第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1GTGwsEhQ
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkiQB2jNOv
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzBCINyXU6
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyY9TMPY01x
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SPJPXwGRV
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCa2Y2KRAb
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYNZNp328p
「咁贏咗呢？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uV2drNPUk
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWeSZUNFS3
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJgsH9FLj6
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNVOb98vPP
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdj0dJHcSW
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYGGX0XQO3
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7CRF4SSLp
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJSJKESH6L
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1neESbWqh
我就襯有時間…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAWp3qRMD8
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7tsHDkqSK
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeWtlBOGS4
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ihtVnY5V4
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBOfIuKyIr
會俾綁住嘅？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeWREKgwhV
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ym1S8QFOQ
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4mEkMf5IJ
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVbcbCvy0y
「唔係啊！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqHiniqMBn
「你玩緊SM？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVBO92b79U
「唔係啊！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbI7el3i95
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTVQXFzXxr
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiICmWUF5H
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSoW2a4Z5S
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNCKwmQ346
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4jrijqD5v
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBgXhVJuDj
「傻佬明，波啊！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp7Pnc3saG
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJ7C8cqp1K
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb2tANsJV2
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCUENhMP0U
「阿狗！接波！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItMYb4LRhh
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CitYaFvGg
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb7cTI2bGs
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I4Iu1EZzB
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSODx8Egj0q
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIH3N7kk8AX
「冇效！？點解啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zuRT1qs1D
「越位。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sksdGVZE5
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfhYBWM0Vr
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHWb3ciAXq
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjYGmN5PHZ
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXIxag7rGD
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAdRjz0L3Q
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonnywGtUt2
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmBIzEUNKV
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvhmnlDVns
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zausf4ePb
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrybBmR6HA2
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB587kGhDn
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L4yBjENc1
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hOOIWkMOt
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3KMZQX8K3
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXj2tx13Uo
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcPFjgpqop
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvO6xMfgXW
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlTwvM23ky
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EGkYnU9G0
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCkXeItAYI
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0kbOPykq1
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzv4ileixa
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNw8GuTFd3
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl1iHdWyvR
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFfSxDgWCR
「好好笑呀可？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDSeHXnir3
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL3Exsuwk2
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHXBPISUgn
但事實上係從來都冇利…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC0GJj3Ebe
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTT5nOte9z
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEoMlK0i3k
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nL83aqoba
「大袋」開出罰球…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXenEJ9DeN
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvgHAwslyn
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxD75xeoYx
「大王，請射球。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83Y8nB68VZ
「我踢波使你教？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTO9nO8Ue2
「係嘅，係嘅。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKoMS9AZqb
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbreiuEbfiA
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpscuT1BiN
「鬼王硬射！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VItCp1n0o
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUzoKjK6ST
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uZkUxQkKN
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarDDPKyzr8
(咇~~~！)「入球！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5x8CsvNKl
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAT941Zxjj
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVyxRpAJzR
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkibfClaHz
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWl1mVtnTk
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa6gyJVCza
「射穿牆！？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGlEz2OTms
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGHFl476qK
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJHPKNTU1y
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyc3OY2deN
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡql4CTTKRl3
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WcfhomC9a
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8WxqQkGpB
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V2Pt3vJU6
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxrORmWcVv
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy70ztM20qr
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5lMwAHoWD
「林，尚，義！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRedbgHToE
(待續)726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVJttiOyBj
下集預告︰726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY6haGZk7o
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zjSGvXeOi
「請換入我！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhgGPvshZV
註腳︰726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdn9353sBn
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkjvLYTD8U
