第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦!620Please respect copyright.PENANAY4tb4Fuy0N
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢?620Please respect copyright.PENANAAZOQAZiEBw
冇錯,我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯,就係我,我係「十里洋腸」!620Please respect copyright.PENANAWFY7sdXZRM
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊?)620Please respect copyright.PENANAvn6v4XorAz
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。620Please respect copyright.PENANAfWpj7wOG6O
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊?)620Please respect copyright.PENANAL3PH439JA3
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇,連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。620Please respect copyright.PENANAAgXS1oTFaa
冇錯,喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。620Please respect copyright.PENANAHim9zZlZ3n
而家,我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…620Please respect copyright.PENANAgdqq1adkn1
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…620Please respect copyright.PENANA5MykI6Ygyu
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡,而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。620Please respect copyright.PENANAg3zsN6nmUD
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂,自怨自艾,自宮自瀆咁囉…620Please respect copyright.PENANAaak3SnGL7c
(唔好攪爛GAG,唔該。)620Please respect copyright.PENANAyagYNbZEht
咁都俾你發現添。620Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5Cnhd3Myn
好,即刻開始!620Please respect copyright.PENANAcWK1ZXvqJG
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…620Please respect copyright.PENANAQkhc5canM2
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…620Please respect copyright.PENANAR8YMwLgQsS
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…620Please respect copyright.PENANAXzFdno00Z2
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…620Please respect copyright.PENANAp8EUNTkF7E
力量係幾勁,但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。620Please respect copyright.PENANAEHVdyY6fr9
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」,攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。620Please respect copyright.PENANAktujyIAPmc
炸到周圍爛晒,大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…620Please respect copyright.PENANAXbfGCg5QIi
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…620Please respect copyright.PENANAqkJk4Q2iaL
喺呢個時候,一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…620Please respect copyright.PENANArwxOPfVk3p
公仔死咗,女友發火…620Please respect copyright.PENANAhMFdt978bx
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…620Please respect copyright.PENANAs2ehya08Tm
「鬼王」趴咗街…620Please respect copyright.PENANARWqoHutWJj
本來都已經奄奄一息…620Please respect copyright.PENANAiNmmIWT14m
可惜有條笨實,無端端行埋去送頭,我都唔知佢想點?620Please respect copyright.PENANA1sbbop9sOm
「鬼王」食咗佢之後,雙手就再次重生,諗住開拖啦,點知…620Please respect copyright.PENANArHqVy9mwmT
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒,仲係咁講自己D嘢…620Please respect copyright.PENANArtaw7IanDP
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢?620Please respect copyright.PENANAVqAkvUa9JD
最衰係個「死肥仔」,仲叫佢幫手,你睇吓,而家點呢?620Please respect copyright.PENANAjLb39uXYoM
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇!620Please respect copyright.PENANAkl302IliZW
好,呢一集正式開始!620Please respect copyright.PENANAN7csxfFpSq
(而家先開始?)620Please respect copyright.PENANAJHMNjj9ADE
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做,嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…620Please respect copyright.PENANAsLi05C5Gw4
好可惜,「東歪」話你快我都唔慢,佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…620Please respect copyright.PENANAwjf5rXKyj0
喺呢個時候,當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻,突然…620Please respect copyright.PENANAMI0xDEWtxM
「哈哈哈哈,我明喇,我明喇!」620Please respect copyright.PENANAxESdKgXvou
