第084集 ~ 欣︰「草帽呼子」原來…，大家似乎都打得好激烈啊！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82FufmVclN
個井咁深咁窄，點解阿明你仲咁輕鬆咁嘅？你有信心返到上地面咩？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCWqATvm5u
而家仲咁明顯有隻妖怪喺井底陪你，我真係戥小倩擔心你啊。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHC0w9FBE6
不過，我呢邊都好亂，我似乎應該擔心返自己先…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt4iswckGp
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走啊~！」「救命啊~！」「哇~！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNQJ00YyDd
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUods5G0zq
仲人踩人，鬼踩鬼咁，攪到周地都係手腳，仲有甩咗出嚟嘅頭…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9cAmri6rG
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflF6wsp36V
「老人家」佢摸摸我個頭講。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUlsx4R53w
而我頭先淨係掛住睇個混亂場面，都唔知佢哋講過D乜。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfnNRxqx3J
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR6847qRW7
我數數手指，有陳老師，靈犬！？唔通「居居」都係神靈嚟嘅？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4wanXVOMV
仲有「荷瑪」﹑阿妮！？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehavyYSc9Q
「老鬼」係咪講緊頭先傾計有講到嘅阿明公公呢？淨返係…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl8SE5KKYl
「袋袋」！？佢真係俾邪靈上咗身呀！？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6AUpM67X1
但係，點解班高人由得佢俾隻邪靈侵佔身體嘅？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh92XYBSHKt
講到明係「邪靈」嚟，佢會唔會保護「袋袋」嫁？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvNXkdand3
定係會調轉槍頭打返我哋呢？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yQ6SJxQwN
…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BDRNNhCey
「至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdfuruZuQd
唔係講緊我呀！？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnnacJrx7N
輝輝佢拍一拍我膊頭，唔係連輝輝都想推我出去死呀！？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLldqrU3ys
不過我諗諗吓，呢個位好似已經係最冇危險性…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbDmVepKff
所以輝輝應該都係咁諗，我唯有…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALFQEgGWsn
「好，我試吓啦。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCXhazsfLk
我有D唔係咁開心，依個時候，仲要有個喺地下碌碌吓嘅鬼頭碌咗埋我腳邊…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8btsftINhv
我咪大力一踢發洩吓囉，點知…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBO9ffBnzaZ
踢中咗「臭西道士」塊面。呸呸呸，LUR口水講過，講得太快添…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgulPmvIQln
我係想講臭道士「西斜」啊…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QZHJzzGT5
「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLWTDPfJWy
死喇！攪到佢哋班壞蛋睇到我哋添，好在，好似冇人發現呢個秘密…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO7okleYSZ
大台上面仲行緊個男仔落嚟…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqF5YAPRbs
咦，又幾靚仔喎，佢咪好似係…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzXOQ8cyZS
GTO個鬼塚英吉啊！電視版嗰個啊！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0BHpCMr0m
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「肥高人」突然分開佢哋。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs42Mn8J6Pb
我掛住睇男仔添，嗱嗱聲就位試吓同「草帽呼子」傾兩句先…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj7C2jmb7H
我慢慢Say住Hi咁行埋去…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNECMnYgoG
「我叫阿欣啊，你好，你叫咩名啊？你有冇時間啊？不如我哋坐低傾吓計丫…」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NJU2jgCq7
佢望一望我，之後就好快耷低咗個頭，好似好怕醜咁…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJALPPCzH6
仲行咗埋一邊坐低咗，唔係咁順攤呀！？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ018KFnaUMQ
之後，我都坐咗埋去…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzbxgH0iWs
「你係咪怕醜啊？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnR8uT6Fy4
佢冇答，我就繼續講。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsRDLwq0Pj
「我係香港人嚟嫁，你係咪日本人嚟嫁？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEcTaHpvJn
「係呢，你有冇朋友嫁？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFT1LAqc1a
咦，佢似乎有D反應噃，佢另另頭咁。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyCyfCNqm0
