第128集 ~ 明︰金身VS巨人？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtay9TGxdIm
河童老兄究竟做乜嘢會出現呢？又係邊個叫佢嚟嘅呢？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlIJ7uEBMO
呢D嘢希望可以喺今集分解啦！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8utxgvEQHV
「二郎神」及時上咗阿輝身，令我哋都放心晒，始終佢真係神嚟丫嘛。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hbkjwCi95
佢亦真係三兩吓手腳就將「大袋魔」搓圓撳扁，但係好可惜…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOChOK0o3X
條友真係「神」嫁！竟然俾空間「大袋魔」變身！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggF2tMHtAL
而家人哋「金城武」咁嘅樣，淨係賣樣都贏你個「二啷神」成條街啦！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21A4fpQ8RB
阿輝把聲仲要大嗌出嚟話「二啷神」整親埋條腰，咁點算好啊？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsFn98Veyt
好在，有「肥龍大師」隻「脫苦海」！(人哋叫「殺龍巴斯」啊！)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7IQ2HlraO
兩樣嘢有咩分別呢？我唔識分，淨係知「佢」幫到「二啷神」頂痛…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw5TA2rJ3V
之後，佢哋大戰幾百幾千個回合，睇嚟「二啷神」有返D力量喇！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQyt3kPUm8
但係，佢哋大鬥嘅途中，PAKKA突然嚟咗…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGtnoJy7wj
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」PAKKA咁講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rO3Nw6vH3
「咁你嚟呢度有咩要做啊？」我問。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKfmjxqxru
「個FAX叫我佈置吓呢度喎，話係神嘅旨意。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WNfs4MCxV
「咩神叫你嚟佈置呢度啊？咁大整蠱。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxtWn8wX0p
「俾我睇吓個FAX。」「南龍」先生出口。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpm6jzlU7a
佢之後望咗兩眼…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNPVok5jEW
「點啊，先生？」阿欣問。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAQQjmoK7e
「「風婦」前輩已經喺我部「衰風」度幫緊我哋，我估…呢個應該係…「臣婆」前輩嘅訊息。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg9BpQ8FmM
「神婆！？」我嗌。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7y0pLBktl8
「風婦，臣婆，兩大世外高人，兩條友都神神地，佢哋D嘢睇落無厘頭，實際真係好神，所以我都唔考究，淨係信嫁咋。」「南龍」先生回應。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j1QDxNatO
「咁河童先生麻煩你佈一佈置丫。」佢另個頭向PAKKA講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMFGqub3h9
「好，但係個FAX上面仲有一句嘢唔關我事嫁喎。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZ5hHTusKx
PAKKA講完就去咗佈置。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeZCXQ4eLf
「其實我都見到，係未諗到啫，呢句嘢呀，咩咩咩「叫陰陽人快D去冥想成神」喎，都唔知噏乜，我哋成班人都正正常常，邊有陰陽人啫？」「南龍」先生咁講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7Nspojs0s
「你肯定？」我同阿狗一齊問，不過似乎捉虫。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGvvgWE80V
「起碼我係正常，你哋我就唔知喇。」「南龍」先生錯愕回應。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuba9xI1BE
「我正常嫁，你都知嫁。」阿狗望住阿妮講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I8eBAtmOm
「我正常嫁，我真係正常嫁！」我望住小倩講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwwAM6nSlO
「我知啊。」小倩講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufBEn0bSHQ
「唔係噃，係你！」阿狗突然另返轉頭指住我講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7mTeGwsfS
「黐線架！你就陰陽人，使唔使我露械嚟證明吓啊？黐孖根。」我講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ekDxycmbM
「唔係啊，我意思係你個名啊，個「明」字啊，日月即係陰陽囉。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUMCPrIkO8
「又好似有D道理噃。」「南龍」先生都咁講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Esr0jxy0F
「加上我哋呢度得返幾條友打得，當中係你最似陰陽人嫁喇！」阿狗再講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFb76277LF
我冇回應，因為我個心都信咗，但係都係做咗呢樣嘢…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0AJsZpjXm
我分開咗「護身咒」嚟對住佢，即係兩隻中指。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfJOawUzdY
「家明，唔好做粗口手勢啦。」小倩講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDZ1R8dxDB
我及咗吓頭回應小倩，之後就向「南龍」先生問︰—702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzlkzIgMJK
「咁我要冥想D咩啊？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡny9QgUz4fz
「Eee…就試吓諗吓你認為可以打贏「佛地魔」嘅神明啦。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnz0aGFBzSq
