第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlplNPmlE7U
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dlrl9Sdz3
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7vuDFnNI8
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHcQNQdd83
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0l6PsoPYm
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaZHSoYkOJ
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbllufbBbx
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewH1CevNS6
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6GymEJaS5
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w2DylmF2q
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHv8kbvy4Dp
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1HUCkjWsG
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCNvzs0cfY
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD86giThsD
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ5WdayQI4
究竟佢憑咩呢？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVIGHQsyTw
「九陽草薙！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JNHXggfBu
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJorFcuvwF
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5J9uyueHoz
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p5FoxdXIO
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTswMzcWrWZ
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbbZAKiCjz
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbdqkKTgEI
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WBXQwSElE
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdnDZHinRF
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0vhZEjaVD
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMKsSvwkgY
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WXcJl5J25
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPaVB0Lh38
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EbBrq6wtZ
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iS8xef9M6
「…心眼！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEjRG5Lrm7
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZIEfmFLU4
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmKYKZdxS0
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysTXLMnozi
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxPXJ0Pte9
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvZRE2deMN
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3dAAMjjWu
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDw8XYsPqur
「嚓」一聲…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU5rBiaaPK
之後…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpAUZjl7ZX
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgRMQEunPl
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKwr9YIyjb
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2ohkLIXxu
原來…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFICb8NDj2
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpB0Fv6BuD
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzOqmdd3bJ
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP6eyzotO6
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO64fa8q27v
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SNlVsjTcI
我轉身望過去，發覺…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBujzJrryZP
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNjSaUTaGc
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHkVF1WID1
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wEGT9hi04
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83KdYvjneH
「你想救我呀？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWmC8do9Po
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPx8uyyFc3
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AnYwWSiaK
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMy5ARepIQ0
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h6yPduyZ2
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4U2xxqOOW
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB0S2cmg6F
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IRqrLxKt7
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lBxr7BMgM
一手將佢個口噤住…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwchUDavEU
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8TacuILZh
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQG9ia6RkD
「大袋魔」左手一撥…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIzpdM3LcC
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2W30q0AE5V
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPmn7yo16v
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTkqmvYN2Q
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DX1aZ5syn
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RGwUO0jvl
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNYe306ELz
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfvfD6iYTO
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDNsB5tnnn
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJat6kocSYG
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibwNv4z8bl
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRrMn6pUIQ
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oLD0SXym4
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCC9d8lCjF
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSzugdcOxF
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaRTl2BG3Z
「你講多次！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIFiLBmvU4
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NxwavTUqe
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLT0k2jP7n
亦都唔敢再問…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzKanLA13K
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDWh7gK6EI
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJclID1ElnA
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bSaK1gHCX
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm8Z9Sh4Xt
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ivl05Igf9
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDcu3tKad5
「咩意思啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfhekLttGm
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRYIuct5sC
「咩七七八八啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lJP75qwYq
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfefLxfs6Du
「佔據咗會點嫁？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaEN1zafJB
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zDfh3k4RW
「咩話？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtYyeS4n60
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofElxwgzXW
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2TCDkCdEu
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsenhhq1sn
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZvZUWcSzr
「大家埋嚟…」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNOetUIShZ
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jPBKUFKDe
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnKIPy3b2x
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL9khPhwlP
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WZ5dP24GH
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48jPjPitYY
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3iJzuhevS
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDShvp5PfHg
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jPeGbMgFe
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoERAuGFYg
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3QYYoznH2
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpZpcVbtB8
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxZ6lLyyke
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fkjmUra36
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEvnTadm24
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprvpkLtPEF
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjjGf0hyQu
「雞妖隻手。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ28X6vCJUU
「雞妖？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzV8OrluRgk
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnb1ehYOjF
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ymVUdBDXd
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYvEoyTqoo
「咁請邊個啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97OonekKi2
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvOFDhQscF
(待續)787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4kaAWdNvP
下集預告︰787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlrzEPktvD
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WWpf90fo4
註解︰787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzWFuooW7h
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYYM3PP1uu
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