係「井上」先生啊!620Please respect copyright.PENANAnu3sw9sdVl
「傻佬明,你醒咗喇!」620Please respect copyright.PENANAlP67RlLWc0
「其實我一早醒咗,不過見有D肚餓,食住花生等啫…」620Please respect copyright.PENANAPjylZfmlsg
「死到臨頭,你呢個傻仔仲笑得出?」「鬼王」講。620Please respect copyright.PENANANvs7jooNFq
「我笑又關你事呀?」620Please respect copyright.PENANAjKFdGAjRqf
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇!」620Please respect copyright.PENANApwx5wSB1sD
「哈哈哈哈,係又點啊?夠膽就同我隻揪丫?」620Please respect copyright.PENANA4vRmOd2QAT
「又係激將法,你估我仲會信咩?」620Please respect copyright.PENANAIEyNuCgg4u
「冇錯,係激將法,咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫?」620Please respect copyright.PENANA4xsfLZc0Xh
「隻揪!?哈哈哈哈,睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」620Please respect copyright.PENANAjwpaY7b1SH
「唔好意思,打爆你條粉腸,我一個就夠喇!」620Please respect copyright.PENANAdnlQyiIXfX
「就憑你?」620Please respect copyright.PENANA7sLYfhpXii
「錯,係我手上嘅呢把劍!」620Please respect copyright.PENANADBgsxl4ElC
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…620Please respect copyright.PENANAsFgQm01yzM
「咩劍咁巴閉啊?」620Please respect copyright.PENANArscBdWjdZ6
「九陽草薙!」620Please respect copyright.PENANALQ92JJJHyW
「神劍之一噃,但係…哈哈哈哈,你條傻仔笑死我喇,「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦,你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀?」620Please respect copyright.PENANAinT3cSEfhd
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫?」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。620Please respect copyright.PENANAuzn7iilo5k
「哼,你估我又會驚你咩?我夠膽講,你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我!」620Please respect copyright.PENANADEdWhkMZnx
「你錯喇,可以揪贏你嘅人大把,喺你面前就有一個,就係我。」620Please respect copyright.PENANAgz6xatZI7Y
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信,我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。620Please respect copyright.PENANAALDxxwoLLv
唔通係拋浪頭?定係真係有咩秘密武器呢?620Please respect copyright.PENANAhKPdh1KIxO
「好,雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻,但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力,竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」620Please respect copyright.PENANAWwp0CTs9ce
「放心啦,邊個夠膽出手,我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。620Please respect copyright.PENANAxkVFQh1Qo2
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲,但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。620Please respect copyright.PENANAqDtK9OBQVK
「接招啦,癲仔!靈魂鬼步!」620Please respect copyright.PENANAEYMv1iNsH4
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前,但係…620Please respect copyright.PENANAHaq2osMUHS
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗,究竟發生咩事呢?我見到…620Please respect copyright.PENANAvTSEzqSmk2
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做,淨係合埋咗對眼,仲咁講︰—620Please respect copyright.PENANAHLfN4IfIL4
「我暈咗嘅時候,戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」,到我醒返之後,我發現咗一樣嘢,白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」620Please respect copyright.PENANA4eQEESnAPX
「哼,你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀?」620Please respect copyright.PENANA2oAvo1XypX
「你講得冇錯丫,我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」620Please respect copyright.PENANAhkJWxscucS
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」620Please respect copyright.PENANAlOOJJqoic2
「傻佬明,唔好亂嚟啊!」當時大家都咁叫。620Please respect copyright.PENANAahaLTmw42N
「大家可以放心,我冇亂嚟,講返頭先樣白痴嘢先,我發現嘅就係…四個字,熱,脹,冷,縮!」620Please respect copyright.PENANA4NsWCXbQA9
「熱脹冷縮!?」大家驚訝。620Please respect copyright.PENANAAnSlbxB8vP
「冇錯,就係因為熱力,令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」620Please respect copyright.PENANAms2zZU4AEI
「吓?咁白痴?」大家再驚訝。620Please respect copyright.PENANAKIoKm7f6Su
「就係咁白痴,而家…佢可以見大家喇,但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」620Please respect copyright.PENANAxhwenAp8ZE
「又點解啊?」大家問。620Please respect copyright.PENANAPN2ulg5e8Y
