第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ELSV5jHOQ
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOmzR4Cuk0
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0A16QFLIfq
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2h8Gz2NoB
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「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiy6Ry482Jl
(咁你快D啦！)763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIDYG0dyQM
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZmRX5CJX7
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlKOHHwhmf
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wfLcFnDL3
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5S5wEy7wB
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiX8z6OVEt
如果係，我肯定…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzK0OYWnmN
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCRrs1RWCU
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NwRjkSpMM
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fa8LSQu2f
咦，後面有堆字噃！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctCYqTVAkC
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTm4AlTprbL
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM6vg7GEE7
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkdGp50NBT
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbHLZhqCvC
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlclv5pafk
唉，阿公真係…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUj7On5PcK
咁我即係唔使學啦！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhv8yYI3s0Z
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURqqAfH795
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YSZRU0t68
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj61DxlFP67
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwiMpmUalh
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzTJP7K1hZ
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJmh4KHulf
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsMBBv8xCJ
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2M8avW9TJ
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOx9D1S9PAu
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJ0r9Uksek
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviyY7PPoeA
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsg1NWXJH3
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoBCXHwBUW
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisOFugSkGr
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1PzZPW8HR
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDrJeT4djL
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7umspEIyXI
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFjA4QRG3b
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGVg5oYc4F
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OQ6vPzBEK
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwejkOFdpUF
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQt2kvp9tG
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftrcPfQAvx
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q93EpJOCT
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGRSm77CuI
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfRtTE3ROe
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLX2wu2R97
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImTA1JueSQ
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDJJ8mMia0
「校長佢點啊？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzQWeJXsWO
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytYTSKBAPB
「咁就好喇！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7e3kHHIQv
(…)763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWHylZOPZk
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD36e2Mtbu
之後，我行返前去最前面…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZk1GmuuxF
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR09s0QfjU
「咁贏咗呢？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsRv35g9Ey
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIGEzUSSzZ
佢真係乞人憎到呢…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstgJdUwMjD
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxdPgnipVw
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi1Qw4wO04
「九字護身法，收！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xEu6lxCKS
「天馬行空！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzRO8ClZRh
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW56AENDFnI
「救命啊！救命啊！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TQhQBPlc0
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGUKnn4H6g
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNL4Gytdf5J
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNChZdQjE0Q
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddiZXvANFy
好在，佢都識做…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK828KonKH
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMmRhlPvEF
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHbQNm0mjF
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWnWZoSKhY
好啊！好啊！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiza1T7jN5
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaC45HX7z1
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qX9Y9qQYl
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRfDjhYjmA
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(咇~~~！)763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NVUIaAD47
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWxDlYr23G
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5VyVMHIFE
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ukTUlXdWs
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkogpzqtqFI
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTN7nOJsQa
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYoVHc2326
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkju1HW1Gj0
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6br5tJWnsy
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySnIROCMkD
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpUo711mtq
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLDQ9xvG2M
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQfD3d5rzF
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiguRSstiG
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyV8HgOkWP3
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfkFwMhSrR
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEq4InAVYp
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsue7azdlGn
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRobMeV2YpK
「傻佬明，波啊！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmIlrWFCUs
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUxt36S1IP
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2MCtrI4QN
「七旋斬！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIecKIa0mWf
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3EQkE8bOP
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFPOqbT93h
「阿狗！接波！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rdt0Rzg5k
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eFEq0vl97
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjA3NA4A39
「百米九秒九！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAzq79gqAv
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfESVUaI6r
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrHXoGxBGu
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy0G1rKiWq
(咇~~~！)763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvDLrQbYXX
YEAH，入咗喇！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMr2LMEU8I
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkujLVrvzK
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLy0OFOvXg
「越位。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QPBuCKN1y
「越位？！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYJyZGrbiA
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQdw35mAoP
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53C1omoysG
場面一片混亂…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIGwPwk9Ea
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNP6N7C3LC
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBonvcIAi7
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnUOmZPdxL
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdVDAP492F
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz67cb25i9d
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3zKcnDqOf
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtaxPRZpd8
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8SLIpPtAY
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNe3hEDmaS
(嘭~！)763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjdh5cldh0
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KXpBVpsDG
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLzFeb9TUH
個波仲…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zWozVHGJF
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCd5E7iqPk
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKI3K3tCVc
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