第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4IbH7Vlof
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipFCuxGtYb
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBP3GjwHvv
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFnd6o5YA9
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jwgjYR693
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcXcjZzGNe
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBgS71jGhg
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNxD7dmgow
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuK6cZeJQi
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvo7mNl57F
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0EaieZtkR
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanzFm1Yhkr
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl7kLPs9qW
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyq5pb5IhkQ
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpBKeJyIGJ
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAH8KQx3qyE
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vuNoFnTjw
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviQuwCqt9y
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlomAkkeUfh
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcARlD8EJGa
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g5vIAnfZ0
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ItlyLNtYf
「你又識咩？」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXBL94i43I
「唔識。」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakiJS45msK
「哈哈哈！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQBclJRsIo
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsvDklsfZP
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXebLWUwuqB
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV2XegMStN
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hC2JejqAu
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEumjgyIFq
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61NNOhM47P
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LRJXqHwTE
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMY7spRWlj
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILISQoa9zm
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc9OC8JUuB
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN9Ijtbqnz
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDMgaaZtEI
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTmZlt806H
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeTmYEMSEs
「阿公！？阿公！？」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCISrHjxBQB
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YKeHJ7v29
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCf5QW1nhN
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO0B7zoRZ7
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiEAbzc6LV
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKGaGHaxwX
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuvt0c8ZZu
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahLXuph8pC
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEuYcS0dGa
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXG3MjHUP1C
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAjBZ3OUCV
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH8XpAL6QH
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELpgPq90QS
「哇丫！哇丫！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL15HA1JtB
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWeHMnnoQG
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEypjyuck2
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8y63qYWHW
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7RImWuyAL
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55IhZvyOqC
場面怪異中帶D寒意…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEJtYv9qM7
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsAwIbJ6Zr
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicaLXWCyqI
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Vw40lbuo5
「停止呼吸！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKO7Qj6bu8
「扮同類啦！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWDX7lMDcV
「仲講，走啦！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBh3LriwyE
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb9rUjwyUe
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9wOGQuTzx
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrrXrQo6tR
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfxyEBZrKr
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCIBVDzgqX
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ6EZFL9el
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYbq3yGjcP
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oqTio3SaO
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra1jfJGJ8H
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vn2HQfPia
(呯嘭~！)913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QUFtMurmA
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoTimZNYL6
我頂！913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyeT1o8riq
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVnf3dhF08
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQVEAYOyMJ
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXJ1hmlzIH
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpMjDdYOw6
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYdFvEtJRQ
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UPHC5eZGR
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve7Acr7pDQ
「鳳凰擺架！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DqyJpm5IE
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUHj8MmUWg
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDM9nsbBPMY
「大波翻雲破！」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVtjchedW4
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMdoJ5v0Uy
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3zGA92f1B
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOfZxjUZ8D
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpiY6c3w1g
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpdxZmBMXu
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E1krcObCH
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRqNpIsFg2
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXoXbZEshO
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJePJ3GwPC
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUB6BmoukB
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCjviEasDT
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtcKOdbrAc
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzVNfOUB4m
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP9ovOpOji
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJPfOfN1c3
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvt6JdJ2Qn
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlZLaRo81j
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaHiYbZKap
「判官？」我問。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi4lNgb7TR
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR6oF09Mp9
(待續)913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccmTWYsWUg
下集預告︰913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjVMiYdVKB
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQrZHnPJlj
