第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RMw0HFjzM
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5kf99D2W4
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4F3xrzP6X
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsik5NXULNV
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpKducaMtN
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5COZZ4dTJ0
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S2Xz3Zk0a
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq4N9UzRaR
但係原來…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ280bL6Rtqc
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65ZFrXv9eq
不過…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8tmeI15Ww
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOfE2mhhsY
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HetYVZwE2
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxFncDyLo5
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnLp6aHL8p
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiXRu8r0He
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZuV1v93Qi
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KyQPyJHoP
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49JceSeKkv
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DG6FHjoKT
「毒河水炮！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcbubnyz4p
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbwNUE48W7
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP50DHeoBU
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDUN1INPYa
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh20BB42ymd
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8h7FewxU5
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2suAE9D9d6
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8siKtMtHaZ
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1OOBpxAHR
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfNdA2vLIr
「衰仔，重色輕我。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vhuttR6Ao
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xw4NfJVbv
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPzwI25hJC
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHGlaKCvFb
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgLjfO7ht4
總算頂得住…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyA1ni5TcCR
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoVvR662EH
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBRgeeajbl
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfwxGbkRhe
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH1TW58wdG
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy9heCt4r3
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Oq0hla5BM
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxFvqmlOnh
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzgtvJwTUx
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQJAusu4B4
「冥河鬼爪~！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3y4C9w7kg
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1hkenMrY8
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnb2APbVrGo
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ej90cDxk9
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJOVDaxJYt
之後佢雙手合拾…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WTHljeINU
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFulE5d7XTZ
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqC6uH43Kg
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmR49B0AMDO
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUlanSq5EX
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G3hSqIknP
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「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQwyiORe5N
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97qkEkuzPl
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEr3SLR2RJK
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXg77RnYiN
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rhaEGrktg
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeisoXVkFtI
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftfQqyVoTw
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZpecJqTnx
攪到呢招成個食物咁。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1FDQavM8r
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BzdanX401
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPPpJuO6dr
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh179c3D7w
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtkMtNQIQ4
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugMVJ6rim2
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWn7zuXTf7K
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYWhi9c7NV
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80prR7f1dr
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Dm6JkEXSF
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKd4lwfhgY
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6o7XwKOat
「好！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemVNcrbni0
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGbZwlN2u8
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXTUXui2ny
我想回應佢，但係突然…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx4RIQy55y
「哇~丫~！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwh7JyjkLQ
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfI129xg3F
吞咗「春麗」！？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhcRJsda2p
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsFOkUpBge
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfgjn3J539
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0TmRMp1oG
…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafybD4J3n8
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIyN9oybnm
「哇~丫~！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhKL8qgBf2
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtlHDL8ihG
嚇到跌咗入井…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcYT0QLZRd
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaHnGQXnJd
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGukIqXRzuv
(噗~！)674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV74jR0jwv7
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ220UuXY2N6
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9yi2nt3dG
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvT44aB6J57
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS4ohL4D9r
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmjmzHJiZV
過咗一陣…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vBKnmyb0H
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjgbUjoG1K
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDqaftSM3r
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRzy4bl4y3
我真係俾佢激到想死！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTgSGaDqME
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyjL5Rza6E
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEmvMXnI5H
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ046LS1jw
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvhzusbpwn
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzChxbcMFEf
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WqpU4Vxcw
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuMKD0l8dy
我連繩頭都見唔到。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Bkexr46Tw
「駁！長！D！啦！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IOA0aJc7a
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhLBf9dt36
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4tLQWruKX
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHmOlDfekk
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSVLl8kNbt
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrAnAxvXTk
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhePTBcDroy
「你踩完未啊？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHssBmecEY
我…踩完未？唔通…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkknSJY66J
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrRrNoZwt2
(待續)674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFVypeoI0k
下集預告︰674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo4mH6kdBz
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvSdxJeakZ
註解︰674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqJenPNbBy
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfn0wd8J8p
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgP1hGoajFq
