第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKE8OdEatD
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrKmSJnRUV
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5ZdZ9JnBT
我嘅上一集…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbMycdHtlN
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhd4Ec1tUn
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUsk1DeCME
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp0zLzpJAB
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJRyU9BRtL
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48SKZzTRFw
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEPUKaOGbV
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsVxW6zOcm
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgA90rfUEe
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCVs6ksgd8
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwjTLtHr61
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ciFnFGQme
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTkNHxWAVl
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw1s6rmwsR
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMS02yc50X
「咪住！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUAjM82yNG
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzqARoooRM
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T3ACzQPqT
「咩話？二郎神？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRDsHcHqgl
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWNhOPIMVQ
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4J8FCmNCrL
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHS2VxDozU
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYW2VaW3AlA
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSFXaU0097
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8MqPxltvI
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyODIPFrUI
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZInfvkL7T
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe3CQKLf1g
我無奈到唔想講嘢…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGppf5BtmpD
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDBgrCrnuC
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt5cSaMPBb
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yJxyE94hP
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohZuqejscV
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv1eeQNlEv
「…歌聲魅影！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8oEcjw7wa
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3K2m6euqUe
好在唔使佢出手咋。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcawf9lrKhn
「…動感十字死光！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbuixcW9WR
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI2qaOo8Cj
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDYrO6P5cV
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokeW3cQyqg
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq4cdhB3Cz
「咁正常對決啦…」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbxdV9UFfk
…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfDbFOxziF
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0jDcXKLX5
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2cbugVsLJ
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3l7KhVYpvD
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yhmzW4Sh6
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKAxnB8lvO
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIgdEIcOPF
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYpV5cwCSl
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWWT0zNglc
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus5zl9b9BU
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VzcEkhJsQ
…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvNEuVMgwl
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXc0sEwOXn2
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56yxIxDRDH
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda2QV0Ax7X
幾秒過後，白雲散去…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiSLn7HbrY
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiHI5IZ1D2
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpV0VI46EH
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPHqUDhVBw
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvbekFfNqx
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmWKKSv5Lt
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxRHKu1wXT
將「二郎神」撞開…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlKhSVSV6u
「哎吔！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGYW77lclH
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6sJtEWnCo
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTUgUcXaY1
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr04yWEzrwh
我就襯呢個時候…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkik15zzNa4
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz62o511Dw
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZMxmlUPDW
「咁點算啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiu0zpSoAR
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWerBRodUvI
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4yqRviqqP
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBO7Czztf9
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eMrttbxex
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr4iyRIWgB
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIIQt91U4c
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfq0A0ZsQy
「邪影勾魂斬！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVU4YKGffz
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NO0a0uQoz
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDnhvTQmTf
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9vWEj6UbP
「陰魂歸天！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOtD2tqSxN
向上一斬…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTict6mtBC
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0Mn2gzU3K
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2SdFckYSc
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccS4GAQ0Xz
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9PyuDGE8J
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82HP3kv1cb
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdo7iXb14D
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMs3j1dkkiB
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbHbNGWvUZ
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyYWS57uui
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPdHveNtrs
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLoiyqGeDx
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHKGMpFdgz
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4j0mYAb8b
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZxUoIDIEx
「冇錯！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj8HK2QK4q
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItqehKKR9r
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJ9hwf0c3X
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfos2SXVY6
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgE4ClBKJC1
刀光劍影之快…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDPOtW6rAq
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlXlIUYaGM
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhmpovd0q5
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLwKt19INW
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbojsG3VY8V
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzhb6BV7j9
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJmsCcarY8
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppj5teGNmE
打咗幾百個合。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe6VmkMKMj
之後突然…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT1FL4k2xc
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsjkjJAZN7
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu35FFXMXz
「係PAKKA啊！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3kGc0tmi0
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3T2hw8lTMF
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehABYudnhU
(待續)787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVjS1ZHF0i
下集預告︰787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbK9Bw6Wae
河仙？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIurqc3ViUZ
註解︰787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjpFEoUv0v
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkujUuRIcbs
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgTUmxBEiq
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHfMug8o2Y
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqX9utRHvtg
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW7njc5ENZ
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DoD8UeWQr
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2fejqtcUM
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