第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2FnVD0VNP
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63JC1EqnEb
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCGVybJqDR
我嘅上一集…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEjYFhdw73
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5pQWkCMNe
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodUna51zQY
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp12u7uR1xM
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDtCRmMwHS
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmTgLG9mJS
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzjxE3PcJo
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9sWDQP1dt
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpntCzgg8Sc
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxE0qfFQzw
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK80lRRmCch
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscVh4fIdMH
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvJgDGtzza
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoYGto64dD
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4P3ZSMcoLz
「咪住！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH1vOTU6tP
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcT7ioWy70
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1iAUoy1nr
「咩話？二郎神？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP925jYKJfx
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPO4VjuvAe
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzed9pLJC47
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYNZaa7o4i
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRgIGGQ408
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEwtOz7ilB
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHmaRyOoB4
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVd9LUF7UA
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vjIsVzK5v
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjLQxXf3cy
我無奈到唔想講嘢…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9EpYy9aMw
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBpXFpKxb7
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbfUWqC2Oe
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡud1YJ2GxOf
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZmcZTHLuu
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiR9BxU01I
「…歌聲魅影！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUXPTOWXa4
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9AkwJMUtm
好在唔使佢出手咋。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo5ofIiVrN
「…動感十字死光！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOtTymW6gl
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhO9PlYNpi
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiptyUHhDq
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW51JufHBt
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4fZt0s7pG
「咁正常對決啦…」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevIhPBuSax
…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzKdJnw980
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZMJPEIemx
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDllFqYAzV
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5wbIvnOks
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzfLTF5Lwi
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cOMGnnVlN
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpVyrqo1Ov
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlqLApTwAg
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuWNxXwWc4
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpIbtxh1eF
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ewj4BJtMn
…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAwQbleM6b
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BA63KLnAM
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0WkolN5i1
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLe0qtk1td
幾秒過後，白雲散去…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI8FQKBO1b
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsIoDQTeRK
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARMydpCSsz
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFVNifE0Zj
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Jlph2MAoi
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLCmtKupan
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJifzu4eiUn
將「二郎神」撞開…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplMTjolDVX
「哎吔！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7f8fTkXCv
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjgFyEU7BD
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC4sHE0YSA
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KPTCZMUZE
我就襯呢個時候…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpQYV7EhbM
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0YfEqicm2
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaR1aowvwdM
「咁點算啊？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInBxTlsIY2
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYPhl2yUp8
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFCKfS63tL
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNx7Y8nfwO
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAb6S05d0U
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDcHC0Ss2y
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG7kZfcObb
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpRRKZ8iFr
「邪影勾魂斬！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyGxdl2M1E
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafPKmdM4Qn
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20rO4d3XD2
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkDesAX5Ws
「陰魂歸天！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PIvmK2HF8
向上一斬…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoP0M0F4i4
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYCNoyzDnB
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pSIb4JhXg
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qgvya7tOa
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvIFJIFoHV
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqKsdM3avu
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMldbC6yJX6
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivGnEN2Gjo
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBXREzjL1h
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIOq1OnQ9G
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN7CkpiIPL
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl2wkmsgYN
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEmXB4vgm2
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOzzS129Ew
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPuDWOShaE
「冇錯！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl2CpGNvt9
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgbVBkLyMl
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5tzAoSqbT
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A6C7dhVi1
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W1d8KTm4K
刀光劍影之快…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTghveRndDo
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSSdqAJens
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzq3eYjl3F
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgJJQb16Lu
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dkM61uOWs
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazEAqwui3X
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmqD3lbNAR
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDfvLWpuvs
打咗幾百個合。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIa0j092pa
之後突然…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgz6EP1bwhn
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu30kuz7TCB
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JgQ4rExxK
「係PAKKA啊！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EkOdFf8dz
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXZq2IhonU
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMlnIVytbN
(待續)786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xKsszlHTc
下集預告︰786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeqVb4hmgO
河仙？786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUOweUhlbs
註解︰786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9WiYB98KF
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtLXxRR7gi
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhk6Y4fJ3UL
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFwTRCtqjF
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDYDGbc2qP
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePEUcd1Tm2
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPhMiRrdyn
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1XOcVCWTq
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