「阿David你廿歲,讀梗大學係嘛?」很快便收聽第二位聽聚打來的電話。165Please respect copyright.PENANAW5k7tWAyKR
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「係…」165Please respect copyright.PENANA1PU0R5CLgp
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「你話你追咗女神好多年都追唔到?」 165Please respect copyright.PENANAYQNQxysvp0
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「係…」 165Please respect copyright.PENANA6HfwmrCgZV
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「佢仲話好憎你?」165Please respect copyright.PENANAaBotVrNtXr
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「係…」165Please respect copyright.PENANA71CpK2tHFc
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這傢伙打來是聽我說話還是想傾訴的?他還有沒有第二句?165Please respect copyright.PENANA0fhoM9kYgN
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「你可唔可以講下你追佢嘅過程啊?」165Please respect copyright.PENANAh9hQLfvMkC
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「啊…咪追佢囉。」165Please respect copyright.PENANA138yPkbbli
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我從來沒有一刻像現在一樣,那麼有衝動想把聽筒給砸掉。165Please respect copyright.PENANAiu9FDJAKhA
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香港的教育就是製造了這些廢物出來嗎?165Please respect copyright.PENANAIcyfWh3r5F
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但為了節目…我忍。165Please respect copyright.PENANA343iSbpoOm
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「詳細少少講下?」165Please respect copyright.PENANAiXS7flqb9a
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「我…以前番學都會好早去到佢屋企樓下等佢,然後跟住佢番學。」165Please respect copyright.PENANAjyVApZoiFi
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「佢食飯我又會跟住去食,佢去圖書館我都會跟住…」165Please respect copyright.PENANANctwAuL9zF
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這是痴漢的行為吧?!165Please respect copyright.PENANAt08yRzZGkm
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「佢生日果陣我唔夠錢買花…所以就買咗棵西蘭花俾佢。」165Please respect copyright.PENANASzoKibMoyC
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「點知佢當眾扯爛朵西蘭花,仲係到鬧我…」165Please respect copyright.PENANAiIhdUMeCCv
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聽到這兒,我差點拍掌叫好,竟然把西蘭花形容為一朵朵的,想必他也病入膏肓。165Please respect copyright.PENANAcXkRGk1Mfv
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「喂大佬啊,你咁搞法係人都走啦,你明明自己問題係邊啊?」165Please respect copyright.PENANAtQZ7BHAfYD
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「因為棵西蘭花太冇誠意?」165Please respect copyright.PENANANWkChFBQyA
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……媽的。165Please respect copyright.PENANAOOtPabL1uR
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「你知唔知你咁樣跟住人,人地可以報警?你唔係覺得咁樣好浪漫啊?」165Please respect copyright.PENANASR15vqMpUY
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「都…都幾浪漫啊,我睇戲啲人都係咁。」他說。165Please respect copyright.PENANAfnWEGDQa0v
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「戲還戲啊大佬,周星馳可以踢到個波上天唔通你又得咩!」165Please respect copyright.PENANAIr5kCpyP6e
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「我…」165Please respect copyright.PENANAn01gF6HuGd
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「你咩啊你,有大學讀就好啲書,唔好曬咗個學位啦!」165Please respect copyright.PENANAz5jBh7ARPi
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「香港有好多想讀大學嘅都冇大學讀啊!」165Please respect copyright.PENANAlgtxUWmx4n
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想不到我竟會那麼動氣,或許是因爲想起自己也是香港教育下的犧牲者吧。165Please respect copyright.PENANA22koGRL4yL
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我足足訓話了他十五分鐘,我不知道我是有何資格。165Please respect copyright.PENANAOVomFlU21J
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或許我不想他好像我那麼失敗吧。165Please respect copyright.PENANAO2fs4Isc55
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「你洗唔洗咁勞氣啊?」掛了線後,Sally問。165Please respect copyright.PENANAKwgJAF9YmO
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「條友幾乎係變態啦喎,梗係要鬧醒佢啦。」165Please respect copyright.PENANAsJynQcvrO3
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「佢仲係聽眾黎架喎…」165Please respect copyright.PENANAaxkMkbk74q
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「知唔知你果句話嘅相反係咩?」我問。165Please respect copyright.PENANA57MB6pK7px
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「咩啊?」165Please respect copyright.PENANAVdPzcPMLYM
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「If you can’t join them, beat them.」165Please respect copyright.PENANA6myQtBxMgV
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「我係要俾佢地癲,但係唔係盲目咁癲落去。」165Please respect copyright.PENANAXWdxHZvjKN
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「我係一個主持,就要有番做主持嘅責任。」165Please respect copyright.PENANAf60HDbvLGp
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「嘛,估唔到你都幾有大志。」她說。165Please respect copyright.PENANAccvtB6fYr5
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不知是鬧開有條癮或是怎麼樣,接下來打來的聽眾,若有不對的地方,我便一直鬧,一直鬧。165Please respect copyright.PENANAJvLIclhXOz
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「喂…喂…」翌日清早,我又再度被一個電話吵醒。165Please respect copyright.PENANAOVpphzP6dt
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