第109集 ~ 輝︰我多咗招勁招，鳳凰火炎又出現埋添！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoAvz2iMFd
阿明個死仔就好啦，墮崖死都有小倩陪。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKOXzHbTDn
(頂你個制丫！我係死就返嚟整鬼死你！)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKhGseUnzB
唔CHOK吓你，點知道你安全啊？你安全我就放心晒喇。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsVaPbMAaz
欣欣嗰邊有「南龍」喺度，仲有佢個可怕嘅家姐喺度，我一早就好放心啦。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPyI6xRtNG
你諗吓，欣家姐可怕到連「南轅」呢D級數嘅高手都照昆。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dkBgZzHkj
至於我呢邊，因為大家分咗做三邊，我怕讀者會亂啊，所以…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYzVO1VXS8
都係講返少少上一次D嘢當重溫吓先…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjTMrxqx5t
上次，「達叔」由「達摩」變咗做「愛野戰美奈子」…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64xO48bJMb
為嘅就係要對付「西斜」余二十召喚出嚟嘅「大銅武神」。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ807uDbPxZ
「光管陳」就召喚「玉麟金劍」嚟對付「西斜」嘅「九曲追魂劍」…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUFFyavzAQ
仲出埋佢嘅「鳳凰七重天」添。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeN2lNvRia2
但係佢哋一個沈悶，一個嘔心，我唯有悶悶地自己去搵人打…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6owxFMoTe
喺我面前嘅係一個攻擊型石兵陣，石兵陣中有個石頭將軍…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiL2IkqOII
我嘅「慧眼」悉英雄就騎住我，我就騎住「居居」，手就揸住把三尖兩刃槍…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeADUIfPFkM
而家直衝緊埋去石頭將軍度，我要…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQX2AzLsml
「擒賊先擒王！蝦~！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5NSk8IKpZ
(碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWd3eeXWxAd
「接我銀槍！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM6ku3ng8W
「護駕，石兵圍剿！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UGOErxedr
突然一堆盾牌兵衝咗出嚟保護住「石頭將軍」，其他石兵就想嚟圍剿我…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB63jtczhAf
我即刻用盡奶力旋轉一發…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKpXVPkD9x
(嘭嘭嘭嘭嘭~)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZ6loRVL65
地下爆出幾條裂痕，總算阻到D石兵行埋我度…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZClG83SH4M
「乾位虛，坤位入，轉巽位，艮位為終結，一擊石將軍，必斃！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf6BRsHoKE
「英雄」突然咁嗌，我唯有咁回應佢…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr7hFkUZ7n
「阿英雄，學乜人做我慧眼啫？完全溝通唔到囉，WHAT柒YOU SAY啊？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgSB2cEuG9
「Eee…咁啦，左邊後方有個空位，你而家扮嘢向你右後方走，再逆時針高速兜個圈去「石頭將軍」後面…」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfudPqZeQzL
「一早咁講啦！蝦~！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlPzBZezxi
我根據「練馬師」指示再次策騎，走去右後面再高速兜去「石頭將軍」後面…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpowDFJUpg2
點知D石兵移動速度唔夠我隻馬王「居居」快…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST4pdLvA7p
我似乎再快跑多一百米左右就可以對正「石頭將軍」個背脊…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW97CDFK7TW
…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SY0NSBiVN
「好！到位！超級無敵篤背脊！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzHQ15i2no
我騎住「居居」一吓飛埋去想插爆佢背脊…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJG7X1klgZ
「化零為整！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7a2zjkaNw
「咩話？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG4OuQVt1s
所有石兵堆成一堆，變成…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBTxfza0Ru
「吓！有冇咁離奇啊？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiTfZ3JP4O
佢哋冇變成一個個體，而係一個一個石兵疊起咗，奇怪嘅係…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJICkCYZ0W
佢哋唔係成道牆咁，而係成條蛇咁…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmAU7UQWb6
淨係腳板底黐住隊友膊頭，個身體就可以扭嚟扭去，拐嚟拐去…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGts5lMxQO
「點解可以咁白痴嫁？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJG0X2BYhm
