第068集 ~ 明︰阿公啊！點解啊？…13樓又乜事啊？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8k8rddkOu
我呆咗咁，一直企喺大堂度，諗住小倩…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1EKf0m3Nr
………861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaN9dq4UUyT
到我回過神嚟，望一望四周圍，原來佢哋都已經走晒嚧…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVSGNt3Uof
淨係返得阿妮同「喪狗」喺度…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhD06nbc5V
不過好快佢哋都諗住離我而去，阿妮佢竟然拉咗「喪狗」入…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfsFSy8WQg
殘廁！？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4T0GyH76O
光天化日之下，竟然可以俾個咁靚嘅女仔強姦…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ316R4xGlXg
「喪狗」佢都真係行運行到腳趾尾喇。不過…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXySZfXbhK
我竟然連呢D咁精彩嘅嘢都冇去八卦，不過其實點解佢哋唔好好地搵個房呢？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmORaXyH3f4
唉…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnXr8La1VJ
我都冇心機理佢哋，之後，我就咁自己一個靜靜地搭(車立)返上12樓…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfZfxPKU64
我突然諗到，不如去一去班衰仔個房睇吓，睇吓會唔會玩一陣，心情會好D啦。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXdd8I0F5t
點知去到門口，聽到佢哋好嘈，我已經唔想入去…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUqyP4qwhi
所以咪好自閉咁一個人返自己房諗住訓囉。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbiBFADDIg
我去到自己房門口，聽到裡面有D雜聲…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup7XSkTCXO
唔通係「細鬼」！？佢竟然咁乖咁早返房訓？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVfKOPIoe3
唔通佢都見到阿公？仲同佢傾緊計？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJFa4iEPnT
我竟然有返D好奇心，所以我咪靜靜雞俟埋道門度偷聽囉…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIftRaqR82t
「大波兄，你係咪傻咗啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ECeiTTYQT
「你唔好理我啦！我都係想完吓我嘅心願啫！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0XTGGPlWx
原來係「光管陳」同阿公講緊嘢，仲有好似有少少激動咁添。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8yaCHjU3d
「咩心願啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVRtgA3Io4
「我得一粒孫，佢一出世，我就有個心願，就係想睇住佢成人。」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3Hd09bYIT
「你都睇到佢而家十八歲啦，成咗人啦，做咩仲唔去投胎啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMLDo2CaKL
聽到呢度，我覺得好愕然…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh6OsWUIm8
阿公唔係講過話佢下面識人，排咗個快期，一個月後先投胎咩？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPBe8Vw5ap
「我講緊佢結婚啊！未結婚點算成人呢？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeYySvF5xv
「結婚！？快極都要D時間啦！邊可能趕得切啊！加上你呢次唔去，可能要排期排到2047年嫁！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArCYb2E5ff
「四十七年啫！我等得嘅！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXEy2wrHK6
「唉…你咁硬頸，睇嚟我都係勸你唔掂嫁喇…」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswaB15he58
(嚓嚓~！嘭~！)861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDyCMXkdRR
我終於忍唔住，插卡，推門，衝咗入去！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS0SFAW5jT
「阿公！你…你傻嫁咩！？點解…點解要咁為我啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64bmoLtgrG
我本來已經唔係好開心，仲要聽到阿公佢…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGcTe2JDmy
佢為我而放棄投胎機會，我真係含住兩包眼淚…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStwfXvOKwq
「你…你點解喺度嫁？你聽到晒？」阿公咁問，仲好快就諗住兜返添。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeHnxlOCXV
「哈哈哈哈，傻仔嚟嘅，我同你陳老師綵排嘅鬼節個話劇喳嘛，咪當真先得嫁，我講過…」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ShRwe32j6
「唔係囉，阿明你都聽到晒啦，我都勸佢勸到冇力喇，你嚟啦！」「光管陳」突然插嘴。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xLOH4Hg5w
