「越位？！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNBV71BtBv
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FeSyiS9pg
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSu77THvXm
場面一片混亂…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFApnAcICM0
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aXELC0J8M
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEYNYwKiD9
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS8cTedgBi
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazDaEMint7
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHU0H3zwK2
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysolYlESBh
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerd3U1OhBr
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqwCinEn6j
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxY90ZH51Y
(嘭~！)790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb1q9PRhyP
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxGgttBCQc
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2WFO78wRu
個波仲…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrn9ze8CZo
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZD6wTpLq6
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdWQDB9Hkd
(待續)790Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaHOaPPVIO
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