「團隊合作嘅嘢，你識乜春丫？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAkxtRPhMf
呢吓串嘴真係令我無名火起…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbh8uGpuFU
「你阿爺丫，白痴仲要唔認呀？睇我點打到你合家散！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGrjArSG26
我隨手用盡十幾年前飲媽媽奶嘅力一手將支銀槍鞭出去…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv7NDeXcUd
(嘭~！)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7uWYUbgeH
仲唔單止咁，我好自然咁覺得「英雄」可以配合我嘅意願去射出攻擊型嘅光線…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PclSIIwyl
所以我雙手放頭，冥想半秒，就再將雙手揮出…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhotdDPpdqA
要「英雄」射出光線攻擊石兵陣…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FaQQdeFsN
「英，雄，死，光！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn0GLch0GQ
力量好勁啊！成條LASER炮咁，一炮掃爆晒石兵陣喇！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TvOF5P3Zs
「哇~ 丫~！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJq6FRMzqr
………767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL95tJo05AT
贏咗喇！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pbeAZRl3A
「我有個問題。」「英雄」問。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjs2tTjdN08
「咩問題？消耗你太多能量呀？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4BdU6Puy6
「唔係。係下次再出，唔該改改個名佢，我唔想以後冇人加入正義聯盟。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6dR0Fpfbl
「明白，下次唔敢。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVW6BMRnuPm
我之後另返轉頭去睇「光管陳」嗰邊先…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUbugxiwFU
「吊！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYD640Yb5ar
「光管陳」都講粗口，我呆咗兩秒…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmjkBMVuBB
「佢把追魂劍好很煩啊，仲煩過俾烏蠅嬲，仆佢條街，追足我百九幾個回合！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrawPE0xdP
嘩，把「九曲追魂劍」好邪惡啊！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HkSVptSQK
攪到唔講開粗口嘅「光管陳」都連珠炮發講粗口。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cBuP8M41v
「你媽媽個爹丫！你個「鳳凰追殺令」咪又係一糕樣，追倫咗我七百幾個山頭。」余二十回應。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIPfBZ1GXO
「你唔很追我，我咪唔很追你囉。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFKeMWtaKS
「你夠係囉，你唔倫追我，我咪唔倫追你囉。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l27Ntj5td
聽到我對耳丫…兩條友加埋成百歲，又要講粗口，又要講唔正粗口，好難頂。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Oggeem735
所以，轉個鏡頭睇睇「達叔」先…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7T4VRheGj
「達叔」將「愛野戰美奈子」假髮掉咗，露出「達摩」光頭，上身D衫爆開晒…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1AHLKPk75
連丁字褲都露埋出嚟，而家佢擘大個脾露出腳毛咁同「大銅武神」對侍緊…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhbQEmJizR
佢咁樣，我反而覺得舒服晒，不過…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX429YPTi37
如果俾「光管陳」見到「達叔」D濃密嘅腳毛，肯定觸景傷情。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsC9GWLUSR
唉，我都係有感而發啫，都係睇返佢哋打成點好D…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUbYN8bvzJ
睇真D，似乎唔係「達叔」專登變成咁，而係…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle7JdYIG1y
「大銅武神」一劍又一劍咁鑿埋去，乜差嘢都俾佢鑿爛晒。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFghihRPo8
「神武專鑿！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws6tCLOvnC
後面好似言猶由衷咁，究竟佢專鑿D乜呢？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YAHyLXyee
「雙手入白刃！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b79j5dqtS
「哇哈哈哈！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKLT7RPzbn
呢招係鬼「雙手入白刃」咩？明明就係插人隔勒底…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR45fYJYV6J
但係呢招似乎有效噃！「大銅武神」一時間淨係識得笑…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlOoHl8Vn0
「鳳凰擺架之風月掃堂腿！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3abAJoHJ3
我妖！一個招式俾佢講到好似鹹片第二集咁，但係…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfCaWm5htC
呢招又有效噃！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM4Qyz8Zsd
