第056集 ~ 明︰肥咩僧丫，我叫佢「肥龍」，睇嚟佢有D料噃！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbmYrUIHXt
其實阿輝佢講得啱，我係真係好緊張…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEkfKffZy3
我亦好擔心自己唔可以同小倩佢結婚生仔，畢竟就算係國家大事呢D嘢，都唔及得兒女私情咁重要丫嘛…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbI42p1xy7J
不過…我更擔心嘅係…我就連孝順父母嘅時間都唔會再有…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzfCOUjHD9
(睇你個樣唔似咁孝順噃！)940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJizXW4DCM
阿爸佢讀書唔多，成世人最叻嘅就係學李小龍咁，功夫佢就學唔到，淨係學咗一句說話…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsgaAjqUfk
仲成日掛喺口邊，「我讀得書少，你唔好蝦我」。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHZCkoyz0Z
佢細細個就要出嚟做嘢， 打工賺錢養家，靠住自己一雙手，每日勞力工作…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUWqA7M2Kv
辛辛苦苦先養得起呢頭家，將最好嘅都俾晒屋企人，自己就連衫褲都唔買多件…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxpFS1gqZh
咁多年辛苦嘅工作，換來嘅係一副五勞七傷嘅身體，成日話腰骨痛，手腳痛咁，叫人點樣唔擔心丫？940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKURAzfsEc7
阿媽佢生咗我之後，百病纏身，又糖尿病，又偏頭痛，試過出去做嘢賺錢…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEqex1zXpK
但係亦試過做做吓嘢累低咗，屋企人都擔心佢多過自己，而家仲…(抹抹眼淚)…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fGj6seq76
算喇，喜劇嚟家嘛，唔諗負面嘢喇，為咗佢哋，我一定要生存落去！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkslVuokW1v
我唔會再令佢哋擔心我，傷心嘅嘢就同眼淚一齊留返喺個心裡面啦，正所謂歌都有得唱啦—男人仆街讓女人流淚丫嘛！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD2FSB4nT7
所以我一定唔會仆街嘅，亦唔要阿媽因為我而流淚！我會繼續以樂天嘅態度去過我嘅人生！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj3q7n4ay9
講返「酒乜吞童子」先，呢邊總算已經攪掂，之後我哋好快就搭車返晒去酒店，大家都各自返到自己房。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95oz1MUNLX
我見自己返酒店途中諗得太多唔開心嘢，唔想自己鬱埋鬱埋，所以想搵個人分擔一吓…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofcWtCBgbU
我本來係想搵阿輝佢哋三個傾吓心事嫁，但係…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcigyV7Db4
一來，麻甩佬有D嘢好難開口嘅…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb19fg7aYYs
二來，阿輝唔知去咗邊，「喪狗」就去咗溫女，「大袋」又去咗爆石，所以…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXoVC51kTl
我好自然就諗起另一個可以傾訴嘅對象，我女朋友，小倩！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRyle5vDnd
我好厚面皮啊可？人哋都冇應承過做我女朋友就咁叫人哋，但係…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXrv5vaswQ
唔厚面皮，點追女仔啊？940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe2kIXMkrH
我之後自己一個人離開咗酒店去搵小倩，行行吓見到個地鐵站口就落咗去，不過…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35X8Eun8od
奇怪喇！呢個位原本唔係個地盤嚟嫁咩？不過算啦，都落咗去嚧，呢度人影都冇隻…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpsefW0TmZ
人影都冇隻呢家嘢，就意味住冇人會查我，亦意味住我唔使俾錢搭車…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCBgRouMFJ
不過，其實係因為我得幾張大紙冇散紙啫，我都唔想嫁…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5iwo8OLoC
(扮咩嘢啫！搭霸王車就搭霸王車啦！枉我頭先仲俾你攪喊咗添！)940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxbYekguTY
係啊！我認啊！拉我丫笨！我就係咁，落咗月台…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8oVo7Iir8
落到月台，我見到架車就開，咪即刻衝門囉，身為香港日日搭地鐵嘅一群，我點可以眼白白睇住架車走嫁，我「呵」一聲就跳咗上車。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmlASz846T
車門閂埋嗰一吓，一個人從罅隙攝入嚟，真係嚇鬼死我，點知…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKoM5ePEpV
原來係阿輝。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlIjHkASHM
「你做咩跟埋嚟啊？」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvXcM4M3Ys
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊！」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99guXDbKL8
我之後將認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾佢聽。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3qLt5AXQ3
「咦，你阿公呢？」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3ZLV3nNyJ
「佢話頭先打鬼打到攰，要返房睇睇「大電影」充充電喎。」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSanNJktBN3
「咁你隻「戇居狗」呢？」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHRUJhm8Ws
「人哋叫「居居」啊！佢話今日成日都冇玩過波波，要返去同阿妮玩喎。」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXusc37MK7c
「嘩，果然識揀人玩！」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzjjBbwECG
「唔好諗衰嘢啦！」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv8mbkv7TG
「咦！奇怪喇！點解仲唔開車嘅？」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIa8qDqGqY
「有冇人啊！？有冇人啊！？」我睇住阿輝佢不斷咁大叫。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGzhZBB1cK
我心諗，佢唔係覺得呢度有人識聽廣東話呀？我見佢係咁嗌，咪陪佢癲吓囉，跳起身就兜嘢拍落去個緊急安全制度，但係…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhg5HYtuDu
換來嘅係…地震！？940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZrKXlON1p
(龐龐，龐龐~！)940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcqzQMTdNV
