第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCKD4wmRNk
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaKWSd862H
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKkIVzqNTJ
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJqbGnCP8s
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlyh9XXXFJ
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2EIEvU4Oh
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoIyIQRcV9
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK9eF4ogfJ
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNys8Rrz2C
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwEu8N5EZg
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpj2LoPo21
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9aCieFLy1
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwkgFXnKbZ
咁都俾你發現添。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aYdiXryRH
好，即刻開始！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bxOe3yfrn
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5dBSPttDp
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiiSdhPp7O
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk73ZCUqTLX
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYBQRNQ0fz
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxT9iSK9Rn
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zO4KXwU5a
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE9B6OK3LW
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuSioYFiUs
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c5vnGBe37
公仔死咗，女友發火…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylc3wijocc
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzdB6lEvEs
「鬼王」趴咗街…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMu9Hfwe0JC
本來都已經奄奄一息…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLAWHrofpf
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx5POKPZrN
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqbDf3J8J8
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVSAUhNDEz
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNnLbQ21mM
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS6XTDg1J4
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KW5bPipxT
好，呢一集正式開始！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXL2qh3KKHH
(而家先開始？)820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmpkgHD9GO
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKZ6CgVSym
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uy8avG4Lf
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfwSCz877T
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoAKdaaCR9
係「井上」先生啊！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KjnRPnYqq
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqPzLkv2fJ
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6FastfYhx
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN6nB6QBqm
「我笑又關你事呀？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahnP0olcx1
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkbRNLob1s
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalrxgOaRPV
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ874ZcP056t
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ687Znh4pTV
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZUBUjj7gT
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcoK8wLYgV
「就憑你？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfwXTboV6w
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTZ0Y0ydUR
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YBUiXsMNJ
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV08aQaiaH
「九陽草薙！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCERWHwWYY
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3bLz4ep39
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2HSmwuufa
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSvFLADD58
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOocwRh6Nh4
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DuGoGVkrH
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokFYQJd2W8
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIRTzeMcDN
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulHeBVBEEf
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfRLUHf8Rw
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkCUdG1pWd
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJ1dqIskCB
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aXO6kGmf0
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgStLXljNDx
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3pukZ9zG5
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ2FNfBoAR
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvBHO9eP4V
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaFWxbU0Rd
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M8ebXPm1k
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7VbfdACi2
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGhTvW3lC4
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiQueODtUO
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0vAFJV3dm
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkPGtWp87K
「又點解啊？」大家問。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn8gVwjvyw
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULg4dA1yOV
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5sXWuMgla
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjBLnrUm0B
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTYLyrCnXg
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOK523wBer
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9pqETyLMT
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSaPjPbHO1
好在…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF2ZGrBC7b
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac2sPDOWbs
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX5Fymtrkd
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuU7giKap2
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFp45V5tCAC
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGWahBFUVj
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HqgVSXbb4
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdZtfInuoJ
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiYkiDZblf
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYMhJ4739a
「冇可能！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq3GafkBGm
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYljrVdeYeL
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPa49SM6ma
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKHJQtLfje
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu4AfUCLef
最後一吓…(插~！)820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsolLBRAL4k
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSOBV2MsDG
………820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYARnzAPj8C
但係…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTlSFLL64D
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyimwGTtaZH
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmrbUV9zBg
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJX8mKeWKy
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe856CCgr4G
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvopVq9UeNs
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTGwsora0s
突然…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0XwiKhr7X
(嚓~！) 一聲…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZv8N6B9DT
咩事啊？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqlC7jXjj3
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrwekLjiUt
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEp0pAEfDK2
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mvr1GO9ox
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeCqgKAJWI
(待續)820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe41kDidEtC
下集預告︰820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtCv9Q2vbP
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI3ZLs82gp
註解︰820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyLRHkDjD9
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AqsobLRjx
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAxXkVMRzz
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0AdIovVn5
