第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICLZieM4Dv
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoZvS3LOpl
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMQCKKenpH
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDTdYA7Aks
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC1pu1mgd4
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguLhQ0NqNp
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGhS8TiCfy
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9ZjrLKYar
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtK5UbJzOTQ
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9Gx915dh5
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg3X4IRvbK
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec1RFhyMVD
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uWTtvI3zM
咁都俾你發現添。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aLyiRMRfJ
好，即刻開始！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPNPWlq6qM
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM4CxAZOAG
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAP42ySQ8N
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd18UqFMFMw
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ5Ttub2cH
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuBMkGQPJp
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ9RcRRAcO
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfdYftwATP
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqH0HJbyuwU
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fNxGLATDL
公仔死咗，女友發火…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpXaNly8Zh
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSIzYr8289
「鬼王」趴咗街…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcdN6uID9X
本來都已經奄奄一息…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4HGFxCOXV
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULpltLZEj7
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFhBpssmny
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7rv1y343U
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQi5Lj2Ao2
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4E0c9YjHg
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8tREhfaiA
好，呢一集正式開始！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nCqDKJIo5
(而家先開始？)876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VJaO6c3zV
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOLKBFzhB9
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlx28Z7O7FW
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpupGdMR6y
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUUybEFjy9
係「井上」先生啊！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqVSMFR5K8
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWkVNVLm5t
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3Av7iRb1v
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb1FpayqKc
「我笑又關你事呀？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7EdP8sFnl
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcBArxIGdx
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkyXw9vRvo
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7avcdv18hO
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hdW3YqRFu
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgatIZtfFU2
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bfjfelrIH
「就憑你？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI2Vets2fL
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DaLoFdEVC
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsoC8k4X9O
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NGnntJzod
「九陽草薙！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHyvXGD4Vx
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eLY4oiglW
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVzyww7o7G
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42UvNkiSR0
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQJOwrGkj7
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzqOLTGiWP
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2W39AVXgrQ
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliS323SeRs
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEvfhhKXER
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapQ8gSMDI6
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0QmPtGOEE
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMA5R9ctCA
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSloqAMQEE
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggDioHKjNX
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtIcQRqEZU
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVojWKwuN7
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlS2jDRlH9
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpSl7V2Fsh
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4WBdiKDvo
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBKrmFaacb
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfXwNQi9SF
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6Xpug7ivR
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnZCpCyhru
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQBLretUVb
「又點解啊？」大家問。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTlNR3KcMk
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv63Ro2JDho
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU23lLqK0n2
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y9coNT1zm
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9s2Kz6u603
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3KDzbnE6T
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAtyCgj4YE
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSuSbiTnV6
好在…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQY3jm9Keoy
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKpORnYZkP
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Dueew0Bxp
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBWgIEfxrc
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAesJ1ytjLH
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLRq2P8s8Z
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm5QXZBhY2
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzIPTxlDCp
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHMB8NGlP5
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v4MXvOVtL
「冇可能！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1SGujOOIw
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdEAGzzZeI
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1gSm7sd7M
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbomIybK2ob
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kgGZpZdWX
最後一吓…(插~！)876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQluZpDjjm7
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7Crmk050t
………876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnA7AubNFl8
但係…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ872VM7pYv4
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoniaQAz9VW
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MyEQKTE4U
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSPhdlxswn
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FvxhY4fY3
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqWTAfFjty
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTG67U7bLz
突然…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHE5yscRkNq
(嚓~！) 一聲…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCgNpz980Q
咩事啊？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5RbggZSvQ
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpovXEPdLNZ
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8zt5hPD4w
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdUOnoUHpW
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeekwDt1on
(待續)876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyQA1CWzuy
下集預告︰876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaQ2uXL6qh
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuLPE0VsMZ
註解︰876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGriklSTSt
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFBzMYevDG
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfA1S7kW1k
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJr41c9OB9