「大銅武神」一吓被佢掃到飛起咗，佢再…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jEtlMpFAe
「鳳凰展翅之振翅高飛，推你落街！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRyDODNx9t
估唔到我尊敬嘅達叔，一場戰鬥…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMzJ0Btd9q
贏咗場交，輸咗個「加」，加佢好友個「加」。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrZ1miFS3H
而家我決定BLACK LIST佢，因為佢實在太低能喇。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41IqkSTrsQ
佢成功將成個「大銅武神」推咗出街…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSjamOGFUD
「師兄，快D用鳳凰火炎斬九死條很樣啦！」「光管陳」突然大嗌。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7f1LskB46
嘩，睇嚟「九曲追魂劍」嘅毒害又加深咗喇噃。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVn1DS5tIZ
「鳳凰火炎當年已經唔見咗，我都唔知佢去咗邊。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkHu9WHwlP
…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjZWbm4Py5
「神武專鑿！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDupEca2Lc8
咦，「大銅武神」原來識飛嫁，佢飛返埋嚟，仲再次使出呢招！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bnIag3TIe
(啪~！)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaDuOXcWG8
呢一刻…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2Wqbe5173
我呆住咁睇住…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mEsRdIIfe
「達叔」佢…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuA0twRoDZ3
俾「大銅武神」劈開咗兩邊…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW2hAQP7sh
………767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vEtIL9OxR
嬉皮笑臉嘅我霎時間冇晒反應…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqt0qXb34k
………767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxybgyYh2H7
但係…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoUM3ihFPQ
我見到…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatNguCWSIV
「哇~！丫~！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4UxtaDE7P
「大銅武神」迅間溶解…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnih0tR1Zp
係俾…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEafPx7SQwJ
「放心啦，唔好唔記得我係妖怪嚟，開邊呢D就小事啦…」半邊嘅達叔出聲。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s7nCrJBmb
「仲有，放心啦，原來「鳳凰火炎」冇唔見到，係一直喺我身體裡面啊。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIdnLLEWfv
我見到開邊嘅「達叔」一直噴出火燄，而成個「大銅武神」迅間被燒熔…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y0jNghfWF
而我腳下嘅「居居」一早跳咗起身，仲攬實咗條石柱。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGggC0bt78B
「其實我都估到嫁喇。」我講。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlcmF7fOeM
因為我突然諗起上次喺球場見到「達叔」變身「美奈子」時嘅火光。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ20ZQ2tqML
「係我睇到先嫁，光頭佬，你話係唔係？」「英雄」出聲。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyhNBjXLrW
「你話係咪係囉，單眼佬。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiTyi4yp3W
「佢一變返做八婆肉身，中途就會出現。」「英雄」再講。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyC3Fx42VoM
「邊個話我八婆？」「美奈子」竟然講廣東話，肯定又係結界問題。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeB7fjuuv3
呢一刻，我哋四個人一隻狗六對手六十隻手指一齊指住「余二十」。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBJE9ung4r
之後，得半個頭嘅美奈子一巴打埋去「余二十」度…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkTeZSM9mA
「光管陳」就襯機飛埋去「達叔」同「美奈子」個頭度大叫︰—767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgHTg4eOev
「鳳凰展翅！火炎重現！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZi5FNc0ECd
(待續)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVycAyV0rm
下集預告︰767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjehjavi0rY
你唔想練啫，我要教噃！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0msoutgGPi
註解︰767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbdcFGshC7
(1) CHOK — 試探。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof5ZTSRvec
(2) 昆 — 呃，欺騙。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IBjMmQopf
