第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBMy2FBQZ2
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQL3mpqwhI
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLnDrzHcJh
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4ii4GZJTL
(又話追？！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS925dvYbc1
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUz9ACVirm
(咁你快D啦！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQdcuOOHT4
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHq0miBTvw
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCF0Tv6XZD7
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnV2mpJDUxv
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguhBcNPp1E
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjiNB0kW1x
如果係，我肯定…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmbl4in6Ut
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhk8EICD6Oe
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4jGdYnjfZ
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjlUi4JB7Q
咦，後面有堆字噃！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5m64wyrfW
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5ZdeIjgtr
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSfsv4JedY
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz6HPLj8AB
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbX7beKNdz
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzni7uvQkz
唉，阿公真係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcLETEXN6a
咁我即係唔使學啦！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNJ3fqJGaB
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE5hHMv4TX
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7FUAHE0B8
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E2q6y64R5
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0kfLZUtbE
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWdDTDg7SN
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg4c9ykO38
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjoPY7ZNTB
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVcOy4MOTN
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc1bpiQegl
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaWQSrWvph
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKitKsMm0sY
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJdnIORVMn
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYEb6X1VxN
………746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsMIIJeNUP
返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWhdxLiL2l
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKN1XuQRgb
………746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiGqPu1QAy
入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPymM1xHGJ
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRrNF1IHJQ
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx43IdEwvR
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpExcG0AqC
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp61LNR1kwe
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljSzghQOkV
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsXX6JTDH0
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0M1mTOCo1
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gNRT5NZ7S
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs43hjXcBMY
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmc82FR0RY
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM22ew39L6A
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5pSpq3pXg
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxFNRCfT1P
「校長佢點啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8fO0mLiH4
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WlhbkziOW
「咁就好喇！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqoPZ11wSk
(…)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLZIj6ujmF
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTU8WBZI2i
之後，我行返前去最前面…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlb9befRcVM
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJ5xBybcY6
「咁贏咗呢？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7ioKoPRTG
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJJgvtBDCt
佢真係乞人憎到呢…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw0o97L2Tj
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6l9rhqlpaC
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYfJ3T3zqw
「九字護身法，收！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PeyUsFiXT
「天馬行空！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5UgTrYbMO
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfd6rSrUxy
「救命啊！救命啊！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBV29F75sS
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2p2hKWaoN
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCVHWeMCiz
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviYK0NyEpF
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpRKPyeDMu
好在，佢都識做…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1f4GOFJnT
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0vFmaxYJb
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkeMIoUPKU
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhWgGTKudq
好啊！好啊！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJyDBc9D14
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomJ9mqyGWH
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaGwVZSQ8p
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPphWwUDpc1
………746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dL3Ku1oPj
(咇~~~！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡestuOy7imM
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WKjjRomA5
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshWhCTcZTu
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeL8W5Pdxr
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvEZVWB4OT
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQbdCk2MNf
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XJQZ5WbKX
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzoyObdEUB
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCpvLtZvXm
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5AcmDXfW3
………746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZJFVQIq7E
突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspgQvPHO68
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYFppvFzYu
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBDeLk5ZN5
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qzVwQnnVv
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2jiCuDvzm
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Se2U9bdFg
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4u4BixLSu
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7L9UMNPMT
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLEcOZ3lK4
「傻佬明，波啊！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrn0AbVrjol
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sdyWORmM3
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqr71M1zxJ
「七旋斬！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvt4Dyl3bM2
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLIsrlYuWV
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSm3dUvquH
「阿狗！接波！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0bWleZxNW
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwKXXhOWo4
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KNadTSKHy
「百米九秒九！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBJdRLVdh4
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCdvy5oUAX
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuEC70vOPG
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eMPskWpfr
(咇~~~！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNsvrY9fLo
YEAH，入咗喇！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtKQekXsS9
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOLrzOOL2o
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Pgc7Hj6ht
「越位。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlUpd2FTbv
「越位？！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9wjIRnbEU
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixqoTE5xFB
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCvo5WmhtY
場面一片混亂…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkmWmKnwxK
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQoqPuWFD0
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WzPLNLzwW
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpZGAEGNDd
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweV5UcdtFv
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CgaqTPb3p
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVi6b7rvnGu
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jntyFQKNB
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfn39PzBLo
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Huy0gtBmr
(嘭~！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2rV4tsqBE
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApp16s1uUO
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlYVeMqKv2
個波仲…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVtXZKDuwW
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtbf7oUpmt
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