「咁頭先喺你隔離嘅係你乜嘢人啊？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8V1H5FPMC
佢搲搲個頭，之後終於出聲︰—863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdXGKUb2wZ
「爸爸媽媽哥哥姐姐叔叔伯伯！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7dGw4cpaq
一時之間，我真係睇唔到邊度有兩個女性出嚟…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDnFoI9Wad
但係廢事打斷大家傾計，唯有繼續搵嘢傾…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPXPcwsVQH
「佢哋好錫你架？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡur2bijsRQ7
「係！佢哋成日打我嫁！」佢竟然咁回應。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77ub6cQsFO
唔通真係打者愛也？俾人打仲要話佢哋錫自己都有嘅？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCpUJqQx6A
不過似乎可以試吓拉攏佢幫我哋呢邊噃。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicBtFJDD9E
「佢哋打你，你痛唔痛丫？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufScof61Wb
「好痛！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9QArS0cRc
「係囉，錫你係唔會打你嫁，所以佢哋根本唔錫你，不如你幫我哋丫，我哋唔會打人嫁！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbrc41PUMs
「但係…出面騎住獅子嗰個人用皮鞭打緊人噃！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKPDnTfByc
佢講緊輝輝，一時之間，我真係好尷尬！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZYXIHuOW1
但係又唔可以講話輝輝打嘅只係妖怪，因為「草帽呼子」佢都係妖怪丫嘛。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPt3U8MaeK
「哦，佢…哋係骷髏骨，所以唔算係人囉，應該係咁。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pGUgaTZ12
「咁…嗰邊嗰個打緊人嘅人呢？」佢再問。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4uyjAoJOy
佢講緊「袋袋」，我又要諗嘢回應喇！好攰啊！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0kN8rClJ7
「哦，佢…其實係…黐線嫁！唔使理佢，好似係。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8aUlk1R7c
「咦，又係噃，嗰邊個老嘢同個大肥佬係同媽媽佢哋三個傾緊計咋喎。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObMmxoxsxw
媽媽！？佢係講緊「千年石妖」！？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgDa0ReLdx
如果鬼塚英吉係女人，又真係…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2qUktUy1E
好嘔心啊！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOENO2rjSL
不過我飛過咗就算，我望一望家姐嗰邊，再同「草帽呼子」講︰—863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQTmkcMPtQ
「呢，你睇吓，嗰邊佢哋都係玩緊躝藤喳嘛。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoyT7mTP8t
好在，家姐佢哋未打到埋身，仲係爪爛緊「毒藤女妖」D毒藤。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3FLhTxywF
「草帽呼子」睇到佢哋都好似好開心咁，所以我就再問佢嘢…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrMJC5oeyU
當試探吓佢都好丫嘛。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwB9LZKQH2
「係呢，呼子，我叫你呼子好唔好啊？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI6X623S5c
「好！都係一句啫。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoBatIi83w
「呼子呀，你有D咩力量嫁？勁唔勁嫁？可唔可以講嚟聽吓啊？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYbbAJoRUO
「風力量，木力量，我一吹，呼呼呼咁就可以吹到D嘢亂晒嫁喇，好勁嫁！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizOSVR6NjL
佢好似都冇乜問題丫，似乎都係隻好妖嚟…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yUWgsvy1s
「係呢，呼子啊，你鍾意食咩嫁？」我試吓問吓佢D無聊嘢。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSid7dtZwv
「人類！」呢個回應，似乎有D唔尋常，我亦開始感覺到我有危險…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfyZqlYXc3
「Eee…會唔會…有其他食物…你都會好鍾意食嫁？」我唯有繼續問。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy4bGkTKMt
「但係…」佢好似有嘢想講，但係講唔出咁。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiG1gxBanG
「但係咩啊？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaPywizwaa
「我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇~！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVTZoMP5zC
佢突然擘到個口好大，好似想吞咗我咁，佢D牙有成幾層，仲有好多蟲喺裡面…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGZ5X9TE2e
「丫~！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRcivPjxcj
「欣欣！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9nOfj1kHo
(插~！)863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnt61bFyvF
一條金光陪住一把三尖兩刃槍直接插穿「草帽呼子」個口，仲將佢飛咗埋一邊。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWP09MjovX
之後，輝輝騎住「居居」跑過嚟，仲一手將我扯上「居居」背脊…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybSsOJBsKy
