第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2RRuEnrzl
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFGcyXUeOx
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIol14dVoJ
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzbxXNMTLn
係咪應該遲D先做啊？679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIndq9me5sW
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBpRFQXbeQ
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjRUz9IWRo
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZLcZVEOhN
我自己講返好過…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMUguyWRap
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pPQjoJPY3
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0GrZIWdd8
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTthcbzvscA
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrzVGHOAxq
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp68W1sY7Gi
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ik5GCVB9V
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9664hHxOf7
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVZRy8ZJkx
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp5srwByj6
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6quMbFtKb
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIOuv120OC
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3ZA8Yr0lC
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeriiPpqJqT
「咁請邊個啊？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76lXhULxD1
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBhGVzLbEg
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZs7auI8bw
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sII4wL8bk
「仲有兩隻？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFim7MBhEW1
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0tzf15rL2
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6r8v6ftME
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zt33uucTE
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4TlFGGA6J
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrgsTKWP4x
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdk1lHiqMi
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95q3bu2c3T
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMAhpBdCyB
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBumHW5fsp7
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6O7jLtj3oD
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ2SpOJRcB
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOZL373ITD
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hXYhQLdgl
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NZ8RknGsn
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbnCVqJM5L
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf0kxYhnVb
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4bp7rXJd3
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt4A0mgENa
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVsZ2CBrfB
「雷電交加！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLENdoQBPlp
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NcgEuBBO9
「風牆！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcR0KRcwob
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBZSUe2wLZ
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXjDRfNsUW
「漫天飛雨刀！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzHftjuRm2
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5i1PjyqH6
「電光霹靂！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5oV3fKbu3
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlbqCSmNNB
「疾風快刀！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz44uy6v5UT
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDq3fW14nD
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQwken8JiH
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ335mfIgaz9
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBDp3ATjia
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsEWV7rLhI
點知…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIZBujaTEm
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IJNiZbAis
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpEINGKj7t
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXjSIAAlFu
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKQMKT8LRI
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCu9s8QJF2
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjhUXodOlH
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpjdH6F6VP
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfeK73uqCD
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TrYMOzUsl
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziQWZi8xem
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5BRh8u12M
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH4NFMrIXz
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlJoCchy4X
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6Mcu8VL0t
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTfuKmk8gX
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvpIVT8WGo
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxHsLTUfKz
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPhZcQgzwq
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAQMiReI8Y
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeQwhfEjmn
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe4m68qXJy
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VgDeX1h93
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZx8YjiWRP
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI53o3v6cac
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XPnf3knxz
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a84c1N7kW
「哦！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TMeGxqbRb
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOzyyKQ7Sj
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrSITQtlat
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPMccIBR4C
(嘟嘟 ~)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXluX4IoEf
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGusukrN3o
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qmHZKfevo
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNcJC6BgpI
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjXW40v8hg
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxlN8hqXFL
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpKGf5P3Oa
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYhjqLwgHc
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoWkNjnbWn
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tebMjGyPu
「係噃，試吓先。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9t8jGOLLo
(嘟嘟 ~)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Dj2f3OATE
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6xQC12ws1
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhYVmoBZOa
「有冇預約？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lVA2Aodak
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmm22USAf4
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstAkrFpjj0
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVGkf7jywV
「車，用張飛啦。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlafKmxdso
「張飛？」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCriNDsZSAb
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok9Pjac4Ay
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwVrADcDOZ
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17XXnuwoFn
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJQIKoMoxd
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy6KF4ibk1
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg3KJz1ykK
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkJCP7qnHf
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlFWZAjU3Y
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lLIepR3Lz
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOmTuO2IqU
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yR1dxmUwz
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20JRHps0oD
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8ampuzDqa
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9Pp4IVRDj
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQzGNcM33V
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HWtHufh7T
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmNDTtAT1Z
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcVlHgp9m1
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDRIfLxt7p
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjWGjvyxd5
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyLty2diR2
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAfpJBLrSU
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6dqJOtfYs
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzw1i3y5dKk
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQMlHbHsKS
「咪住！」679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZAcVpit4w
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