第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfNvlZRWDf
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88nPs9MPyD
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjybo8LknN4
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuKVFRSY8l
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp6eYT4qEw
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN167nQ7Vw
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRqLVB3org
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVRSTzz9Ji
但係原來…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzqn1yYHNf
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs85ZW4tez8
不過…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinb0pVDhxm
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfYv3olSIl
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvkxyQcGd3
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLO9wHo25Y
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRTe8hh5yU
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7E104jFtt
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvqfTafmDW
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvQMgrg45W
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBeeQi70NI
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHbP9hSlB3
「毒河水炮！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CwZrZat7y
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDZwYx3i6g
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5zWtVDKxL
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2YUQo1JNk
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uhy47BGmO
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieHJrrpwlo
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwvqEP70bx
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H3NlpfCiT
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8TkoXgEzI
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwF8hjOX3F
「衰仔，重色輕我。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrTK3JGuUO
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsU9MVDfdh
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrue4XHoMsw
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LuwILomEw
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpyN6njCcD
總算頂得住…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbwihgeZhk
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9nibzOdMa
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYAv7eHNrR
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dtD5LIK6k
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIfFWyGd5e
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fsUXgpLSo
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0HWEXLOhd
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtJPz5iCGd
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNaIu2T7Qz
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xPGhEsUN0
「冥河鬼爪~！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3Tc9jwiAY
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY7rRnW1AC
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAl0jdhfHM
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8G15IF0Rk
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQCSbr8gHF
之後佢雙手合拾…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbAlburRdq
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGKSqehJ6U
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIH6Bw1xFs
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yPLLem3ok
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk2Ufk44hc
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEEVJpRlpT
…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVk9QNgCqt
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAAXV0bmPY
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRodQeR8nk9
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2p7ncdkkO
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppYiN8Qf1b
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwauDpPVDvT
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2boHqGJWW
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmjFNmpsXw
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0ernBpTZJ
攪到呢招成個食物咁。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIow4Iw6FG5
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweQRu97GLa
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4NosGmSjp
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam82ZZ0vJZ
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQn7Ly3xDl
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FJgEAoCWt
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdGar4sH0t
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhxlGrpmwm
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVAce6bxXZ
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseVaxrou7y
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyY83CCJSV
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVPMTxdB6Q
「好！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrU8erIafZ1
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUQUTGMJ69
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2BoRBIHsT
我想回應佢，但係突然…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRNyRL8frr
「哇~丫~！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzSU3EgSvn
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8AsRap25u
吞咗「春麗」！？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15tK7mfdHW
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYF2KLU7Ih
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhOgjaROXO
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjkzZhuZ1p
…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lk8CACsxY
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kIT9Y8xEa
「哇~丫~！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcjrygbwWh
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tMV51rD79
嚇到跌咗入井…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5S8kmbqI2I
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp65xSi2f8
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXXqpRpAwP
(噗~！)705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfsDRoUCDg
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsyfEIHUg8
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQSlhqZz24
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytxG6K8cdS
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkOJC3mw6Q
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFIRnJgQXl
過咗一陣…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1il9OQYOI
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXuxmeIHXe
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iPPdWn7in
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4KQOJdsj6
我真係俾佢激到想死！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcnj20IxnE
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59MmfQEKhy
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4finYUHdV
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVRWX7BH5i
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNiyXLdMij
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI2RvuPz6K
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lp6ygXucj
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4H9m6jYLE
我連繩頭都見唔到。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmucvcvW381
「駁！長！D！啦！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfOZC1WuuO
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtGx1btNoo
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrPw03eOkK
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy04IxhSOXz
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmtyQAjfvE
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaa8FCK5C3
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgkuzOE9r8
「你踩完未啊？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdDeUTvLw5
我…踩完未？唔通…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf4LnGwWmc
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnpeAYswoX
(待續)705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFUyxWJpnG
下集預告︰705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyG9g9EF0j
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJzm5kzUQk
註解︰705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPqCf6u0jz
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceBgptw3ux
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzBqb0SHyq
