Mostly dumb things highschoolers say. Something to read when you need a laugh. Mentions of sex, cursing, on the random occasions killing. Please don't let the massive number of updates change your mind about reading this half of them are less than 10 words long. Since there's no M15+ rating I'm chucking it in here.  Inspiration from Quotes out of context I heard by RampantStrawberry

Cover by Esfandiar C. Hale

We knew this year would be difficult.., my brother and I could only hope it went smoothly.., but of all the ways it could have ended, this was the least probable, the worst.. I did not mean to kill her.

SALAD FINGERS N PEPPA PIG GOT HEAD TO HEAD IN A PFP BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?!?! READ TO FIND OUT!

Dib notices this new girl at his skool named Emerald/Emmi. they get along well..but

dib slowly begins to lose his sanity over her..will it last between the two?

Welcome to my, Salad Fingers, Blog! This will be about me my intrests and much more thiings, and life updates :D

(Note:This contains somewhat cringy wording and actions.)

It was a cold and somewhat misty night this Halloween. Out and about was a little child named Maruki. He was a poor child, about the age of 14. For his parents went missing, and to never be found again. Since that day, he roams the streets of Haddonfield to try and find himself a person who would help take care of him.

He sat down gloomily on a stone next to an abandoned home, teddy bear and blanket being hugged while he did so. "Am I gonna die of cold out here..?" He stood up, shiverring cold and lied down to sleep. While he was sleeping, he felt a hand on his blanket, frightened, he perked awake. "Hello?!" He sees a man with a mask on, holding something and he grabs him and...begins to carry him?  "Whats going on?.."

Maruki said to himself. "Let's hope nothing bad happens to me..."

Oci is now stuck in the Salad Fingers universe and she finds him. Will they get along or hate each others guts?

They say the eyes are the window to the soul, but I never felt like I had one.

I feel insane everyday, like my mind had been replaced with someone in a sanitarium.

But when somebody asks me,"What are you thinking about?"

Everything in my mind turns into an empty horizon. No thoughts at all, due to being under pressure and having self-doubt.

I make up something, and then I say, "oh, what it would be like if my name was Heather" and then I run away, panicked if the lie I told, they figured it out.

But when I stop to realize, my mind isnt just an empty horizon, its...

and endless void of nothingness.