我「哦」咗一聲，之後就開始冥想…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHQNlaJRlI
但係「二郎神」對「城武魔」大戰真係太精彩…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu80oCvDfux
同埋太嘈喇，我點靜靜地冥想啫，所以我又開咗眼睇戲…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP39c4isBvf
我見到阿輝嘅身影越嚟越似一個人…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONHvheM2lU
「直刺式！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IKCQlyiWE
「橫削式！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxikC2oSeT
「斜斬式！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaBAoG6bbD
「旋風式！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nZH9rPdOU
「順劈式！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBkee0pMqD
「拖劍式！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7Btg8Wees
「推刃式！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQEPZbLdU3
我諗大家都知係似邊個啦，聽到呢一連七式劍式，我眼淚就流咗出嚟…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6ZIyT64FQ
真係好想大嗌一聲「光管陳」啊！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBF32GPexa
「鋼鐵神拳！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqTjBKVupJ
「巨樹神拳！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ru2XaIuPM
「海量神拳！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oDoMahnK9
「赤煉神拳！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsi48VtFX9
「大地神拳！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhlDwBN69d
「通臂神拳！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3VZ5fuWJq
「兩儀神拳！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKNNcTkxmo
你老味丫，連「佛地魔」都玩呢味嘢，玩紀念特輯咩？！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZcCq4Yp8e
我嬲嬲地就唯有︰—702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mlCsFnJ2R
「俾返兩個老師我啊！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLwXlFNmyQ
我用「九陽草薙」一吓斬出巨型光波飛向「城武魔」，點知…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXOqsA8WMp
啱啱撞正剛剛…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kHrezD2uk
「鳳移換影！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHDcZodvMZ
做乜鬼嘢要換位啊？「二郎神」同「城武魔」突然調轉咗個位…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1f9L3XNroT
攪到我個光波「爬」一聲打中咗「二郎神」背脊…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslFmSPoYI3
呢鑊杰喇！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y6yNTilpa
之後「城武魔」立刻抓緊形勢…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmVMrtXOI2
「奧義流鬼影破滅斬！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7Oie1drR5
「嘭」一聲成個「二郎神」飛開…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhEYb5MCLB
「城武魔」唔俾佢有返身嘅餘地，立即就再嚟一招…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEogFTFxDe
「血鬼頭真義﹒邪咬！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOBPmUcjQ2
佢隻手突然變成巨型蟒蛇，一吓咬向「二郎神」…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3TUl2yBpH
「二郎神」想用氣牆光盾硬頂，可惜都係頂唔住，俾佢一吓打飛，仲…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl673t51F6d
跌咗落PAKKA啱啱佈置好嘅河流裡面…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxmoSycEFB
「哈哈哈哈，連神都唔夠我打喇，哈哈哈哈！」「城武魔」大嗌。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgpSAzINhL
「點算啊？」我問。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YdnU8UTtz
「最衰係你條友個光波啊！」阿狗鬧我。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd0paiYL07
「唔關佢事，其實原本已經出現問題，因為神上人體，時間一耐就有排斥，相反，妖人配合妖刀，時間越耐力量越大，阿明個光波其實根本傷唔到「二郎神」，事實係幾百個回合之後，「二郎神」力量已經剩返一兩成，根本已經唔夠佛地魔打。」「南龍」先生咁講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93jp4sk1G1
「咁仲有咩方法啊？」小倩問。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkrtyTJ4Xa
「船到橋頭自然直，唔好問我點解直。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCByn1EPwwl
「輝輝！輝輝好似唔識游水嫁，我要落去救佢！」阿欣傻嗌。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOwb7ndk2E
阿欣一衝埋去，突然河流閃出金光，慢慢又有團白光升上嚟…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLICgUgBm9R
「河仙？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPhescVt4o
