第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NO5Z8cT7f
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6h1q288gW
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCnWB7hx0E
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC3T8HHhqa
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECdp2YaU87
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TSYRqVoHm
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgS7NKAhkUM
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8y5lb9SpZ
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU98uLoTi3
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfEkk1hV7Z
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Pz20hqp1x
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7sfWuoext
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnel1KL9Ob7
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSZxq6tK2y
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBmCILHf6i
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1X2BEiz69
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVw63ONosz
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT2Ox88qtr
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBezNq03aw
至於佢自己本人就…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclfQY55yS4
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemj0EPLQ35
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96z6DvOXwv
好似蓄勢待發咁…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDJvLjtH91
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBx2n3fvdD
「好！」光管陳回應。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDFtBqIPvn
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4luNS0SCBX
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8F5z2xUlTw
「慳D啦你！」我講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I0bHck6e9
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8yxd56xWh
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvudZzg7rg
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLUWMg6Yiv
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41IX09BdYS
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAuh53xVN1
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfIyf1I9Wx
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa9yDfIwX9
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoke9jPFAPZ
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE0BCKzJ6A
(攀 ~！)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51yJwyyw23
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfw8um94u0P
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsURFPFVwL
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9ra6sCtvB
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJYvR9TpRI
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGoVHLbPlf
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAg7vhCWyaX
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJkHWsTmGT
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJIKjPKWSg
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92oRtW8qXh
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHt51WpHZL
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98NPSWDNF9
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBRgtfbeNv
「九曲追魂劍！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4Jo2m4yRY
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSApcoWjlB
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWDZuBXemP
「我閃！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv1BL4q7nd
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlp7HyfHGL0
「我避！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxg5Y0IvvI
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetZ4LPzT34
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5DSE8mnJ1
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlAohFA4Tr
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXo6nuVJVh
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fbEcmqpbQ
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfdBUTAeeF
「我再閃！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrA8ApcLq3H
「我再避！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLQMGaxGJH
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbehNYILDU
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBX8FJpwUa
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN67zoLVWi
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC93OLwpLT
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7isld7fkH
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnAgNw9ZSO
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP7IrScOAZ
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0499HXCGd
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycts3nts8J
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRdK2dOJsf
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINrV8lNqIH
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwh78Vkxx7
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIuj7wogbf
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKG9RXlYO7
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ao0fSREag
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLtr7uHcpX
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVOngGT8u1
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1tDNI9Sx1
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUhkl9vrrQ
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oa5CWjtar
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FkO7MBU1W
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnKqw9kiBi
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPKdcNMuOr
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa83NQkf9t
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12UCqmnpfb
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5nSpbfqzr
(待續)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDheZNw96qi
下集預告︰703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmav2vh6ml
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixSmZw03cI
註解︰703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqmk2f47zL
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61m0lRCrDu
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FZigGbdVf
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkULpqN6rK
