「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsO092NTV3O
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9gpqkn8ic
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「我想和妳上床。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppX8EaBN3m
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfosh8OYhi
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49x4aHRTHx
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBdxjkevqx
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCtY0ZQ8Mh
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO2D9WH2xC
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSw3Vipsnt
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXKNJ3WxGf
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「你女朋友呢？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId9gu2EtK0
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「哪一個？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GMY3ROjrb
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8X93bqG9rj
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「兩個。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTnr4QRq6j
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMbbAdJfCS
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ivo7WgvqE
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVh4GNXNug
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「對。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuMthhYK5r
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVGok5oLQj
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyRBP3Z7UU
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMk0G9fqc0
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwJCALSnrM
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqJXWYH8k0
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6JRVWnDDX
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDp6bI7jIt
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypcNAbiWlC
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32F1bZ0hy4
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5L1SSe519
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZDjXSJ93S
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「你真的很有事……」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZwDUNa3Xf
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「所以妳願意嗎？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjfBSy9hKv
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BEMSP1B6B
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「嗯。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5fjA56USL
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC9vYSTJ6p
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCVNdAF9gA
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuJoazi9A4
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRqqARPTao
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3K2KUa7DiL
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「也可以這麼說。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAcS9AbK9g
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4f9hRYEVZ
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQapJH7GWZB
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「走吧！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscGwhT2Jgk
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「走去哪！？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00bJtXT4GU
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhPp2iQxAg
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「我要回家！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeHtos7Fxq
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「嗯。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRygcrhEE2
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA68qNCN2uu
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRuXC5ueKH
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「…………」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ6cS9nAeV
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y6wTF6uHt
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待續。
