第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoXJP4eBWl
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd85khFWwR6
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0Q3sO1cS2
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiTZQpYXip
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiV7CJgedy
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStbq3DXADr
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSCSIuZ5ZC
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58k4MSbNRR
但係原來…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWI79GJJhA
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK4edFAqj2
不過…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyrcfMGQzB
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanqE9I6EOL
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidz5OdWigH
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pdrikCllI
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4PdAj2EpE
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkxBxFFWaz
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGa8OMzGCV8
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJWHmjVYHp
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGcsfLM8TL
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PVUdaMtNF
「毒河水炮！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsVAISqcuS
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPlpqwPij8
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8ldeRzr4r
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmpbGnv0eu
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTV1MBdW2k
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcm4fP4Tdv
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2Bs0xpr3k
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1VJvVmzfo
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvMo2DSCSW
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQIqltFRGm
「衰仔，重色輕我。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsiJAqEBjJ
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdLYEX3HRZ
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuSbwmPRfw
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQQycacRwL
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftYKzQsHcO
總算頂得住…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO6dI9ZFPw
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFEtXYijoX
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTkLekpKzz
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzK7oyhvIRD
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfbcoI835U
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KfdcM3M8K
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqlc0aJkSb
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTPIHnqWoQ
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIj6Hk10f8
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6Sy51bHST
「冥河鬼爪~！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YJsmPfQm4
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSwLGZuiWm
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vzOIP7dDZ
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbL5MGwOnJ
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6g6QFEsT5
之後佢雙手合拾…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnih6eYX27
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB1dBZKw41
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgvLzFKOIv
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ53jATLgxy
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOSaTiDTnf
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpe89Zcyo3C
…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQzFEKtNL5
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM4zMIbRPA
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcFE3Kh66e
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWAE99Yqy4
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVSe06Y0rC
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3g6ZGtyZP
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTgILIrHgU
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9CimL1eZv
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLEFsYdZbE
攪到呢招成個食物咁。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpeirB8V0J
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMwQpxTHiN
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PHnrCtKCO
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVoyBwVl9s
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIDoiT5nus
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuQR35AD8v
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YdxidF7sT
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFxVceVkzz
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveJ1CbMPsG
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDozrWb8lf7
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd7bustlvW
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7lWybfPaM
「好！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL23d8s9cqC
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpNFtY4bCH
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71kWWWA8zC
我想回應佢，但係突然…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBeBoAqoJt
「哇~丫~！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kjbprZMF9
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEPDFaKfup
吞咗「春麗」！？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwSmOpNIIn
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYbyyBnp1Z
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN6qDu9i8X
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHADAuwIdfC
…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE37kvv5lcJ
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDPWyJ3y08
「哇~丫~！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oHPXdDY3O
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijGwBpcpWW
嚇到跌咗入井…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KK2BUTsIX
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1LbCJk2HR
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDWgHEmmX4
(噗~！)723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdEy45rx7S
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJir7bm4uy
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyJ9aLNG5n
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6I38zGz5V1
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCOqBzddH8
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8F1JDwwh6M
過咗一陣…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVmWKS1fTd
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDQoMj24Fy
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhqT8Dwrv1
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN3EFt8rgh
我真係俾佢激到想死！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNd1ko73Ww
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfj2kcPIcP
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDGipwox3F
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKA9nGKUqt
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBlN2dpMfv
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCgiKob0H9
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRDTM5qTJO
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ah0a2wRLc
我連繩頭都見唔到。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqtYXvzTEd
「駁！長！D！啦！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBtGTNibi9
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfu9PpDdsKA
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NIo42ISB9
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZXwvyW7MM
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiop44OkEd
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsk5dYeEXT
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XS7A2E2Hc
「你踩完未啊？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzSg4Wy2RT
我…踩完未？唔通…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVywWbGtMR
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eXbSwtsk2
(待續)723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF81YSKlPwC
下集預告︰723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzfvQ4mIb9
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNuEJlqAHr
註解︰723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOae6DG3XI
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRohDoGxFq
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdA3z0u4D6x
