第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnxV5Nwaft
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIvM15VxQj
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuyswkNSsW
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiw7tuTJej4
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrSXR0y73A
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxOwCfAn7B
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYZ6msM5BJ
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgX3XkdCCD
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB36HHLvj0y
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUSj42biqT
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioXB3kdX85
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxLZih1RTT
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tewo0BpdC
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamyEXLTs1B
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM3FVmKb5S
究竟佢憑咩呢？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCevP7L6Ia1
「九陽草薙！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLqxsI87EG
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Hg37SdiKn
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSLzOOBErd
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTkgK4IaGB
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRSzjYVfjZ
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfZXVRN8FL
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaav45DgkKV
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvFaNMtEkC
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJXESl5qcC
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNKz8tA79z
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aSy1Uz43X
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ2IWdWYIp
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTqo9bPqlE
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M6RjmgpOp
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eHtQsVDkl
「…心眼！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQxf329ENt
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ528BRJDqXO
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUQANl446J
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesHMxh13cL
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF3N5ZJ8z9
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrzbYI3ojS
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCC2H1ZpDE
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cND0aIER8
「嚓」一聲…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAsHN9Igof
之後…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIx9uccs7W
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjX6s3BitS
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFCU3C2ti4
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdSUS8aksm
原來…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz8XNJRXsV
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKgvTaNwoB
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdKtHHn5ZI
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpyWxkh5FP
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbwEBrjsv5
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlru8oabMA
我轉身望過去，發覺…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oxntXo8wQ
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YRwW5pgcH
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpm46OjZLX
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswFUEGI7dt
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXDt0qyQyR
「你想救我呀？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCguiyxn4q1
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIuwtYri0C
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF94kf6ZYe3
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11vQpbxmik
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pHcyZ2oc5
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVKzT3DdL4
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfGgyduGVr
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMkiZ1ufW0
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLQ8hsBRjd
一手將佢個口噤住…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZZuj9ojtQ
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuh8x4YwEC
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp9vjOXjM6
「大袋魔」左手一撥…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXm4V1ZzBG
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihzDLC3Eoj
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwqjnXr4wk
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfBmvvuK4K
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6ZWlvcQCZ
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwF3sew8wI
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHCIS7W0iB
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm1bXPgFm6
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTTAexk0EK
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8N8fbago55
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYygRscUWNG
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIGz0lWH7a
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTND82Ai0a
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOVYcsxzbC
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaV5aQO0fz
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf1qXYwt0A
「你講多次！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5Cvya7IIo
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKhofZrNOD
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALXyEnan6f
亦都唔敢再問…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGXRULM6dp
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyiFQNXdpi
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqfc6ND8Nu
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDqp1HvKqe
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6b0MoczY8
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXtTtey7nm
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqPvdniM70
「咩意思啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCdqbTQuF0
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnjwdKtNuw
「咩七七八八啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvhtwdBgHG
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8U8H4Eoa8C
「佔據咗會點嫁？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y31hcAdWX
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMZsZj1TcK
「咩話？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9mLMuA4ar
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk047Qqn5h
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN3ef4tISj
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxuBz9MUUi
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurRaDLOHEc
「大家埋嚟…」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt60PZKXJWs
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOMSoiPeBW
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVmWHCfjxP
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEr0dAVKwD
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TBg7M4hFg
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7M5mb3jaSq
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8r9d7pfzW
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B7OUX15aS
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIutfSp5RR
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21XIXEqmJ1
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXMtplvIFB
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoEUMCbGqr
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TMUE1grPF
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxb7GZcp5o
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwomlWcSXod
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KPSOmiqY1
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p0HtWPwYz
「雞妖隻手。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sYCtIG8BV
「雞妖？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRcmi1lxfB
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW7gm9uhxo
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEw5tB0bmw
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrwLFRajjs
「咁請邊個啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglF4xNN3YS
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4EE4Q1UP8
(待續)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYjpCoXsqh
下集預告︰823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBu8sgDvvS
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiyjwXoe4g
註解︰823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw7bAu4jJi
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2hBgNwN5t
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97LWsIYIQB
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