我望真D…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxHlpreC8K
「PAKKA？」我大聲提出我疑問。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoqLSgQQ6R
「唔係，而家我個角色轉咗，我係河仙姑！」佢咁回應。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIQAkcrKUW
「你做河仙已經醜樣，仲要加個「姑」字喺後面做乜嘢啊你？」我再講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qYLGqfim1
「唔理你住，我講返我D對白先，請問邊位掟咗呢個人落嚟嫁？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAcqbEYRtQ
「好話喇，係我！」「城武魔」懶醒咁講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lrXZCJmaM
「哦，咁你掟落嚟嘅係金色呢個，銀色呢個，定係肉色呢個呢？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLxC0ZzBW8
「肉色嗰個。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXQ6l6Vzso
「好，見你咁誠實，三個都俾晒你！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmSqwRt68m
「咩話？我吊！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyWN7QgBkm
嗱，粗口係「城武魔」講嫁，唔關我事。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vy1LD1w2z
之後，「銀色」同「肉色」嘅「二郎神」就企喺岸邊猜枚…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIVBxpwTeW
而「金身二郎神」立即衝向「城武魔」…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7lk7C5pIO
「鳳凰擺駕！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SRFMD8D0H
「鳳凰來儀！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOQtDI90wv
「鳳凰于飛！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzioBB8B6jW
「鳳泊鸞飄！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWe3tJuFNh4
「鳳舞龍飛！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHkkBXmyrX
「鳳舞九天！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83BiQUknq8
「鳳毛麟角！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehxCXxuFDV
「鳳翼飛翔！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZEF7sT5YX
「鳳，凰，火，炎！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRCKdnoMGR
「金身二郎神」一連九式打到「城武魔」趴晒街…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchroqiRRZC
呢次仲殺你個「城武魔」唔死！？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyRp5LuCDU
但係，突然，「城武魔」佢竟然使出呢招…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpfrRUs9WI
佢個身上面，閃出「大袋」嘅身影，咩事呢？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFFB55qU2y
「二郎神」始終係阿輝軀體，所以一時間阿輝唔忍心一劍拮死「大袋」…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EjBw8YVKH
而喺呢個時間仲…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQQVnmpZ0e
仲有兩條光線突然射向「城武魔」，又發生咩事呢？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnXvVj9V2y
大家另轉頭一望，見到…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fybzoMeek
「叮噹？」(即係多啦A夢)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP4jx74f8n
我見到欣家姐手上有兩支電筒…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBsbVyzQKc
如果我冇估錯，一支係「復元光線」，而另一支就係「放大燈」…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIOGXvlxtb
而家「城武魔」肥咗又靚咗，唔係呀？仲要打？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MSwwL8Kdm
(待續)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuvJ8VBTo3
下集預告︰702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe50c873Z2
冇用嫁，你試走去窗口望吓，睇吓睇唔睇到…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTQo40pXb7
註解︰702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSLs4YUlW9
(1) 搓圓撳扁 — 就好似當對手係麵粉咁，意思係壓倒性咁欺負人哋。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwQdXfF2ZF
(2) 二啷神 — 個「啷」字係刻意用嚟反映阿明當時唔滿意二郎神嘅表現嘅。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxy6W0X5cx
(3) 脫苦海 — 都係止痛用嘅膏藥。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNniR2N3CY
(4) 黐孖根 — 感覺好似比「黐線」更強烈。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLAnIP31Ox
(5) 啱啱撞正剛剛 — D老人家好鍾意咁講，即係「咁啱得咁橋」。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYNqXgTYyn
(6) 呢鑊杰喇 — 杰，即係好似唔夠水嘅粥咁，或者成PAT痰咁，總知就煩啦。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjE6CF8Npf
(7) 船到橋頭自然直 — 上網搵，解「任何事情都是有轉機的」。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jub2J51D2
(8) 猜枚 — 猜拳。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkjFwF6Xzg