咩事啊！？黐線架！？日本D安全制咁唔安全嘅！噤個制啫！使唔使放隻「恐龍」衝過嚟啊？940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzNuMPO7F3
唔好話俾我聽係佢係職員囉！個樣咁「親切有禮」就唔在講啦，一身麻衣木珠，仲要加個布袋…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zmUCPZson
如果佢出聲話自己係職員，我諗我真係要重新評估一吓日本人嘅品味囉…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOcjQ81nQl
見慣鬼怪嘅我哋，當然唔會俾佢嚇到淆底啦，嗱嗱聲就造好「九字護身法」！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ivdfaoggU
冇錯！我已經識做晒「九字」，無他嘅，我驚「六字」頂唔住隻「肥龍」丫嘛…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgjVeyumsG
佢衝到過嚟，竟然冇傷害我哋，反而「嘰呢咕嚕」一番(講日文)，我想問，我哋兩個邊忽似架仔呢？940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFB0WMamdOn
隻「肥龍」後面轟轟隆隆咁，好似有一大堆嘢衝緊埋嚟，但係俾佢個肥身阻住晒我視線，攪到我睇唔到…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJNiUJ5ncC
佢望一望後面，突然雙手運勁…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MA8NsTkW7
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼，啪啪~！)940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMzYQTPJrq
佢雙手發出電光，「哈」一聲將兩個電光球掟出去，隨住佢稍為轉咗肥身，我見到電光球打向一大堆鬼怪…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJZvz9PQC4
我驚又嚟唔切，讚又嚟唔切，連避都嚟唔切，「肥龍」另返轉頭就一手捉住咗我個頭，一手捉住阿輝個頭向另一邊跑去…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5QHMhir3q
「喂！唔好捉頭得唔得啊？好很痛啊！」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKtRMim9QH
「個頭就嚟甩喇！」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwZmlmn9y9
死人「肥龍」仲要跑得超快，就連鬼怪都追唔到佢嘅速度，請問有冇當過我哋兩個係人啊，好很痛啊！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuXEpOjPHn
「姨！」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaO8x6ZcKp
你話死唔死丫？條頸俾佢整到連個「咦」字都變成「姨」音，我離遠見到一個老人，佢氣定神閒咁坐咗喺左邊手嘅長櫈中間…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4p2MWZnrAp
「肥龍」見到佢，立即衝上前就停低咗…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY44JkbpG4
「嘩，我條頸啊！」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8IfJVG7Pa
「肥龍」將我哋放低，而且好恭敬咁向呢個老人家行禮。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ89WF1LQfw
「咦！廣東話！？」老人家咁講，佢竟然識聽？940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqyD6bV3LO
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」我答，我郁郁個頭，整整條頸，之後再問︰—940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtltkM5UqX6
「咦，咁你又識講廣東話嘅？」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoI8DoxMcw
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」老人家串嘴回應，佢之後轉身就打落「肥龍」個頭度。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05nKnAPJAK
「巴架耶魯！」老人家好惡咁鬧「肥龍」。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9pM6NW1eZ
呢句我識聽啊！不過，之後佢都係嘰呢咕嚕。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcl8gN2aXn
佢講完之後，「肥龍」就喺自己後面攞咗道白色嘅符隊咗入個口度吞咗，我好奇…我好好奇…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38XRyYG1n9
點解佢後面冇褲袋都可以攞到張白色紙出嚟嫁？究竟喺邊度攞出嚟嫁？我參透唔到啊！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZ06PWxvUW
不過，你唔好理，食完白符之後，佢竟然識講廣東話，世事果然無奇不有！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2If4YZgmBj
「你兩個做乜喺度嫁？你哋知唔知呢度係大蛇妖身體裡面？」「肥龍」咁問。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCB2Z9jKTK
「大蛇妖身體裡面！？」我同阿輝一齊講。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkwIGywGYW
我哋未得閒問個老人係邊個，因為D鬼怪都已經跟到上嚟喇！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIPb3jw333
「肥龍」突然蹬大對眼，另轉肥身，向住鬼怪，雙手做出…竟然…竟然…係呢個動作！？940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5XiYsKuPv
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼啪啪，噼噼嚦嚦，啪啪啪啪~！)940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJlajWQqMc
佢座低個身，雙手電光匯聚，之後身體隨住雙手另向一邊腰間，一個強大嘅電光球就喺佢腰間嘅呢雙手之中變得無比強大，電光噼嚦！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyQ8nlVIzt
說時遲，那時快，佢雙手已向鬼怪用力一伸，大叫︰—940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvkKnELEo3
「紫，電，靈，丸！」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEKPQlRMYY
光球隨即射向鬼怪，唔係講笑，八千幾條閃電連住一個光球，配上車廂嘅狹窄空間，就好似幫架車清理腸胃一樣…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDGlETzODv
D鬼怪根本冇機會亦冇空間生存到，簡單嚟講，渣都冇得剩…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIcRtwRtxN
但係，我反而係想講嘅係…點解…點解啊？點解要係呢個名啊？我唔想啊！940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXzjtVPRsh
「我唔鐘意呢個名囉！」940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOQYzwn6yt
阿輝佢竟然直斥其非，我除咗呆咗，就只能心裡面表示認同加一。940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQVnxq7KRd
但係…「肥龍」佢…940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb1Yduymh5
(待續)940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07kMl29LhT
下集預告︰940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXG9I2TFm3
邪道外魔都企一邊~~~940Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtBFpbZmzt
