我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAda2F3qlE
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3B5X1VijE
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfrUwoz33Z
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX66mO269g
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8Oh76ylds
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUxyQa1RCt
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8wHw1H1bY
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwSdsMRpMy
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFymLUnFYV
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHBsVizi1b
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd0OVh9Y8K
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「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedWvR8t1Rv
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3V6emXbVa
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJayftIL2DV
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「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ7j9uZ3CU
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「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgC01UALeq
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「這個又不會醉！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYN5AINEnsd
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFpSf8rtg6
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「九十六。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoROWqiQkR
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39frsK14Sa
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjG1QCzZdej
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOokV9uBFpZ
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mOZAYpRne
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIPwALQjs3
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「一。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aDYQWK9bA
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81b2SOVbe0
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「現在是怪我囉！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeI6CgCggn
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yfWrTFjrv
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5b0LqCxNd
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFgs5Qr6Dp
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「鬼才需要！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWWmrisLX6
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdDlzpjPFt
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9DhCwNvq4
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「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhp9o2N7xM
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4StTmFwtv
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbLccKVldp
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO6wLiQDFw
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFigyuSTBs
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「讓他清醒啊？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqufE1FBOdf
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASC0YSflOR
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TBqZGglUw
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgP30AGxWO
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vULAEfS2B
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh0UhC6moS
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxbOWgdJPM
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaV1Y59AaJG
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「Je suis très triste.」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHJ70Hq1zg
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OZpaN1Nge
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「法文。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcMb1mcrq1
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLV9s3oZb8
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「我很難過。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGwZaE2se0
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KNhbQuSzM
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc672PXSi01
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「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6s1jDRS7J
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoj4Ua0gJRh
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「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0khacXhA2
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kRkscofyT
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdP3CrQ1oA
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo7ULOsM1j
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「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZEklr2aJ6
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「我有一個方法。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrlKTq4hEB
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「什麼方法？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudhcGOoVzK
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWsVvwePZ7
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGhHwiMi1v
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「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJFKbV5M8v
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqNjHtpXhT
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2qGcpL5JZ
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6pX9HqA01
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCX8UqzUjXW
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9JGJeKBl0
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKRCJDMAvH
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「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvLYqXMrgg
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ722qHkEASS
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdMeEab8CO
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6ktflCM4T
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「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL6huwUtMh
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「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhVPGLtVa2
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzEhkVlnm9
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCO1Tlfgke
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ANqECVMTK
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zATcVcQV8
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlrgx3s2vI
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlt89hjVCi
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0yUW9Lzdm
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nu5uYAAue
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0Da0l9yRY
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZE5zLGgpO
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EX37Awfq7
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVDsv5Ggvc
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94Gd5nxZiv
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeYQxW5Sgv
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQj4OuOFPAr
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「他就在偷懶咩。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQceGJsWJ6f
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0woKmneYl
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTtCPmQjt4
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18UrEjppZz
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDsvfCAo3d
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFaSLp8Z24
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「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IBNFee0bi
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「你是在哪聽到的？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClrg5jVPaJ
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「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqs9xzfz6Y
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlsgYDssSR
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「製造假車禍。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8daOHUqbW
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「車又不是你在開！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHQhKDyj9x
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「相信我，我可以的。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZUuCAxnXC
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW9u9Oj0UB
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PAS0dUZcU
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「不！可！以！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpww5nmxKv
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId5vMEJSUU
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj355WUsg8U
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「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH1N2F05EU
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「誰會帶啊！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64BscEimgu
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShRYxSMg9f
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtkXfPCO3x
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh29jGVNISh
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    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOubSqU9Cbi
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VeL6lXAuj
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKCIJpXW3e
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN05cem2Mw
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cekwJRfqb
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySyvpWRkX3
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKt892qhKT
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「為什麼？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzh7ZnzmuSj
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CRJRim0Q8
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMlRngDRnA
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    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjM2mAEEuo
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「「對。」」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fwYiJaxuX
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK4iT4AMrl
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVlxH7fHgl
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuI5RXnq5U
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbF0KVJnnH
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「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6QfCKFBQs
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「我的包包裡面。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd3ffDw3tl
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTp97kYovQ
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0xTLnrmZQ
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44bWsL1mVs
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBSpv8Eyst
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3qeOwbYBM
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUygTyjySo5
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfB3CxsBBwH
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIKHDfp0BV
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKw2o7ARqo
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavBOudA2r8
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHp6ylFEW2
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「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVJsCIPdEE
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgoThyvklI
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkoDljXddA
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuM5PAT0Rj
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJRWCniJvq
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYRf7zPYco
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRtcTQD4Hr
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hUf0B90WT
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「嘖。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWZu5lJX4Y
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5ERWPPxRL
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「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZ0EhYQRGa
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「方方子是誰啦！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmKqSHPlo1
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlw9D9xNeW
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvNM5pbs0G
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdrSkqh6Ix
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0opKG9hv5
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAHEqwSzXx
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxttF0WkuG
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IcMNDM6uB
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDjSd4Ukh7
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeFbcmY2dR
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRdVr9juu0
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「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1a1hagKcH
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQUO5pSZBS
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MNedwFrI4
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYBg3pEAul
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「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ431wvAnzwY
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「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIJ5Ej8LHG
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvMvQOOqtZ
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「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tR85HoDQY
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkR1Nt7Pvb
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4H6JdhiTC
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiHWFFPHXi
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「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZI9cAO8xh
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yVJ68aAAX
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspbU7TcTVN
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQtSF4x5m8
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2GFJv9JlI
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeiAxNzv4B
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpZ1zmgnxP
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「你要燒的話直接買給我不是更好！！」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOufdzkOTnn
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「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwe1svai8p
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當日結果：358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgIayz7yOR
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    去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人，他們還在教室中努力(？)的學習。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KAPtSeehK
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     邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的Ｏ醬抱枕。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchlFg1OjHK
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    在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT92GCmrJE