Jennifer stood up in her torn dress and glared at the scaly guy that had tried to bash in her head.
She said to the lizard-like man "Don't you know it's not nice to attack clearly pregnant women?"
"I noodezz youd be finezz," he slobbered.
"Okay, one of you two is going to inform me as to what has transpired in the last half hour."
"Jennifer," said a thin woman stepping more into the light, "I asked that you come to this place."
Jennifer crossed her arms. "Right. Cryptic texts from anonymous people aren't creepy at all."
"Pardon the cloak and dagger introduction. The man here with an outstretched tongue has the superhero name, 'Moist' and I go by the designation 'MB-6.' Consider yourself informed."
"You both seem to know me, and the fact that my unborn child can't be harmed. So, what's up?"
The woman said "I'm half human, half machine. My name MB-6 stands for 'Mechanical Bull.'"
"I'm afraid to ask."
"Jennifer, we'd hoped that the superhero team I'm forming would be called the 'Three M's' and-"
"Let me guess," she said, 'Moist, MB-6, and Mother Hulker.'"
Moist asked "Whatzz wrong?"
"My publicist urged me to change my name to 'Pregger Mother,' or something, in order to gain sympathy."
MB-6 said "Appropriate. For how long would the public hold a pregnant woman in low regard?"
"That's what I'm trying to discover. Well, it's been seven months, followed by six more months."
Moist involuntary raised his eyebrows, and his lips formed an elliptical circle.
MB-6 said to Moist "My intel says she learned she can pause her pregnancy when in green form."
"That's right. I've been preggers for thirteen months. Not that anyone bothers to pay attention."
"MB-6, why're we herezz? You said I wouldn't be ablezz to harm her, but then I got madzz at her."
"Moist, yes, you two fighting tested my observations well. You're strong, and she's invulernable."
"Get on with it," said Jennifer. "I'm a solo act. Is a three-person superhero ensemble necessary?"
"Yes, because 'BB' has gone back in time to 1999. To stop him, we will go back as well."
Moist said "Whoeez BB?"
Jennifer exhaled. "The supervillain killed by a superhero."
She continued "MB-6, I assume you're the brainiac. How are we supposed to find BB in 1999?"
"We'll have a being with ultimate-tracking senses. His name is "Support Animal.' He knows BB.
Jennifer roared "He was only the sidekick to the villain BB! How can we work with him?!"
"He'll have a collar. If he's more than 50 feet away from this amulet he gets a crippling shock."
MB-6 placed the amulet in her outstretched hand.
Moist said "I don't wantzz thatzz thingie."
Jennifer sighed. "Fine. I'll take the gosh darned amulet 'thingie.'"
Then Jennifer added "I'm sure no one following our adventure of an Amazonian-type keeping a man on a collar will be doing so out of a prurient interest. I am 100% certain of that fact..."
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