「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。459Please respect copyright.PENANARqCy3kegwC
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文,坐在麥當勞裡,桌子對面的那個男人, 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊???」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。459Please respect copyright.PENANAMaZg16xIyU
459Please respect copyright.PENANAR3ZnhF1AC4
「我想和妳上床。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAIBc3t4WSAi
459Please respect copyright.PENANAsFdc0jOQ7x
「………呃不是,我聽得很清楚,我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAgg2dtod1Uq
459Please respect copyright.PENANAKye3jL6uZA
「嗯,所以我今天才來找妳。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAeKGaUtMyla
459Please respect copyright.PENANA5Px9bOXcg9
媽啊,我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現,又約麥當勞這種地方,八九不離十是加入直銷了,正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓,結果完全不是我想的那一回事!459Please respect copyright.PENANAdsbBPbdYAu
459Please respect copyright.PENANA9wP4DqykRl
「你是怎麼了啊?得癌症了?還是你大冒險輸了嗎?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAG6w9X65qdk
459Please respect copyright.PENANAAOK2cD3XzC
「沒有,我想跟妳上床,因為我想,沒有其他原因。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAbcm7lp39Co
459Please respect copyright.PENANAV7WgkOGwdt
「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭,我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。459Please respect copyright.PENANAXxsgwdtbAF
459Please respect copyright.PENANAy8Z2bqjhWX
459Please respect copyright.PENANAG7M0XvygQ2
過了一段尷尬的沉默,面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼,我開口了,但還是講別的事。459Please respect copyright.PENANAbY2lMSNv7w
459Please respect copyright.PENANAAOEdoiAZIC
「你女朋友呢?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAISm54ehABn
459Please respect copyright.PENANAXL5PxKAEXd
「哪一個?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAtLazowBrms
459Please respect copyright.PENANAwFoti1EmBe
「靠什麼哪一個,是有幾個啦…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAtQS1A8X0Ra
459Please respect copyright.PENANA7fqy3oVeZC
「兩個。」459Please respect copyright.PENANATDE6E6uDNb
459Please respect copyright.PENANArJGM5Y9ap6
「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAeKbfKBas38
459Please respect copyright.PENANAODx9yyZdFZ
「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6b73JBQhm
459Please respect copyright.PENANAD6fLYliRjp
「所以你還有一個小的嘍?」 459Please respect copyright.PENANAwbVacpk130
459Please respect copyright.PENANAkiy2GZzp66
「對。」459Please respect copyright.PENANABTa7gUHXfs
459Please respect copyright.PENANAq2dpdEkn3B
「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAcloPIfXpsk
459Please respect copyright.PENANA29wkpQcufR
「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 459Please respect copyright.PENANAzj2anUqmS1
459Please respect copyright.PENANAGa9QbAb5QI
「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎? 」459Please respect copyright.PENANAvgbZDIRv9C
459Please respect copyright.PENANAcam75dCm2R
「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAtC7YrldbHC
459Please respect copyright.PENANATVM9TfXcR3
「這不是重點啊(囧),而且關我屁事啊?」 459Please respect copyright.PENANAHOf1RfSk4l
459Please respect copyright.PENANAZKQ8nTwjSw
「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA6nnZMOPeCU
459Please respect copyright.PENANAhKj2ebrTwc
「有人會直接用學名來講嗎! 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好!」459Please respect copyright.PENANA0blRPU5l3u
459Please respect copyright.PENANA0TjzJeTO9K
媽媽的,害我都語無倫次了。459Please respect copyright.PENANAHRqNywcLnY
459Please respect copyright.PENANAZatdwL5QEs
459Please respect copyright.PENANAjy791Z374o
「有,以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」459Please respect copyright.PENANANCdq0rphF3
459Please respect copyright.PENANAHx0UGeDjLf
「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」459Please respect copyright.PENANANsjNAckPQ8
459Please respect copyright.PENANAgVz1H1Sv2S
「回我妳願意嗎? 」459Please respect copyright.PENANAMWSuXR4oY8
459Please respect copyright.PENANAwksmnh4yYr
「你真的很有事……」459Please respect copyright.PENANAhuI2LDjeFF
459Please respect copyright.PENANAEHSokX0rqQ
「所以妳願意嗎?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAW7cZidGTtC
459Please respect copyright.PENANAYzrxy0S4s6
「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友,一碰面就要上床,擺出一附誠懇的樣子, 人家就會答應你嗎?」459Please respect copyright.PENANABqqrUWsPYn
459Please respect copyright.PENANAjuSjzvUzCX
「嗯。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAzPIkqDfYpj
459Please respect copyright.PENANAVYVoB8mUmw
「嗯個屁啦!!!」459Please respect copyright.PENANAHL1rOA9an4
459Please respect copyright.PENANA9AwFCXL8ZK
「那我換一種方式,瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳,約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAYWBnSW8Eru
459Please respect copyright.PENANAZGMz3gDSnQ
「那就更垃圾了啊!」459Please respect copyright.PENANAKSzy6mgPFc
459Please respect copyright.PENANAy7k1ClRTSK
「對,所以我不要這樣。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA7w4BBmNcZy
459Please respect copyright.PENANA24bzbsGQTc
「你的意思是說你不當偽君子,是真小人就對了?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAqfDn2U0EB4
459Please respect copyright.PENANAdYmJYY5OsG
「也可以這麼說。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAkNaBpMfHBe
459Please respect copyright.PENANAOXidyNvtpy
「沒關係,妳考慮一下,我不急著今天。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA86IUD5mJKg
459Please respect copyright.PENANANCXerxp6wT
「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊!? 459Please respect copyright.PENANAxVZS237sXT
459Please respect copyright.PENANAxOgS7RlWPM
「走吧!」459Please respect copyright.PENANAz1miZos7qo
459Please respect copyright.PENANARUnqEuUTDA
「走去哪!?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAf4FcfNv67K
459Please respect copyright.PENANAPJigiq3AXn
「送妳回家啊,還是妳考慮好了,現在要去旅館?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAvRomDCrkbq
459Please respect copyright.PENANAWYdB6H8Ar1
「我要回家!」459Please respect copyright.PENANANAz97rU1tk
459Please respect copyright.PENANAhrwI8odQwT
「嗯。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAlTj5Go5Z5e
459Please respect copyright.PENANAFwI0qukRgb
459Please respect copyright.PENANAqhxZbt1hbn
接著他送我回家,一路上沒再提這事,也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事,還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了,直到我家門口。459Please respect copyright.PENANAUvT0qfmjxq
459Please respect copyright.PENANAbif5mgbkM3
459Please respect copyright.PENANAiYJqSpf85e
「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAaxPkx6lZW6
459Please respect copyright.PENANAZQBjTh0LXJ
「…………」459Please respect copyright.PENANA9A3xhRvAgD
459Please respect copyright.PENANAOUXWCcvseE
「我想和妳459Please respect copyright.PENANALnEkbLkOXR
459Please respect copyright.PENANAVuT9p4rnKS
「我知道啦!賣擱共啊!」459Please respect copyright.PENANAgUZ2tgCrJf
459Please respect copyright.PENANAYgc8HBRCab
459Please respect copyright.PENANAeoBbuUt1TK
459Please respect copyright.PENANAhu39Zx1x6d
待續。