第109集 ~ 輝︰我多咗招勁招，鳳凰火炎又出現埋添！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzbW1I1hhm
阿明個死仔就好啦，墮崖死都有小倩陪。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn7ch4rSxs
(頂你個制丫！我係死就返嚟整鬼死你！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TQwbCDeet
唔CHOK吓你，點知道你安全啊？你安全我就放心晒喇。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjQltoA3Yp
欣欣嗰邊有「南龍」喺度，仲有佢個可怕嘅家姐喺度，我一早就好放心啦。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPjtx4ZnS2
你諗吓，欣家姐可怕到連「南轅」呢D級數嘅高手都照昆。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9BZQAFswu
至於我呢邊，因為大家分咗做三邊，我怕讀者會亂啊，所以…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ875TVs2lDY
都係講返少少上一次D嘢當重溫吓先…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7vURlmdWz
上次，「達叔」由「達摩」變咗做「愛野戰美奈子」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmd1Uo4q7mb
為嘅就係要對付「西斜」余二十召喚出嚟嘅「大銅武神」。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSxkxDpOUW
「光管陳」就召喚「玉麟金劍」嚟對付「西斜」嘅「九曲追魂劍」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJKA2MY5eH
仲出埋佢嘅「鳳凰七重天」添。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxuLvInfoM
但係佢哋一個沈悶，一個嘔心，我唯有悶悶地自己去搵人打…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnp0Ul81TH
喺我面前嘅係一個攻擊型石兵陣，石兵陣中有個石頭將軍…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxotZ4H3PZz
我嘅「慧眼」悉英雄就騎住我，我就騎住「居居」，手就揸住把三尖兩刃槍…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1zE3OYiPd
而家直衝緊埋去石頭將軍度，我要…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEECjxT9UU
「擒賊先擒王！蝦~！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUFDF2xu8H
(碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoXi3VwNz5
「接我銀槍！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9tzXAbhL6
「護駕，石兵圍剿！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGxBmIgIes
突然一堆盾牌兵衝咗出嚟保護住「石頭將軍」，其他石兵就想嚟圍剿我…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjILCBkYrw
我即刻用盡奶力旋轉一發…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVIMplIsJt
(嘭嘭嘭嘭嘭~)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xPN4BTmTA
地下爆出幾條裂痕，總算阻到D石兵行埋我度…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zANd7Afeq
「乾位虛，坤位入，轉巽位，艮位為終結，一擊石將軍，必斃！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOUAbI16c5
「英雄」突然咁嗌，我唯有咁回應佢…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaSkI5dvF7
「阿英雄，學乜人做我慧眼啫？完全溝通唔到囉，WHAT柒YOU SAY啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmDMNN0J57
「Eee…咁啦，左邊後方有個空位，你而家扮嘢向你右後方走，再逆時針高速兜個圈去「石頭將軍」後面…」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8JkImJhUV
「一早咁講啦！蝦~！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTGuCfcd0x
我根據「練馬師」指示再次策騎，走去右後面再高速兜去「石頭將軍」後面…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoq1ffgfw4
點知D石兵移動速度唔夠我隻馬王「居居」快…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ479QsiRKPQ
我似乎再快跑多一百米左右就可以對正「石頭將軍」個背脊…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3dTv33IUk
…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsSNOMPMmG
「好！到位！超級無敵篤背脊！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnz2qTZ5IV
我騎住「居居」一吓飛埋去想插爆佢背脊…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l5o3OphET
「化零為整！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7RP7v1Lay
「咩話？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNQSfTcZpp
所有石兵堆成一堆，變成…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4BHtexRgX
「吓！有冇咁離奇啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAH3cRkpXhC
佢哋冇變成一個個體，而係一個一個石兵疊起咗，奇怪嘅係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTRdJoT1jB
佢哋唔係成道牆咁，而係成條蛇咁…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡins150Hwml
淨係腳板底黐住隊友膊頭，個身體就可以扭嚟扭去，拐嚟拐去…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcGZZqlkqQ
「點解可以咁白痴嫁？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRzQ2YjMCJ
「團隊合作嘅嘢，你識乜春丫？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN50X0tkUlD
呢吓串嘴真係令我無名火起…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKsMoxbKQn
「你阿爺丫，白痴仲要唔認呀？睇我點打到你合家散！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqwreaRxDN
我隨手用盡十幾年前飲媽媽奶嘅力一手將支銀槍鞭出去…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmafHYcYB2
(嘭~！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJTn6PfywZ
仲唔單止咁，我好自然咁覺得「英雄」可以配合我嘅意願去射出攻擊型嘅光線…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1mGUTihNF
所以我雙手放頭，冥想半秒，就再將雙手揮出…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGkLZ6GAzh
要「英雄」射出光線攻擊石兵陣…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfEWpOrjvW
「英，雄，死，光！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Hg6gzqtOQ
力量好勁啊！成條LASER炮咁，一炮掃爆晒石兵陣喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvQ26HPn2C
「哇~ 丫~！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u0jCLc2lu
………713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj7DF28Whe
贏咗喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g9sLYz8RU
「我有個問題。」「英雄」問。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWzk1JCWAh
「咩問題？消耗你太多能量呀？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUlNSNMpua
「唔係。係下次再出，唔該改改個名佢，我唔想以後冇人加入正義聯盟。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84pTHZsvrB
「明白，下次唔敢。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaORUIeTgr
我之後另返轉頭去睇「光管陳」嗰邊先…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJYFvcV2Lc
「吊！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCYE43ghX1
「光管陳」都講粗口，我呆咗兩秒…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy18ubkQ7Ig
「佢把追魂劍好很煩啊，仲煩過俾烏蠅嬲，仆佢條街，追足我百九幾個回合！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRxjX1toCB
嘩，把「九曲追魂劍」好邪惡啊！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ka245leim
攪到唔講開粗口嘅「光管陳」都連珠炮發講粗口。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnDGkqSVf4
