「阿David你廿歲,讀梗大學係嘛?」很快便收聽第二位聽聚打來的電話。162Please respect copyright.PENANAu1VAXGCQ8v
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「係…」162Please respect copyright.PENANAOchuN6NqtU
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「你話你追咗女神好多年都追唔到?」 162Please respect copyright.PENANA7o42xqs90X
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「係…」 162Please respect copyright.PENANA2D50EmcIar
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「佢仲話好憎你?」162Please respect copyright.PENANACcFteqMxsu
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「係…」162Please respect copyright.PENANA01Gt47FXoo
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這傢伙打來是聽我說話還是想傾訴的?他還有沒有第二句?162Please respect copyright.PENANACldwnu98ZN
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「你可唔可以講下你追佢嘅過程啊?」162Please respect copyright.PENANAQMjULsmIKs
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「啊…咪追佢囉。」162Please respect copyright.PENANAFDl8NmzS6o
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我從來沒有一刻像現在一樣,那麼有衝動想把聽筒給砸掉。162Please respect copyright.PENANAjka1bqyWYt
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香港的教育就是製造了這些廢物出來嗎?162Please respect copyright.PENANAng0pDDAoxH
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但為了節目…我忍。162Please respect copyright.PENANAqLQuJw9sPm
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「詳細少少講下?」162Please respect copyright.PENANALHDm5mrYKN
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「我…以前番學都會好早去到佢屋企樓下等佢,然後跟住佢番學。」162Please respect copyright.PENANA5Lk59LsAWI
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「佢食飯我又會跟住去食,佢去圖書館我都會跟住…」162Please respect copyright.PENANAj7dnYaHRQQ
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這是痴漢的行為吧?!162Please respect copyright.PENANAzZAi31YkXD
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「佢生日果陣我唔夠錢買花…所以就買咗棵西蘭花俾佢。」162Please respect copyright.PENANAKYyRBCVJvJ
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「點知佢當眾扯爛朵西蘭花,仲係到鬧我…」162Please respect copyright.PENANAWDWiV0Tpyo
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聽到這兒,我差點拍掌叫好,竟然把西蘭花形容為一朵朵的,想必他也病入膏肓。162Please respect copyright.PENANAHBKDI9BSW7
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「喂大佬啊,你咁搞法係人都走啦,你明明自己問題係邊啊?」162Please respect copyright.PENANA3cCFBhDEBi
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「因為棵西蘭花太冇誠意?」162Please respect copyright.PENANAMX9e9Bv1dy
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……媽的。162Please respect copyright.PENANAFg3gUZ4Gk1
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「你知唔知你咁樣跟住人,人地可以報警?你唔係覺得咁樣好浪漫啊?」162Please respect copyright.PENANAhiM0erbReN
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「都…都幾浪漫啊,我睇戲啲人都係咁。」他說。162Please respect copyright.PENANAgCiwQn0onh
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「戲還戲啊大佬,周星馳可以踢到個波上天唔通你又得咩!」162Please respect copyright.PENANAGF4wd6GGzi
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「我…」162Please respect copyright.PENANAetbsou2yrC
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「你咩啊你,有大學讀就好啲書,唔好曬咗個學位啦!」162Please respect copyright.PENANAoMEB1bkFoA
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「香港有好多想讀大學嘅都冇大學讀啊!」162Please respect copyright.PENANAxMsp1Aj1O8
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想不到我竟會那麼動氣,或許是因爲想起自己也是香港教育下的犧牲者吧。162Please respect copyright.PENANAAlvyufeWLB
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我足足訓話了他十五分鐘,我不知道我是有何資格。162Please respect copyright.PENANAx86bdEBKT7
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或許我不想他好像我那麼失敗吧。162Please respect copyright.PENANAtUaaVJW4yb
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「你洗唔洗咁勞氣啊?」掛了線後,Sally問。162Please respect copyright.PENANATgSxjVMBju
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「條友幾乎係變態啦喎,梗係要鬧醒佢啦。」162Please respect copyright.PENANAh5R4W2XU4K
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「佢仲係聽眾黎架喎…」162Please respect copyright.PENANAhsmjawvP8y
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「知唔知你果句話嘅相反係咩?」我問。162Please respect copyright.PENANAHfp1YJj5pE
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「咩啊?」162Please respect copyright.PENANAlVViqs81OJ
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「If you can’t join them, beat them.」162Please respect copyright.PENANA5hwpwUvIF6
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「我係要俾佢地癲,但係唔係盲目咁癲落去。」162Please respect copyright.PENANAoc3H4KsqQO
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「我係一個主持,就要有番做主持嘅責任。」162Please respect copyright.PENANAzlJXakxKb9
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「嘛,估唔到你都幾有大志。」她說。162Please respect copyright.PENANACASWXQcYS9
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不知是鬧開有條癮或是怎麼樣,接下來打來的聽眾,若有不對的地方,我便一直鬧,一直鬧。162Please respect copyright.PENANAXludGi7XOw
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「喂…喂…」翌日清早,我又再度被一個電話吵醒。162Please respect copyright.PENANAEYK7t1cZT1
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