「居居」背脊位置有限，所以我只可以做嘅就係…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmoUSJW8H0
攬到輝輝實一實…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGxMMFM4xJ
「欣欣，你冇事丫嘛？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnrhonDHzu
「無…無事，但係頭先嚇死我喇！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj45thDjsO
我好驚，但係而家輝輝喺度，我放心晒喇！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTrsWWMfuI
仲可以同佢喺危難中一齊騎住白雪雪嘅「居居」…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvydVAt8OOh
感覺真係好夢幻啊！輝輝佢就好似白馬王子咁。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXFxZxrXQV
「蝦~！「居居」，衝去欣家姐嗰邊啦！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p3bYACfRq
輝輝佢「蝦」一聲，把三尖兩刃槍就返埋佢右手度，真係好有型，好勁啊！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ykczbisfe
「居居」跑咗兩步，一個跳躍，就飛咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3WH4RsAay
「蝦~！蝦~！蝦~！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFrofetWhr
(嘭~！嘭~！嘭~！)863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4sEowAsbe
輝輝佢橫掃三吓，毒藤就爆開晒…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S4DAQSV92
「喵~！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FeG2BAT87
家姐佢亦都迅速衝到「毒藤女妖」面前…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Aft3GuRBj
(嚓嚓嚓~！嚓嚓嚓~！)863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEXHEwrG59
連環幾吓貓爪，將「毒藤女妖」爪到重傷訓咗喺地下…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yrANnLt0Q
家姐仲要吓吓爪面，睇嚟「女妖」呢次真係醫返都唗藥費。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLGUi64OhE
至於阿狗嗰邊，我哋完全睇唔到情況…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LdoN0gVLN
因為佢同「迷霧天魔」都俾一舊巨型泥土包住咗…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdGi6ZlE03
不過好快，泥土就裂開咗，我見到「迷霧天魔」佢訓咗喺地下…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqFPIjUn7c
而阿狗就凌空飄起咗，仲一副不可一世嘅奸樣…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUB7m0Q15t
佢邪氣咁強，究竟佢係忠定奸嫁？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZmgBhpGuI
不過我唔理喇，總知大家都成功打敗對手就好喇。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGZscScdvO
…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDy286Je9t
「你班死仔！仲唔過嚟幫手？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuOTIimckH
「袋袋」佢原來已經打低咗成二三百個人，但係佢似乎有D攰喇…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0S3GdGwlE
家姐身為人哋哎吔女友，當然幫都幫唔切啦，但係…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtz21nmx9G
「我哋想睇你威丫嘛，大力D！專心D！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN14ZlU6dcj
乜輝輝同阿狗咁衰嫁…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKUqvi9M7I
不過睇住一對情侶一齊並肩作戰，又真係幾好睇嘅…
所以我都冇叫佢哋幫手添，嘻。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Vm7oEM2Yj
佢哋一對情侶就繼續並肩作戰，而我哋就望咗去大台度…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVW72eRAxt
高手過招，果然係唔同D，原來到而家佢哋仲係鬥緊把口，仲未出過手…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaznhXtLrY
「媽媽！你哋走先，呢度等我呼子攪掂啦！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBh2bV34yU
「草帽呼子」原來未死，仲雙手噤住傷口，好大力咁吸氣，依家…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRpXrTef26
阿狗製造咗一道土牆出嚟保護我哋…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjf8BwJ4q5
而其他嘢，包括同「情侶」打緊嘅人類都俾佢吸晒入口…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBruPXshiK
而「千年石妖」﹑「南轅」同「西斜」就襯機走咗佬…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgkPtLAL17
「草帽呼子」而家吸到成個「香港太空館」咁…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1ltEwSt2T
唔通…佢要大爆炸炸死晒我哋！？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxEHWf6TSa
(待續)863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuP69KALlI
下集預告︰863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjJvUac7q4
咩話！？冇路可以離開呢度？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XQhM3RARY
註解︰863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMXFrNlGB7
(1) 墟冚—熱鬧，人聲嘈雜，形容地方。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7jD5OVmtO
(2) 調轉槍頭—反過來幫另一邊。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZvkOW6EI4
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