「你媽媽個爹丫！你個「鳳凰追殺令」咪又係一糕樣，追倫咗我七百幾個山頭。」余二十回應。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uy5idPDO7
「你唔很追我，我咪唔很追你囉。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcaJg5KiBt
「你夠係囉，你唔倫追我，我咪唔倫追你囉。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwrsVZxLPh
聽到我對耳丫…兩條友加埋成百歲，又要講粗口，又要講唔正粗口，好難頂。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFrJFWZC4V
所以，轉個鏡頭睇睇「達叔」先…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAvJ35boN1
「達叔」將「愛野戰美奈子」假髮掉咗，露出「達摩」光頭，上身D衫爆開晒…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGQMkw7PPL
連丁字褲都露埋出嚟，而家佢擘大個脾露出腳毛咁同「大銅武神」對侍緊…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2lXaKWxAY
佢咁樣，我反而覺得舒服晒，不過…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9C5EzUHYa
如果俾「光管陳」見到「達叔」D濃密嘅腳毛，肯定觸景傷情。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr96pdXati
唉，我都係有感而發啫，都係睇返佢哋打成點好D…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnY1IzURScS
睇真D，似乎唔係「達叔」專登變成咁，而係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1vp4TwF1A
「大銅武神」一劍又一劍咁鑿埋去，乜差嘢都俾佢鑿爛晒。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKMeNCHoML
「神武專鑿！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK79ZSwxMA
後面好似言猶由衷咁，究竟佢專鑿D乜呢？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97YptudKH8
「雙手入白刃！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23hwVeyTKz
「哇哈哈哈！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPnw9uHgje
呢招係鬼「雙手入白刃」咩？明明就係插人隔勒底…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8704PUKZ5A
但係呢招似乎有效噃！「大銅武神」一時間淨係識得笑…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVFhD7uTxS
「鳳凰擺架之風月掃堂腿！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSyxP8vcEX
我妖！一個招式俾佢講到好似鹹片第二集咁，但係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe61HuFgo2
呢招又有效噃！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40m9lMIvwO
「大銅武神」一吓被佢掃到飛起咗，佢再…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEDyJjBgvB
「鳳凰展翅之振翅高飛，推你落街！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzvY68FBWD
估唔到我尊敬嘅達叔，一場戰鬥…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeng6oXx7od
贏咗場交，輸咗個「加」，加佢好友個「加」。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAvTvmkWyG
而家我決定BLACK LIST佢，因為佢實在太低能喇。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY9IOc5FT1
佢成功將成個「大銅武神」推咗出街…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBwz1lyEe3
「師兄，快D用鳳凰火炎斬九死條很樣啦！」「光管陳」突然大嗌。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxi60QTaXo4
嘩，睇嚟「九曲追魂劍」嘅毒害又加深咗喇噃。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcu6ZMZ9Pfs
「鳳凰火炎當年已經唔見咗，我都唔知佢去咗邊。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6f6ycLqbW
…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6RfGxfsr2
「神武專鑿！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSnhOa5b8J
咦，「大銅武神」原來識飛嫁，佢飛返埋嚟，仲再次使出呢招！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uunSKR48A
(啪~！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZg2qTBb9z4
呢一刻…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5aGu2VLqy
我呆住咁睇住…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIvnPEDyQj
「達叔」佢…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tLhs40jmd
俾「大銅武神」劈開咗兩邊…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5vWgNQPfX
………713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSu5qhK3wOh
嬉皮笑臉嘅我霎時間冇晒反應…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqxEBJ1F9o
………713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLTCX6vgUz
但係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyA6C6YaL3u
我見到…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyZDfsHEqV
「哇~！丫~！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFcccosMTh
「大銅武神」迅間溶解…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFTRyKulNg
係俾…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybhsJo26c1
「放心啦，唔好唔記得我係妖怪嚟，開邊呢D就小事啦…」半邊嘅達叔出聲。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡducXCDcgmY
「仲有，放心啦，原來「鳳凰火炎」冇唔見到，係一直喺我身體裡面啊。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrn2XQb0HrR
我見到開邊嘅「達叔」一直噴出火燄，而成個「大銅武神」迅間被燒熔…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpBLCPXyRq
而我腳下嘅「居居」一早跳咗起身，仲攬實咗條石柱。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9l7Y5acT8
「其實我都估到嫁喇。」我講。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnNoiTMLCu
因為我突然諗起上次喺球場見到「達叔」變身「美奈子」時嘅火光。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMBzP9kbhU
「係我睇到先嫁，光頭佬，你話係唔係？」「英雄」出聲。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJftLOVp2O
「你話係咪係囉，單眼佬。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTrgu0lWxP
「佢一變返做八婆肉身，中途就會出現。」「英雄」再講。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZPrmBgDou
「邊個話我八婆？」「美奈子」竟然講廣東話，肯定又係結界問題。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnKK0mDGZq
呢一刻，我哋四個人一隻狗六對手六十隻手指一齊指住「余二十」。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQbQF4kyku
之後，得半個頭嘅美奈子一巴打埋去「余二十」度…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkbzTRIsc4
「光管陳」就襯機飛埋去「達叔」同「美奈子」個頭度大叫︰—713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dn4lUogKX
「鳳凰展翅！火炎重現！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzWoq07ZOO
(待續)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsbrQo24O0
下集預告︰713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfNofOrvmd
你唔想練啫，我要教噃！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGTYJi5a1M
註解︰713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN27vs7pkJK
(1) CHOK — 試探。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkPNVpPKDL
(2) 昆 — 呃，欺騙。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZi7l8fWIj4