「唔好問,只要信,大家聽我講,先合埋眼,仲要搵手噤住對眼。」620Please respect copyright.PENANA2OMAHkRMOX
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢,而反叛嘅我,就冇聽佢講,繼續睇戲…620Please respect copyright.PENANAOGFYSUzyFq
「哼,我睇你都癲夠喇!就送你一程啦,天狗夢魘!」620Please respect copyright.PENANAjsoKfJtW6X
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟,再向「井上」先生飛埋去…620Please respect copyright.PENANAi8F984ecKE
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛?九陽草薙,出鞘!」620Please respect copyright.PENANA8B2LEGM0QO
佢一講完,一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟,620Please respect copyright.PENANAPVH3OR8zr1
「哇丫!」陰魂迅間被消滅。620Please respect copyright.PENANAHCbwh8FuI0
好在…620Please respect copyright.PENANA8lonG7xL5L
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫,唔係真係會盲嫁!因為…620Please respect copyright.PENANAdIeQwZHZCg
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光,真係好燦眼啊!620Please respect copyright.PENANAGNiCQND4Ng
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦!620Please respect copyright.PENANA50YQsh2dU5
「點啊?鬼王,覺得點啊?」620Please respect copyright.PENANAxNv3D8d0dy
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。620Please respect copyright.PENANAc6s5QQ9upg
「丫丫丫,你…哼,即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊?你咪一樣要合埋眼,你點樣可以殺得到我啊?」620Please respect copyright.PENANAJZPIsNbBDK
「兩個字,我有你冇嘅…心眼!」620Please respect copyright.PENANAwaiu3WPsmf
「咩話?咩係心眼啊?」620Please respect copyright.PENANA0Kn5kXoqO6
「唔需要用肉眼,合埋眼都知你喺邊,夠唔夠屈機?」620Please respect copyright.PENANAfTZBX8oF6t
「冇可能!」620Please respect copyright.PENANAVaQSUyrqPV
「論力量的確冇得同你比,但係論諗頭,香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊!」620Please respect copyright.PENANAPw5TiINayA
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…620Please respect copyright.PENANA4vkd9keZID
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到,但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…620Please respect copyright.PENANAQrTiTaC0SI
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇,就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…620Please respect copyright.PENANAo1Tx9VbAS1
最後一吓…(插~!)620Please respect copyright.PENANAHz9mcdHQmF
插中喇!「鬼王」倒地…620Please respect copyright.PENANAlbkdK3hoJQ
………620Please respect copyright.PENANAt7DuUJ7rGi
但係…620Please respect copyright.PENANAaZqnoQmGtd
「哈哈哈哈,好在,你有張良計,我有過牆梯啫。」620Please respect copyright.PENANAjoZoTqealy
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…620Please respect copyright.PENANA9UFgmHsbZX
「你分幾多都一樣,只會一直俾我拮到你死為止!」620Please respect copyright.PENANAbt5D4V7aCA
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…620Please respect copyright.PENANAYDNtkobVzF
「鬼風!靈魂鬼步!鬼風!靈魂鬼步!」620Please respect copyright.PENANACxVRZk9niN
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢,只有一直閃避,但係…620Please respect copyright.PENANAMgtFGSC0vS
突然…620Please respect copyright.PENANAYuP1AQrjsM
(嚓~!) 一聲…620Please respect copyright.PENANAWEBCRwq4yM
咩事啊?620Please respect copyright.PENANA8GdZHWiyNt
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇,你好明顯已經輸咗!」620Please respect copyright.PENANAZgco1xybjN
大家都想知發生咩事,但係又唔敢開眼,直至…620Please respect copyright.PENANAtAArT5o0KG
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。620Please respect copyright.PENANA9Q4UX2yG5C
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。620Please respect copyright.PENANAK5EXpb1OXM
(待續)620Please respect copyright.PENANAWZvIY9ruVY
下集預告︰620Please respect copyright.PENANAqI26cAv62M
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~620Please respect copyright.PENANA1sdedZ3DHU
註解︰620Please respect copyright.PENANASCazqc0LAg
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音,本來係—笨染!620Please respect copyright.PENANAAFKHr2xb0B
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語,即係送死。620Please respect copyright.PENANAIVvDqYW7sb
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢,扮晒嘢。620Please respect copyright.PENANAfkXZ4cS0l8