第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJlEh7hjeS
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVT6QGZ5KN
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOagLD7qFNa
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCcyRzcX3N
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnptfT8dYl
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiWZzusate
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sLr2iuCr2
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCAGepy0bx
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoxKunIuWz
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytXlpqmueM
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9znPPAvRd
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9HsU4XMoR
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHORqi9mXO1
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ921vP3yxFW
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLiWcLseYH
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjRCwiAanx
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPPxYoB4H4
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsOUxxnsq6
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOrwvoJGZB
至於佢自己本人就…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzkkXrGebA
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeHiyt0zJ3
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCllJmlu6k
好似蓄勢待發咁…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf7kC31xDd
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNva9s63Ujk
「好！」光管陳回應。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMahFM4Syao
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4d6dI4aKr
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO7pMoj4ua
「慳D啦你！」我講。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiFx3a99lj
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXsT0bVzbb
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeBJTF6tS5
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxcr6PArNQ
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAKomcl4cY
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXTLLHycj9
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5q371QFYx
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8Uv1qvgZm
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzI3UxWMxG
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJAaPD4Fdl
(攀 ~！)667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYTo1DHfbV
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUFia8ahlI
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki29aXai83
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mD0FFKHlX
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSo7YL4S0i
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXaujEyJQD
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBW8AImOnC
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJyG3kQAIy
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pQuKHYStD
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgauNTdg4D
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEMTBlmv6U
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHZgir1RZR
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBmQTRNHHO
「九曲追魂劍！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrioeUtqCs
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhx9DNBqgr
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjO648NwAG
「我閃！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XsMv5CVpR
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCYveNQLqZ
「我避！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqjAAV0Yjx
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYLdN2Tb9Z
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRABCjc1cT
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISwb7AJU09
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkXgFInXnd
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6osJkkDb35
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxNna9zs0W
「我再閃！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nt3i1DjJU
「我再避！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9GFvASPwo
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuRy6dOyRh
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ad1EnRodV
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3YQQ0JjSd
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYl3iG0Dao
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbedLa1MPk
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlNUaIh6LD
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U42GU5ovo
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN6diqo0GF
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizH1YSc65P
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS9W5pphQc
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdsdmf99S2
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRdhcLhUR4
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yuhXM18EU
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiWqIoBebV
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GrMJgpSm3
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNua36Ybdp
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5gxchrVS2
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtZWQ57zhJ
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1SwfzJNSB
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaFsY9GMWi
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrXkRkzQwN
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhV2VNUgDe
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTTqY5sGHM
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3HR20XguN
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Vv7Bm0HI8
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdh2PSsq3r
(待續)667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOzZOU4qLf
下集預告︰667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu3CgdlMIa
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFSYty1XF5
註解︰667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Kz2mMdCMf
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEapOqbw6K
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAKDDIzBBC
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQOb7OTjfh
