第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6E63xYS55t
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcVkcD1kkM
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8XOC7ANoV
我嘅上一集…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Nt5S414ig
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMCtQIhIcD
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUiUM3LTsz
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ET3Mc2up4
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm1sgJuAjF
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOP0hmAHNdc
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj9ifPdm3a
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvI8McWo1U
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZULNjwISV
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNW8RXESay
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvm7LyKilv
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkpN4toAy7
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjWcZonaxA
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppP9893ZC0
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmhnIE9hgn
「咪住！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt54ZZ803m
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBoGKYJ3Uy
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOv4e4RZml
「咩話？二郎神？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUVvB9twGk
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYo17ukncS
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60DHtCPuQJ
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM6NIzlfgg
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zt3RLu8GY
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMQM5SIOO0
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9DyAek2hU
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNKj9noVJI
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeokkXGrLW
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNZGq4ZKhg
我無奈到唔想講嘢…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwyO5opdO8
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHJyFipS1B
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJp8InTNzD
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QKEsPOvo5
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwLidXFHe7
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvJjADIZ2c
「…歌聲魅影！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlPOS3e5DS
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya4se8Cr9c
好在唔使佢出手咋。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡII3mL0mzyJ
「…動感十字死光！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ3OgBxCmw
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ihO9BQmiN
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBlm4whiaX
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZmGUy8bl8
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIkd6hgz47
「咁正常對決啦…」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO0360NM99
…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVtXlg36My
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0HQKGFDx6
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhk2ew37c3
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcdvpVU59E
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa1E4IgPXx
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQw4T2YnN7
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIzZm8cmzP
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHI9BiuhbM
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YnRnytq5m
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFbNexD22r
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fHKkLiS2o
…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCgNNeEECj
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZIJaHnWgl
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtszlde9GKN
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pFfFH79HY
幾秒過後，白雲散去…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyEdAir6iZ
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fsMRiM6Sm
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqfINRv7ZN
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7qhJaG5Zy
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8Mwg30lOM
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlxGLxYD2f
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnXgmoXhEu
將「二郎神」撞開…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSgyRjzylp
「哎吔！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3lmFfG4D8
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMewveMyq1
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgruTSTPsfD
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYC3AyCIDc
我就襯呢個時候…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMh1RwEpyf
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDHsTHN3bH
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDa1svdxD3B
「咁點算啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSiDs7Nxc9
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKkY68MAVX
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza9DCuUllT
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0xeydXos4
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cVGTwTdM1
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZVasmChO7
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3mPLjCIlJ
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixbodBUp8U
「邪影勾魂斬！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWBLhKxREq
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCbCeSkilb
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtunX7uofAK
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEg8pVXRq9J
「陰魂歸天！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq72xSgPruh
向上一斬…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIqF4UWUDx
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMob4saZ2eJ
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HnvykX86h
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGonFnw58w
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0rNWpM3R0
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMWH0eKlJM
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolufErxZ5s
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpy9quiL6DG
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTneNQqxOT
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkvnseCN70
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6zNjE2MYV
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1AeDQUYml
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5QU4jHpgH
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbAOlAVHXO
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf65Fv5DhII
「冇錯！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6hBgpT2Qt
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmCso3tLS4
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZSX1ktkao
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgxvF89SR8
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6JvmnXQ6h
刀光劍影之快…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATzTth1uS5
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyjLqNV8Xk
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEkqs0Ca71
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7Osa2WOO7
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZNrrFnHQn
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMc8Xe3EUo
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXl1FwWlq2M
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjTsC0SxVa
打咗幾百個合。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUELNxaxc3g
之後突然…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVI5tXqVVi
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfc7DHNNKW
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSYb9ppGed
「係PAKKA啊！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9Zf5mIYqs
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAG5bzQcHV
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdgeQTVhMf
(待續)788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQQbEBaLPA
下集預告︰788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAShJBflLz
河仙？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoNIkpEfZZ
註解︰788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeWrEWgMoc
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitWxMgkkMh
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUHVQr3H0M
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsWvJXA7Rh
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCdmSTgdI0
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbT3i25530
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk8jW8639j
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgromqSOiE
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