「哎吔，呢個時候你先嚟踢爆我，我…」阿公講。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzmYAPl4hm
「唔關「光管陳」事，你究竟最遲幾時要投胎啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1IAdTlmAR
我緊張到乜都唔理喇，連「光管陳」三個字都講咗出嚟。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXLcKQu1Xf
「Eee…」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrdG1Xohfv
「講啊！」我含住眼淚咁大嗌。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3rkitzOGz
「明仔啊，唔好咁惡鬧公公啦，講咪講囉，聽晚搭正凌晨啊，離而家仲有成日嫁！」阿公佢咁回應。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WNIyde75B
「咁好啦，而家你返去下面等啦。」我冷靜咁回應佢。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWq2nKbZuM
「咪住先！咦…」阿公突然大嗌，仲好專心咁望住我個樣。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhiV2MPQCG
「你係咪要我後悔一世啊！？」我繼續鬧阿公。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ8kFf7utn
「鳳初兄，你睇吓明仔個樣。似唔似啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9OUnFVbkL
「似唔似D咩啊？」我講。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iJrZCFrSx
「咦，係噃！你個衰仔眼犯桃花，面泛紅光咁，係咪識到女仔啊？」「光管陳」問我。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J3x5z13F1
「你…你…你哋又知嘅？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioIl8JblBe
「睇你個姣樣就知啦！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIh01UAyBr
「咁…咁又點啫？你都係要去投胎啊！唔好叉開話題！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgJMZ1RrOw
「我唔制啊！聽日之前你要介紹你女朋友仔我識，唔係我就唔投胎！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0S7bmS43V
阿公竟然咁講，我有D尷尬，不過如果真係可以，我都真係想做得到。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK42XDwPKPX
「好！好啊！哈哈哈哈！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRy2tOiEvl
連「光管陳」都幫嗌「好」，我點可以唔應承丫，但係…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD165LC8O5
小倩佢會唔會…我可唔可以…唉…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQCPX5q0JJ
………861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBtxkev3FO
(嘭~！)861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB4n2OW8DW
我哋道門突然被打開…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACUx20AiSO
「喂！大件事喇！有嘢睇啊！」原來係「細鬼」。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgjuD2qaCe
「你又闖咩禍啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfLhw5GmFF
「唔係啊！頭先我見到一大班傳教士上咗13樓啊！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVCcgoL9yd
「你點知啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMNx1UXH1l
「我頭先去買鹹書，點知見到大堂好多西人，成大班傳教士想密謀做嘢咁，咪走去偷聽佢哋做乜囉，點知原來佢哋一早約好咗話要上13樓驅鬼喎，仲有添啊，原來成日喺樓下嗰兩個西人好有來頭嫁，係歐洲數一數二嘅驅鬼大師嚟嫁，而家佢哋同3樓﹑6樓班傳教士一齊上晒13樓啊！你哋去唔去睇吓啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhv0nue3a7u
「你有咁好英文聽得咁詳細明白咩？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVo8LlaBbw
「第二樣嘢我唔敢講，我三歲就睇AV，畢身志願就係要做AV男優，所以英文同日文，簡直就係我母語！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwNnq9f2Uy
「希望你有志者，事竟成啦吓！我哋一齊上去睇吓啦！不過等等…」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgGyyyqEox
「大波兄，你唔好上去，有我得嫁喇！你係鬼，我驚節外生枝啊！」「光管陳」講完之前嗰句，另轉身同阿公講。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQUtNp7WgM
「OK！咁你幫我睇住明仔。」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobkSLxK15U
「細鬼」睇唔到阿公，佢個樣好奇怪「光管陳」做緊乜。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5GKzFyMXK
「出發啦！望！有乜好望啫！？喂，係啊！唔好同其他人講，我哋幾個上去就好！」「光管陳」向住「細鬼」講。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK099mOm0PJ
………861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2orYnsGRP
我哋諗住行樓梯上去，但係原來呢度後樓梯係冇樓梯嘅，真係講出嚟都有D怪。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxlYUzK4x6
