第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbOHOZ96tT
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxWwSO3Qpb
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMKhGG7EIh
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0leQXHuic3
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EFMCh2WZS
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmbBJY46U2
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEIdwWbqLJ
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzQzyEJYeX
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY1TL16frW
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpsQXcAlIM
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLvz2TTJvI
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLF64xaQv6
「結好網喇！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqediaQB7Lq
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68PBsF28Yd
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9YORQhDKL
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEAxnvP51e
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHii6Ijq7V
我好似講到係好自然咁添。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTPw6KgR7l
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4oYF5e2vP
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfnilpmIbn
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6l6UjJryb
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFM9okLC9M
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimOIlkr0XN
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtJPom6mTx
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtA1nDMdYfR
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tw6LhjfwC
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oElWqfJC3
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qaMStTrgY
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdKUiklV9z
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScqnpKmoEo
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhIZbSXMlG
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ691BsSPT0N
我真係有D擔心。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbhIZ3OovG
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBmliGSahw
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizJNpyAhOk
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yXTF2JDz3
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4tVpmHKbL
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuQOuE34a5
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjIvxg0WDl
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOXrYODaar
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsg4SrvaxK
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqv96hu8EQ
「好，我試吓啦。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpODIMTWiIE
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcYuUwwR2e
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87Hnrka9te
「你啊！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVayFOSfJ2M
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocaI39rTaw
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQB1GciVoE
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKPwHkVnxl
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqalTriTz6c
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAux8KWgWJR
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNXf9FoiW9
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPpKs3rnFy
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw93y2SYOW
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhvgM9BTi3
「分工！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ji5HwbWEt
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTQYN7YmQp
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVIG3U9VP5
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgCAq2RO5c
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS4m2uBwP2
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOhS1pFEKg
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEl215vqda
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsUxFyDVb6
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1rMckiWE9
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe6bTMisZ5
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkk2zpksN5
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54SfBtIaIw
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YvHjSAqM4
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuLZL6qRLB
好！到我！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3f5ELDu5G
(吼~！)「居居」變身！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowSr0fipKf
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSmn38nKRs
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl7pdaD9Kx
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKFyXIf53s
「居居，衝啊！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQygI6lb5kG
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwQZEIDEk3
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKXesnyCYW
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTQfMZTq03
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxjLD3i8k2
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDv0GyW4xb
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6W3INWYvw0
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJso6st0qc
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcMsyuanWg
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspNt9iKaRu
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aaCDz5C6U
直接跳上嚟追打我…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFZC9HLj20
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsVPq7udFA
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgRnPhpYrW
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9Q2pVjjtF
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYH1ciBWr4
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5SedtHejN
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGst4LkGYv
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryfI71pEgZ
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCMJAzXt1j
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOHQfQA7rj
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0UfpTf1cf
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJQebt1qu4
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSb9cN4n1t
「冇咗條棍啊！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooITXyWk9y
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPok1adD9W2
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYZ0oBQoFp
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYefzIElgNj
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUzcGOsRmy
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvy1h2CA4Y
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDzuBEar5Y
(吱依~~~！)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJxthQ2KOx
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsNfeeNuLO
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0867GnmG5x
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqhlmANrMY
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjEVjt1Bgl
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGTqvnz9V1
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQiilHq0pL
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw41GXVlMrs
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6Bg1692ql
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6WCveToUI
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9cfACgGGT
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwQeaTno9N
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5gplkFbtg
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7GOEhqLyz
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「丫~！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwizFoidkF8
咦，欣欣把聲啊！乜事呢？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvb8aGxG2ja
(待續)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvprYxHlEbE
下集預告︰895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYzrUd5jyL
佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbxNd9QzG3
註腳︰呢集比較多廣東話術語，所以我解吓我意思啦︰895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0aK3FDnEX
(1) 亂晒龍—形容情況混亂。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YKhdYkbXO
(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrXuVZ76xH
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(5) 均勻—呢個唔知係咪廣東話術語，不過呢度意思係形容女仔身材有一定比例，有尚好嘅意思。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55WE8o1mEh
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