第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxu24rFytq
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSHXYbb22O
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而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusIgZER2rD
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我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2StdQ8b6K7
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nrxdj5iiZ
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtsVw9Su8Y
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8syvdGdoI
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEePRXQ4MV
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRVrkaBoL8
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLAgMdlE2Y
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGavqHpd79
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZZH03Bgmi
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwzZqiTmNv
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4Q4YgbaUo
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUBVUolpgO
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3d4uZEdGd
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qQqfTRYLo
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDdlgKOOEk
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgsVe8Fi9y
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1f9fI4dRmh
「你又識咩？」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO8LcEDSnS
「唔識。」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYddbfWAZR
「哈哈哈！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UmWlrnChT
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkeLzYukZC
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXz2Ea1iX2
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbu40Zwzyq
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8uQZ8D7hk
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrU70uCGXnB
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY9kqXmpBT
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqRddUkfqS
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQwb7Hp3Us
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64l0Vl4wJA
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YpNzWxmTy
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy2cbiJzGc
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95Rdn1bzVa
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCQ5DUVqh5
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAYDnlZhif
「阿公！？阿公！？」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mzVEndXsR
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYW6RaLyzN6
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxJT5m9gjD
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SxzVmcL3H
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnujQkDV6fy
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSEGXjskgE
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv6fileDpw
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzve77vnHr2
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycQJiOzWdE
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM38FZtWcu4
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXMqmc08SN
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rjRq2Wjf5
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jTMC2kQym
「哇丫！哇丫！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKxvMjUihB
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYolb78USvF
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7DFNJ3doD
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQB27Ivhz4
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLfC4dFH5Q
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaiRJFQWuT
場面怪異中帶D寒意…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFrxhArlDJ
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tbxLSBM5D
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n7z3SvR3U
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRzjo2oGqw
「停止呼吸！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJhSPwIWjT
「扮同類啦！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBVDOdVFeO
「仲講，走啦！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6hM1oG2x8
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OTbOzqKC3
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNk7cZ9ZTs5
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJdVGLFktt
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz9rngJvYq
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhAbGFyEmn
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocejanu3bb
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLosab0HHip
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0TzujUXOa
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdUbRxh56e
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2mLfoNyir
(呯嘭~！)855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZklJ9xVF05
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHH4qp8dln
我頂！855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYJ8VfSQTQ
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sPXVOFlFG
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOOGNu3Bs2
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirnNVkxM7n
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFR0612OORX
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YEp2SKVxz
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5DGIrFZff
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKJRQlKQnE
「鳳凰擺架！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPhygmBf3D
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkDHmdjJcl
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2KzQ9yr4G
「大波翻雲破！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zJZ05i3j6
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBwMfPuGZG
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xATxEtOzW
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj7PvAqha9
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMMjf8nYK2
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63eA8uAqjz
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkN1cXRI9f
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1ZbbeNbxV
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpFEBMvzT4
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56zisJ4plB
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbtZ8BCAkF
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzHUhPwkeX
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlQJZKGybR
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VubHrthrD
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE744mYBZRb
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d1oLNzmby
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD5iZTYFqH
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlc483eLJp
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIikqiH1ey
「判官？」我問。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwlyHFRiwZ
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIs4UV8Wut8
(待續)855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaZIGg2scY
下集預告︰855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4AMyxb3dB
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2BEjwR5rn
