第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5J9lHYT5Uz
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOuaPYtZEj
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2QLjk7m9M
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG8giEratz
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrchTF8S4kJ
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDuwW9Kp57
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtFL10mFfv
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6i4PzeSTU
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriwEKaLo2p
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX1ydyrQfR
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZduxD4P0F
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ExyZWaGVa
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAAfO8eLIs
咁都俾你發現添。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX1otVu0R4
好，即刻開始！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5YMAJobbm
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqeXwe3JIG
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUjSAOuI5y
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog8T9bkTKf
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIa6xcMVgl
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtFPYwjL2t
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBsRyD8s4E
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ6iUAy1Eu
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN05nIoVOhm
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShPssLPQ49
公仔死咗，女友發火…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshw8jlnTYH
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVc24yh708y
「鬼王」趴咗街…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkquArIwJR
本來都已經奄奄一息…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVkWuxoLr6
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF465XrMN1
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDX9Fe9Glo
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuHZ4rZiAh
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgUOcXabwT
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnJyP19dfQ
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGfCY4HcwQ
好，呢一集正式開始！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt020Adk1KG
(而家先開始？)863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmGngUS3qs
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSu40ZxzDQu
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Upi2f5Lv4
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiCNThAzEE
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45KgDOtUcN
係「井上」先生啊！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyP9aV9KqY
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtLeKOzHla
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUClRhSTtPx
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0a35Shst56
「我笑又關你事呀？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZntAd6ZNSR
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9Wow99RoZ
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTHPBPZlAi
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSs2oQsiJVN
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatA8nvyFZe
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIWE11WFqp
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhd4Qq7wWo
「就憑你？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmRTkdlzMq
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCKZFXnVSj
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRGybAm37h
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKEqJnUujv
「九陽草薙！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNFHh5tTRp
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB87nV6kLSy
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToJtWle63N
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhUbYjtYj7
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNCobkB293
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7yx0kAejf
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDdgZPwkei
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6imh2UHfl
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWveWyrVHy
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpyW8x7fac
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmnvzUDNu8
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKb0Z9L9sA
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMsYoTzPlw
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJshwnKUaQo
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDltyaikDVb
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgF7t4IMED
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m8tXsTUlJ
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPIkPInBRm
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7f8dHxxCL
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmiAtBIsJe
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYbvzfy7Jb
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii85geMgdH
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCg6t8H28la
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3hJ3eLuRz
「又點解啊？」大家問。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kiRWn1PJ8
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5wibt4TxW
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCpJvTCB4T
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVzEYdeKaE
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBPiaBbE4s
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOwS35NsAi
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ164d6QN812
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWovQcKRv53
好在…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyl5bhXEqZ
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhSrmFveTU
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFkk4ceDn4
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoaSVpc8m9
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUkZ6fivjB
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFR2WAN8hf
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwwqHzvk6z
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzbdIdpIO7
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAT7RutRNrF
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrQQTKIiM0
「冇可能！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvny8PP3T2
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenmN7w2XAY
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIsTnnzqAb
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ufPTEepXd
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDcz5JStjW
最後一吓…(插~！)863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1oWwZgtKd
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPacWMrqVcB
………863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsR1xa0JooS
但係…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnwSrFzipx
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ERBY856jD
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYO6ryEGsJ
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MnM1XJW8Y
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0lh1po3VI
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomXagykJ3j
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8K42E8oSx
突然…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KcpRsjbhX
(嚓~！) 一聲…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IG2Vftyy4
咩事啊？863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4EqEHSs7l
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZbOGLWN0O
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KwriW0Ieg
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0Obe3QoEv
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOc5Ms3ey0
(待續)863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUpagTXHg6
下集預告︰863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jYR5zkceS
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfz6tEIG9K
註解︰863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzruJ0HRSq
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupxrIH8ffQ
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVqJpsd6OJ
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。863Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OKJRUrq7c
