When Jennifer first entered the apparently abandoned building, she strutted past the computer consoles that had randomly blinking lights. Still, she had yet to see another person, so her confidence began to contort like a Shrinky Dink.
Am I at the right address? Did a villain "catfish" me to his abandoned lair? Could it be I'm just late?
Last time I was late, the father of my unborn child was ecstatic. Later, ha-ha, he abandoned me.
Jennifer heard a commotion. She squatted behind a computer console for cover.
Instinctively, Jennifer changed from a typical human appearance to a 6' 7" green-skinned form.
Next, she witnessed a scaly human dismantling a computer with an elongated tongue.
Be this friend or foe? If friend, I might request a dab-
A wrench flew by, almost hitting Jennifer's head.
Any act of aggression means he is not my friend.
Then, a sledgehammer tumbled by, end-over-end, like a thrown axe. Jennifer flinched when it came near.
The hammer likely wouldn't have hurt. I need to leave my house more. I'm not thinking straight.
The long-tonged man slobbered "I can smell thingzz wiff my super-sniffer-senszz, you fiendzz."
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"Oh. My. Creator. Did he say the typical supervillain word 'fiend' perchance? I couldn't tell, as he was spitting so much as he spoke. Wasn't there a cartoon character called 'Mad Mallard' or some such that had the same trait? @jkdonahue, as the writer of this story, you'd better strive for originality, even for this tale. Otherwise, decafs, I'm151Please respect copyright.PENANAH7ZSkuz3P8
embarrassed to know you, and I'll stop breaking down the fourth wall for our little back-and-forth gab fests."
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Jennifer took the hammer, rose above the console, and threw it at her scaly opponent's head.
"Oh, myzz!" he yelled. He ducked the hammer, then rapidly closed the distance between them.
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"Apologies that this is coming so quickly since the last fourth-wall break, but @jkdonahue, we need to let readers know that when I grow into my six-foot, seven-inch, green-skinned form, my shoes break off, and all my jewelry breaks off. Still, somehow my remaining clothes always morph into the shape of a ratty miniskirt and plunging neckline top. Alright, that being said, let's go back to the battle."
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As the scaly aggressor got close to Jennifer, his tongue lashed out and coiled around the calves of her legs. He elevated her into an upside-down position, and began slamming her head onto the floor. She wasn't being physically harmed, but she was so dizzy that she151Please respect copyright.PENANAXoSt2DUl5s
couldn't formulate a possible counterattack. Worse, it didn't seem as if he was becoming exhausted.
He was even able to say "You were the scummyzz attorney for that murderous vigilante, giving all superheroezz a bad name."
Next, a woman entered the room. She said to them "If you two stop being frisky, I'll let you know about the superhero combat team we're forming." After a pause she also said "Sorry I was late."
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