第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvlHbvLuzR
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQR00dGZr4
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7NDJX5PkM
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkKAqTtOXt
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxClKTvyKt
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1f4M1WJHD
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLCeLC6Txg
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARvU187Jid
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE4QL98NVr
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZB3tX8o92
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPLeWBtyAY
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdvh11orRa
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsoDBRarsD
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGSJU1gvPE
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tsq4AJOIT
究竟佢憑咩呢？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgbDznsEt7
「九陽草薙！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmQKa3Ymmf
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3DfmvlaaA
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNvjZaHQN8
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpeCwp2qTg
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnXdsyqELM
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7xzDsHUvB
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHQ45UHAUI
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkWBrWOuKb
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYmC50LBMh
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IwmVxy2gz
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCQwEMwGmW
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A2MLYFJiN
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGui5OlTg1
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqShVfsOS6
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjj2amEhGOu
「…心眼！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcovUDLfeN
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y2JfwzVtw
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiMJdXUo3f
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaQEEWbBZ4
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD123iCW8ad
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ko8NGs4EU
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQZQCRGuqp
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5AXWDWrRd
「嚓」一聲…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjXsUwSvFY
之後…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIKfc3kyYG
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtz4MquzHaq
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2z2oB8TGSq
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMyKvRL8wa
原來…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDWLtycfNW
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbgiAfHZ0N
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn8hIiaqWt
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMoaCmGS5R
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGk5hKtlNR
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYu97j3BsjE
我轉身望過去，發覺…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi01aENHrDX
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XfKLfwDqe
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXJljQfjvB
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBwyo22aIT
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUScvKuKNW
「你想救我呀？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtf3hxpHWgL
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhH8jndCei
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7fIcU1wpN
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ141tJloHmh
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfomYAAGuqr
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ033Sqj3e5E
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcajYTgo4U
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF3O2pUrGw
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6g2MyGZXG
一手將佢個口噤住…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFC6zSqGal
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqV5vevSMQ6
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PRLAF8Pa1
「大袋魔」左手一撥…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEU4JhXOt0E
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBEOU32YrH
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsChFqedaZs
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUomZO93i5S
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucP5Zi9ZlH
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelF5LjgqmZ
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1OMHBlzs4
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAdZOkzekw
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc503VK3gE7
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy9VmzYBv8
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFvivOHrsJ
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2buhIioLZ
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHBg4WKUnS
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5qv43SgJu
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDC0azIK7O
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF4Adbk7Ou
「你講多次！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmog3eO9mQ
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrE2oxK2I2
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtat0v0I0d
亦都唔敢再問…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0NVwXhva1
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrqHYTSTdz
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkopPqe0gAB
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHIHaM0DDZ
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPQdwBJpJ9
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2ATdbg11I
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBDCsHuR76
「咩意思啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD6q2r9bnf
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6KqUGgOpj
「咩七七八八啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoz0sQZLSy
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq3XUMdo2R
「佔據咗會點嫁？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiFIHhjd9H
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFqjZyN2ER
「咩話？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfNDykYa0B
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlvnz5q6Ht
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qrZsLKPBf
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwllj5l5HRv
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr4XdcSCI7
「大家埋嚟…」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8Cm7zsJMb
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSt3evE5bb
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dfDdPGutx
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVqpb4xOax
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCesoPTmFt
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUy36GOvlJ
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t4BJxW51t
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uBjkC87eb
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ffjC11Nh9
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPBGnmSZ61
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVEoOMwWXE
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQxyVH8RKR
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaG9I7ddzD
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWMtlC6z6g
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsS5tQiiAU7
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRTtGUwyhT
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwozS5dUzCf
「雞妖隻手。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEi3nEilEx
「雞妖？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn9Mn572zS
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKSGm7zx0H
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30DivyUppO
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAloQGhCH0c
「咁請邊個啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq7yrvZjMI
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dFDyLdEpv
(待續)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiVvV6DwLL
下集預告︰818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnRuA0Uu1P
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwS4cvpLXF
註解︰818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMrMtuSw2h
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITa5ipm8z0
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi49rjkZW4O
(3) 陰公豬 — 唔知點解要加個豬字，應該純粹懶可愛，陰公意思有D似慘啊，淒涼啊咁囉，通常唔忍心咁睇到人哋慘況就會講︰「陰公囉！」。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuR855BE7Y
(4) 悟空﹑悟飯 — 本來唔想介紹，因為有《龍珠-改》，不過呢度提吓啦，日本動漫《龍珠》主角悟空係用左中國《西遊記》一D事物創作嘅，當中主角就係用咗齊天大聖孫悟空個名，至於悟飯就係佢個仔，舊版細個個陣好型好正好勁，而家唔知改成點嚧。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0itDvLfOkO
