第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGguSYEdKWK
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyioIDzjnT
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCc5322xNi
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAbXnQpXD8
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG0focGUex
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NLejFZaPj
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0U0RLurBp
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LLusFt8Gz
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMqYCIlivy
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2i5FlJESr
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsjdfgEYTu
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqBs7Chr5z
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYT2ceSCbdm
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiEi4bcfuW
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbmcCuwYBJ
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYLGIIAHDG
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGXEyfYk16
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsFNs4vnwQ
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO0wft1O5K
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9kRI7UXc2
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86Iakhu9GP
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOdRZhyGfE
「你又識咩？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwng00PChS3
「唔識。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45C3MvdErc
「哈哈哈！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm29RRcIlkD
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPfQCbljNu
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw8lMuYdh5
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7FPuMT86O
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MvNajBy2J
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47iox6jJEf
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV65tfB6Ezq
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOJxGb35nK
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJVwdhu28C
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKKGAXGybZ
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvZ9jpbUEi
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVti4b9ZOfS
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb2wuKD2NI
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAomTUzE0ut
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK4LIhy6qq
「阿公！？阿公！？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GFm0Nxmav
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGb12Fhpy9B
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXxYMLhbZF
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7hKT5nJ7T
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V5aMuKH2F
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUO86qxdjz
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetxPThP4OO
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPllHsGiCqi
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJuaiyhn6s
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aeg9HCZX7
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUdxXTAEEg
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMatNOJxQ6J
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkovJ2eWZiv
「哇丫！哇丫！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeygsAAI5mL
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUkP19w9He
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EKJBvVp0p
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7QrRLRKUc
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQfMXTBjFQ
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr93ZsT65Go
場面怪異中帶D寒意…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPmRF3lOUw
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkyJxeHOwg
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJVt4imnOQ
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jYhfi7gv8
「停止呼吸！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXsT56U9fp
「扮同類啦！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbOcX3phdI
「仲講，走啦！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoGQI7AD0E
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLQ2LfdQrR
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH7e2NvqMV
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo66qbUySFp
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z0U1Ttzuk
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBg8DJVl5V
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuTRx74Xyt
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5rn2TjxF1
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmEAYCLtwP
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0I1pY8Y2j
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYy53drQ5W
(呯嘭~！)912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HzJrw7qG7
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwBpfDrTX9
我頂！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTYtav8BHJ
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZxKVld84M
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LrHPv586N
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWXx9Nytra
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnc9qaVUyk
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrtc4YP4RS
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpPZ3jOaNJ
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedS2JOSsv2
「鳳凰擺架！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ggCm839D8
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElHJABgLuV
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIh58mOJuUd
「大波翻雲破！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy20EpXAOP
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWttM71g2QJ
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwKXxZjHrU
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfSSk7tHTN
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8YEOlIktn
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nxxWTpEyI
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DKvrPRFJC
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFF77b5Abr
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4E5CfviWt
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVHZCQowy6
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kzXCfYWuC
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZFMx9wtaw
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJM5xKT2Dw
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83GgsBjY7R
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAVgE6Zjdx
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfJGibu2k6
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03ogiskwqT
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCJ9mPUDYv
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoCBjQI3P5
「判官？」我問。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFwmLSLf3F
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxdWx5n9YH
(待續)912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1VfrdbNGz
下集預告︰912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBMf8V8LTN
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5ug8rhZv8
