第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqAShi1VUe
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC4HEqkCYr
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H2ag3ivFP
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhQEUgW5EE
係咪應該遲D先做啊？613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM2Oclq9C2
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn3bhcugLM
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsJRX7Fs0b
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfJz6tfkl3
我自己講返好過…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisJJn9kdx5
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW57g0RmODq
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgxa62AFyd
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31spb40huc
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfxLWCSjdd
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh399JCiRa
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12m2c2IrrX
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWVVohWrZD
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckgO2pFRXy
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5GW9vwD5x
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn53Qq15qk
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQmVBgmKke
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFrQByx1wZ
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO50aVzjFO
「咁請邊個啊？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb2rylfizB
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXpcG2HYCU
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB0hNcJJZe
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHc1TLzhHT
「仲有兩隻？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjo5UinZHf
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboFi8gemKe
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkirBaYXoN
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqL5GtdF3wf
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoajBbs7VM
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkr7RcvNBa4
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BR38YihTO
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDRsNRxQuX
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtllXXNoB2Q
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rQ2uEKAxK
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSbJQ2D3YF
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ntNtSVfFC
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBKzvpDU1a
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzEEcVxMoZ
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWkL6DB1tS
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzjjYb1epe
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzYbU0AKIe
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4Q2BaGUmg
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgJTWHbLad
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20OAZEcOWZ
「雷電交加！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw9L8L9RhN
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSKQNzxbYb
「風牆！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bsujwxNrO
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlSeFWwu9b
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rJXMpXgvK
「漫天飛雨刀！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUDGJYNXQf
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHCBd8BLvZ
「電光霹靂！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QppszjHGx
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡao0iCOIa5p
「疾風快刀！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2Lg0OfIzP
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZcGS7y6b1
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtTh35BPUg
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTrx2Syr45
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoCBdDWDBi
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdmbXzIZ4u
點知…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMrtWUloF2
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4pqeXTgDe
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJialpXA5JI
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUKSym90RY
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlo09bVZC1X
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8ZQxJuePC
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGARmuGattz
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1myR0aXEQl
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryBe6h5czs
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9CCW5ozef
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLazsCyBTE
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XlkpH82NN
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l14qU0QvE
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgapGSb9wRB
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQOvDkTuud
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBcpjKbnOY
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw0ksIwF7A
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXPQ13dwu7
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTre3oMV20p
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVwaM6Ro3U
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQbJaDOYN1
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9Ip3Os9PI
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0G2VxG8X5
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAbUhSySQq
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhovc5TXSI
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovbkcXiMSq
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DdJAB1ORR
「哦！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtFZfDqqeb
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvlumXkvdG
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9ObmuLXAn
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTd0VtGiWt
(嘟嘟 ~)613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNv4gWYhRu
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKlhXlTCEr
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzDuQetkr2
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0NiAqq9Xj
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprNPio74bc
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPtGUaVipU
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L3pe4mCF3
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEQv8UGDMI
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpE03VtHPd
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jFHxF5Lkb
「係噃，試吓先。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnP21rCLGW
(嘟嘟 ~)613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmGJBVYvzG
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenU0P1AfLI
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1qBXWvxGX
「有冇預約？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjSFyTY1Td
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7U8g2Xzn6
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBFfv2PYoV
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolVkrKQiSL
「車，用張飛啦。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE5C1YxjgJ
「張飛？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7E99doHiD
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSDXeizYB2
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcd2hNfefx
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGjjeNYUMg
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCktkXumut
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P6jUkZHG4
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13ShxdQPyc
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1UCwyMbhk
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ITPxVFPLN
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R2yj4RsFm
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbJVvfFtYZ
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3qsNGzICx
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb05FUSjMHF
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUTcsjiFnM
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFCOYH8VO1
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedwulgQL8G
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz234knh7s
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vLcG3zyb8
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWoqs1TxO7
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunhHunvxIw
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFa7X40V2P
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMxeOpQ7dK
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDMg2fl4QE
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU1qH8ssej
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMmKzdJ7HN
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxfE0ouUpp
「咪住！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtB99Y2t9it
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