"G'dAy, My DeAr."
"Who is she?" Jennifer asked.
Support Animal said "Anachronistic Sister."
"Okay, I assume I'll find out soon enough why she has that superbeing name. Why is she quasi-yodeling?"
Moist said "Thatzz just the way sheez speakeez."
Support Animal began. "No offense, man, but why do you sound like that, with all the spittle?"
Jennifer said "I can supply that answer. He's known as Moist. His tongue is always at least a foot long."
Support Animal said "I see. Mother Hulker, I know about 'Anachronistic Sister' here."
"What's her deal? Bedazzled purple-plaid pants, an Edwardian-like suit, and green spiked hair."
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hErE-"
Jennifer cut her off. "She's right. Let's go around and introduce ourselves."
Support Animal said "I have a tracking sense, even at great distances, and I can rehash time."
Jennifer replied "You can't leave it at that, then we continue on. What do you mean 'rehash?'"
Support Animal said "If there's an outcome I don't like, I'll go back 23 seconds and try to alter it."
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tongue."
Jennifer said "As you see, I'm green, six and a half feet, pregnant. I look normal at 5' 10" tall."
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powerzz."
"I was going to disclose that fact. I'm also a professor at the University of Wisconsin Law School."
Moist and Support Animal snickered.
"What? Tell me."
"You gotzz fired rightzz before wezz got sent backzz in time."
Jennifer sighed. "Great, great, great... great-great."
"My TuRn" said Anachronistic Sister.
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lose the ability to speak? Her voice is driving me crazy. I know on the printed page it can reduce dialogue tags, but please."
Support Animal said "While you were distracted, Anachronistic Sister told us about her powers."
"Okay, I'll bite."
He said "She can travel anywhere, and at any point in time. She's our trip back home to 2019."
Jennifer said "Right, kind of forgot. The brainiac of our mission sent us back twenty-five years to 1994."
"Unfortunately," Support Animal said, "Anachronistic Sister grabbed Siphonetic's replacement gun out of my hands, then broke it. The Sister here can't speak."
"Cool. No more irritation. Still, lost a positive female role model, so there's that."
Support Animal asked "Jennifer, who were you speaking to?"
"What do you mean?"
"You said words like 'Cool. Decaffeinated coffee. No more irrigation still.'"
"He caught the gist of my communications with you, @jkdonahue?!"
"There, see, you spoke to someone again a second ago," Support Animal said.
Jennifer ignored him. "Let's focus, people. We have to capture 'B.B.,' villain extraordinaire, formerly known as 'Boer Boar'. We can do it!"
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TO BE CONTINUED...
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