第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzpLKP6LBR
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1UDReNxNI
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLX97tWsXC
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQVPxhyFZx
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdXO4E4IRx
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY0heEJ7nL
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7hxRyI6BD
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMUH2mRChQ
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyFfcvQidj
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHegi3IZGbL
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5TsvfGTXn
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2Q8VoBBpv
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoONkSydKQ
咁都俾你發現添。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8nLbSQFDe
好，即刻開始！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eexAsJBjl
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrQFwE9Y6f
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVSKoiJ7wH
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMfQrf58aA
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B6TrCRJip
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL739zQIMu
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRf6rFifjh
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMJdsyw34C
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawQGzl9wrj
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmGw3ZB8JN
公仔死咗，女友發火…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqGsSdcsGE
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAgXFhqppx
「鬼王」趴咗街…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRprba88QE6
本來都已經奄奄一息…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq7qHBjjjm
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkyacG34Nh
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWwOmeC2bi
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5Bj3Owuzv
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGl8dGMGUBx
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3DDGrFV9M
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuKujYO4lI
好，呢一集正式開始！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrllE2WZTf7
(而家先開始？)828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiID1DMd8oF
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBpX6hLfNr
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh6T4kqeCv
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KEVPLg1kA
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlG4iAyC5N
係「井上」先生啊！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2RUeqHtGz
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3w8IppSr9
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVl3PMitgX6
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaWUixECCK
「我笑又關你事呀？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTslZ8MonF
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIy3pMwXGB
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VUs2I9aOX
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGQPDf0mJm
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3v8JCV48b
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidbrxD6Spn
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAhDA8q1E0
「就憑你？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3HVxSddir
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NHUND2ZFA
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFmkyb48zs
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83nSdmrfzW
「九陽草薙！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy80mnC8jwb
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUeYkCrAeS
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpGciRTOJX
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8Bg6UzPAP
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrMZyNmGKP
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWOwWKE3r4
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFutdkvQgOX
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1DppwJwpU
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YCjE7fapm
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWtaEGEo09
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFaTrmBWt6
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswGJc2UHaX
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRa18GAEEYv
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjZUNr0vRq
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD3cDSPsah
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsQn3flVD9
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHwoJjKqUq
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeVZcaDyIY
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp5FvdzUfc
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuwDy6uhyr
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKihhFZvWTb
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6EzHKJjPe
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykoDf3Yheu
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiuMhUoluQ
「又點解啊？」大家問。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnAXo7ok05
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5nwKmME4l
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtAXpKtOxE
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXDmHsWtWB
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaMq4G2UA8
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQEEFkwGYW
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPea4PC49v
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDB2kutqmg
好在…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmjfdEFikY
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13yYslfZEx
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IgrNCpUsi
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWoeWFDase
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgnGV3G7u5
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNmWZqmN7W
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7ql4J8IWD
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiKH2LCV9e
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEl9PvEMLpq
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59GwwpGxzE
「冇可能！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL68tBb51r
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZrE1tARWD
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrxgIy8ofn
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq8Ednh2au
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnK0F8GhDRs
最後一吓…(插~！)828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrnhAlS18K
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiepcU92WaT
………828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDc6VUiqkS
但係…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBscbvFPG9z
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqln9OdGgPi
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZrF99eum2
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdx7iNEkzN
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyjUdSJd0O
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdTXcY1X97
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fLJgZXRnp
突然…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoltaQoB83A
(嚓~！) 一聲…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeURUgMOjSM
咩事啊？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3r08YtFHfV
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgumpTxmXVM
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydUJocpr5P
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGz6dWCZ1i
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDkl6GTDS2
(待續)828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmxxHaP9gO
下集預告︰828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQk7EU4GTp
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39d3lwhEf6
註解︰828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMl9L6hGkg
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZtkehLXqw
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoiLaNvsk5
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLqCpfSe3R
