第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUSMHew4ut
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBqK3LyXHm
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUfmozTErw
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUusltx9bs
係咪應該遲D先做啊？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUS2wlKInOD
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePB2F6ydCz
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjSkmeP0lH
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6LG3pI8Iu
我自己講返好過…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZcK4eqr5B
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0oyQcSndO
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTi075kjDRH
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCBvRAqicI
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWulras6Zan
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Whelfrsef
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ouNV75a7e
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzpmAuXlR1
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAdS3Nx7QO
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq9A1sboiM
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKDAliIIwk
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMz4Wf3KGI
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckRlWg2WqZ
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8OBk7wKyJ
「咁請邊個啊？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVmTyvDzTY
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqRu7V8Hyy
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q0TZIKo1n
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmemWwM8XLS
「仲有兩隻？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMmAoEcCRS
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETEjBmJnrF
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYLi0RlGAV
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigo0vsSXig
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LJqrGRpNF
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPptO3rQ1y
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaoSdnjm3f
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaOaSOFbO7
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHJ8x9l8kf
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGVGl0VGvk
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WSJAQ2wWq
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ327RLkLkJv
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKgSx8jrXu
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nENtEHMXM
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUdPp0abWT
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpSuuvi9Lz
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimji06Bg5u
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpRbM09cOZ
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1NC8DdidH
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsblnz7o4oO
「雷電交加！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5zZwsuqZu
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumN6DjaPTc
「風牆！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTr1mEr1qV
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GsTzkZsaA
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9S7VAjsTh
「漫天飛雨刀！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcylQdSsNh
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdhUZhbehM
「電光霹靂！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAZQGtXkIE
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2dBhPeqqh
「疾風快刀！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggTXLjt4hM
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafVP7QmZ14
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWe9tiqvq3z
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8lEXMmrWi
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZPPskA1ZQ
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu5Zt6ux0t
點知…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2HWvjFas8
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4rs4DQBmU
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhjFtR5DW6
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6JjCZfQdq
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ04IXaafZy
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX1GbcjkqN
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWc7FSPRyi1
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEvyoBzYxf
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXkLmoBvpI
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdA1Ah4p4lM
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFK48Tl4gm
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YKi36UJSD
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXoGoz2NcD
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebF5ggUODB
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjak8oyCXCf
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJNJPvZYLx
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAYtReIhA4
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XzT7bHpxw
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvFZE1K7Es
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMJzlaf4zk
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgSGzfAjwB
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgYzhVwnY1
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiWGKbobke
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCPSGYG8E3
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzavBb4Wos
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ930gRgSNqo
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYWTeASMft
「哦！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQGWa2C35v
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNg2UyAwYRd
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvntpO4dpLm
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UqSAOYXFR
(嘟嘟 ~)634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHpy3pYGgA
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFyKsAwPZi
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegQ5hZIX4H
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENiGNEqCuy
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibD7pdrQv5
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IWxbI5RBv
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w0bibZnEI
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqcxOq9pop
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHv1eVhFBO
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPrXRqEtpN
「係噃，試吓先。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzBwgm8qJe
(嘟嘟 ~)634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUbSOrHf8V
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf9UDO2sY6
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgctsDFuq9
「有冇預約？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fMeaQ6hFH
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKEuE4iiVz
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdBO7OPTs7
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGtBQOiiiV
「車，用張飛啦。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XLY2jll7h
「張飛？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0zMYHmMvO
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2Unq2PATM
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqEydw0axE
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkYZMTFJFe
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMWlJZfELi
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRJ87os9jr
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpA1u2vFF2
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIHJhDrkJZ
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQ7blQiQgk
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAqC5u8h3u
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEwfiloD0B
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQl40cK8pOc
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG8gRWQE0u
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2irmP1XQMd
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDejXJZtPZo
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgox0NQDkYg
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYk2hBSUp6
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIjBFLPGX5
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqa9x8GB0Y
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cDWGp0efe
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68xFgK33XT
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxuTM0328v
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnY0nlavCg
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNL3imhwmg
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIi0T6Kk2Q
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeES3D2IY4B
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