但係…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfyd9sWxzF
唔知點解「光管陳」做個手印之後，樓梯就出現咗喇…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBf9skxU8f
我哋就係咁行呢條樓梯上去…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjx0EcHnLy
一上到去，我就見到…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OqMUxlQox
呢層嘅環境好奇怪，冇房嘅，係一個圓型好大嘅大廳…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSqMK0vQPM
似係俾人團體活動用嘅地方，就連燈光都好似「的士高」咁…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54UWFshbYf
而家喺我哋前面嘅係一大堆背住我哋嘅傳教士。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX7oRPF920
我喺傳教士人罅中望出去，見到佢哋對面就係一大堆…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX4ZggjNQV
鬼怪！？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJbfIZUu0i
有幾隻典型白衣長髮女鬼，有D有角嘅裸男，有D螢光青色飄吓飄吓嘅靈魂…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrocBaLXpdq
仲有好多好多隻唔同嘅鬼怪，而傳教士們就好似做好作戰準備咁，每人都手執一本聖經，或者攞住個十字架…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVv6Xn08G0M
但係奇怪嘅係，D鬼怪完全冇理佢哋，繼續自己…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroYbxQWafa
似乎係享樂緊，佢哋好似平凡人咁玩緊喳嘛，冇乜問題丫。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvC2KHfnXz
呢度好大，傳教士同D鬼怪有D距離…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0nghtXOX8
「喂，阿明，你睇到D乜啫，點解好似咁凝重咁嘅？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFPdcAnlvl
「細鬼」咁問，我先記得，原來佢未開法眼，睇唔到D鬼怪，我亦都因為咁，諗到點解D鬼怪見唔到班傳教士喇！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSUEEIsYvX
係因為「隱身咒」啊！我估傳教士係用咗唔知乜方法做咗D同「隱身咒」一樣效果嘅嘢。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX9ZXSzVSU
咦，傳教士出手喇喎…佢哋…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQKw7fGkYk
唔係用聖經，唔係讀經文，係揸住D銀棒…追住D鬼怪嚟打…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLfwFGgYlV
「哇丫~！哇丫~！哇丫~！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAcGf2V00W
「丫~！丫~！丫~！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUHCp17WRc
「嗚哇~！嗚哇~！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWR2LSn1ql6
一遍哀號，全場…感覺…都好奇怪…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8NzXrTGe3
我本來以為只有鬼怪會去破壞人類嘅和平，但係…原來…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrHOTtIcSM
人類都會咁樣對待鬼怪…我唔知呢堆鬼怪有冇做過咩錯事，但係…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia7SXVW8W6
我而家親眼所見…呢堆傳教士…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe27QwJfTr
根本唔係我所認識嘅人類…我突然覺得好心寒…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqRQCUBJvB
亦都覺得班鬼怪好慘…我真係好想去救佢哋…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4A79z6u9e
「黐線架？黐線嫁！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOVO0f50Nd
我真係衝咗前去，推走D傳教士，仲阻咗佢哋打D鬼怪。點知…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2sVhIVNWy
呢班西人，連…連我都打埋，其中四個將我監生噤喺地下…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSsAhuCjdx
再衝咗一個埋嚟，成支銀棒向我兜頭打落嚟！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1x1DFKHAr
(啪~！噗~！碰~！躂~！嘭~！)861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xJrLObsgT
「光管陳」五吓將佢哋打開晒。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR1J8PvAhd
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmZyiTvPxn
我只係相信一樣嘢，鬼不犯我，點解我哋要犯佢哋啊？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLK184wZMO
(待續)861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCQrGWJhGr
下集預告：861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELRgLHVDMq
到我醒返之後，我發現自己唔知身處喺邊…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQbHSzkyJL
