第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDJFF0pfMY
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfZvifmGiq
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIcLF7UuqZ
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsaaeBjCpC
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAwNzhlNaB
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolrvLF9ScD
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlimX9JLbOa
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ04q5v46c
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmjH8788Kz
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63yVM2vCJU
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yhX9BRxdq
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOErUsgW6D
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5JBEYL9s8
咁都俾你發現添。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqQ88FIov9
好，即刻開始！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QTKAm4aU6
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HzbGJzRD2
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLuwFZHAnP
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiXlCqytdf
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK17tYhtb6Z
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTP0qabxjcB
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlFSeRIdBK
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2xozqZdtZ
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuWd6WVhQQ
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCYUkdYnvT
公仔死咗，女友發火…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvi7AVhYi7
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk5BHvpbKc
「鬼王」趴咗街…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmqoc9ooAc
本來都已經奄奄一息…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWMzKkyAXX
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHb4lPaAhGs
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpuEfg84V7
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKzcUZlNVf
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepjhxW26ba
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTY0HpC8lF
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCemKq5CIo
好，呢一集正式開始！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqazCfuT4jw
(而家先開始？)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjzL7O8IQ6
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRvqRBys76
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERuqROSP5G
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf2QaFtab4
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyCe9jFMro
係「井上」先生啊！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxlCjywBIY
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbj7ht4pln
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRLGZ5bY5h
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlhuBUG2NC
「我笑又關你事呀？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HtgQgNS6L
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxx0WMTA88
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1BZEgAnBC
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ63NTRtHEx
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgOevIV6hn
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jWZsKSwqq
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhiGZvMTVE
「就憑你？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Z8ADSORod
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA7vORA7B3
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFyHW6o5PJ
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvmBb0zQve
「九陽草薙！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrEFi94pph
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGfpDmJc8z
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3cagqO87i
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDCrUARv26
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtec7XnLzQL
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa32azPD8a6
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71K1McwwVm
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6Yz3lShbq
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH91B4RjPL
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxW4BCHABK
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ML1eYDx5j
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg99sVvbXaV
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0EAY0n4wO
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn6XwTOB0G
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcKgdFyAY6
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4sKtYWb6k
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC1iDJpkwi
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGc4DjjyCE
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofajybvt2t
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H1xNmIqne
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8zEHQx84S
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnU1IGdfQPh
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznKumyVp3E
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHfyDnljiJ
「又點解啊？」大家問。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVLMJWeBuR
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu8Jg0lGrQ
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJZrGoysgi
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwNMVfxWc9
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZWLKKE1mC
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOYJXtokBw
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46XWuNItXK
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RhTsO2tkO
好在…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SfPRh1qAv
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ922hAP2tct
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97vCJbhwXQ
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuD3vPZeFL
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hJ14D4cf4
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjjEjDCd3s
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHmwdR7iYY
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9qswyxSru
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ3WCO2Px9
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotSH9MvFWo
「冇可能！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWpZPDD5Wi
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLf8NbAJeU
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7ZMpGVHYy
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5rFfJKPhW
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprEWKoLgPc
最後一吓…(插~！)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGUcGBPWwe
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5edKbMKvz
………835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNMbhj1zLL
但係…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki3st6jufk
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLW3H7ROqS
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhMXMUly55
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ32kXZ6pHe
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCSQJQU8M2
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmHfCOEGpb
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnb89P2yA0
突然…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3oEndtH1l
(嚓~！) 一聲…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb1Kkcs8pj
咩事啊？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNgdHCMiBl
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLd9uFtmXIr
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEEVnmHXaE
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6gR0VUpqV
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1ddhWC5XE
(待續)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB7I8pV3H3
下集預告︰835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkevZhko6ta
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL1q0xmI7I
註解︰835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9c3K1Y2gdR
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTeKY8RI5z
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUsOeNTBr5
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCV4CG5ztOF
