第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggH7rD4tZl
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSIzE9ctJU
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCUS0bcqRQ
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsFOSodmOV
(又話追？！)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TQremcQ4A
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c7mgykPmV
(咁你快D啦！)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbg2F2MRLOV
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89t3EN2Ewh
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RfRHOvALo
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YlIcRNa6O
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbaKh5cgBu
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAVv7xhfra
如果係，我肯定…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUXjGVbr8F
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9yPnZgBCI
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk4Vqmic1a
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0RwL0XMEG
咦，後面有堆字噃！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcND2lcIeV6
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrU0jcXkBa
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaAhyDWoq4
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwXDirvRqQ
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgPMvFeCQe
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3lOzr64wY
唉，阿公真係…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGH1Tzz2br
咁我即係唔使學啦！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lFhyZNcHP
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhygo9B5yoo
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnI2VWqptq
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbuPHXRvTf
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z0UWG5Zq5
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasFSCIP8ZZ
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDi23Il6UJ
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD6KxOJXO0
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEpLbFNrWS
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KNdigNZy2
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPcAegzOf2
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXq7sbQPFXf
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqRxyrExIk
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ807EtINMN5
………743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixfgj34LWL
返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRkjedborN
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gTlI3VmCI
………743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0V2z5OQFO
入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA9eTZ3EaM
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnvwZ6XB1G
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeNbkfiAcY
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Q6IN8gJtD
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMncOq57576
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWByc800gpS
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELvUMD3ZPH
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wbJakYHT2
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWqQLUdICy
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNeme2uBSY
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicZ25GpCLp
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpsAQ0UvEt
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR04luOZ63L
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4UqpzhwmD
「校長佢點啊？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurv0mcOeVP
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDyaiqyGzG
「咁就好喇！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev1xp4WBiY
(…)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS48VJ1ESaV
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnF8p9jwZsE
之後，我行返前去最前面…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6l9cajeyT
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYxWYi2ZyO
「咁贏咗呢？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lClcReEYy
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5zJ8hxJFc
佢真係乞人憎到呢…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpeUE9wNe0
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjhppkQiIP
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovua7wMkMm
「九字護身法，收！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jvjUlAbOS
「天馬行空！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyMTHAToNd
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Kdv3bRdIK
「救命啊！救命啊！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVFI7uSpDx
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQ5rlTfxVF
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOijwUIHrM
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSkSS6GZz6
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlxNYuXTse
好在，佢都識做…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWZcoFUMzX
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLWEJnx1YF
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV5LyDu8eA
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP91exUMcG3
好啊！好啊！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIIejvV4rE
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGMJcoFo8b
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvtM2TqH0o
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV91D2RIsiC
………743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY3xSrsW4O
(咇~~~！)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPO5C6qlAH
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7Rem4Hu79
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluaugaQuWJ
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZsUdSGtYG
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WKfZNTvOD
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsvh3gK87k
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfBJIcsQWT
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIIkatZ9fo
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcsXVsj2HQ
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAA9LKU7Mpu
………743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEPWkKvhnK
突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHVhkI3DiD
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSMHmi7Q9n
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVn8DVhB2h
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmxgPv40oE
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSngjLt1j8
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x4b1H2mXA
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDOuijhe1U
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2NVEBZfcS
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxL0fGcpgC
「傻佬明，波啊！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8k4TdChPP
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8ImY74iec
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ2jYNxFh1
「七旋斬！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CofnIrBV8
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyNe9YUYVD
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23R63rQln0
「阿狗！接波！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XHmElESAL
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49ahk2JFJo
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0yRfYumLB
「百米九秒九！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KNThqlcMN
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyarPdoQn1z
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFoEefd94O
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRGvHe57kn
(咇~~~！)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIxQDwrXGa
YEAH，入咗喇！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9XIRkNMQQ
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ4SWlNnuG
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEIyoqlJEZ
「越位。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5VtxSC64C
「越位？！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLkkr6H4V1
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0dsGMbglr
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiAVjVEDBS
場面一片混亂…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHLSmUNoMm
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpDmXUtDR2
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEuuy9gxqM
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjn1eyVNWl
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGNwtqk2NQ
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVv7ZZBr7hn
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Aw6THOxCD
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzwCvpPkNK
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAsY7ldtWZ
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFWKdI2e75
(嘭~！)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB18G8Bmzz
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qAkOOhNPC
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2NRvs6vYV
個波仲…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xjQNRYb95
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0q8m4z8Mi
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