「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。447Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ2qybUSh6
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文,坐在麥當勞裡,桌子對面的那個男人, 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊???」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。447Please respect copyright.PENANA6kyhHwn7im
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「我想和妳上床。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAieo7nfVbvP
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「………呃不是,我聽得很清楚,我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎?」447Please respect copyright.PENANAjZVEjtbfGm
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「嗯,所以我今天才來找妳。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAf6zyNzgU7c
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媽啊,我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現,又約麥當勞這種地方,八九不離十是加入直銷了,正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓,結果完全不是我想的那一回事!447Please respect copyright.PENANAleWbPaEin4
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「你是怎麼了啊?得癌症了?還是你大冒險輸了嗎?」447Please respect copyright.PENANAHXPZy9uiQ1
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「沒有,我想跟妳上床,因為我想,沒有其他原因。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAkrPCnYyXQS
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭,我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。447Please respect copyright.PENANAOYlMEV9pft
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過了一段尷尬的沉默,面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼,我開口了,但還是講別的事。447Please respect copyright.PENANAR9FYEcsHBD
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「你女朋友呢?」447Please respect copyright.PENANAGngHtnKMTe
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「哪一個?」447Please respect copyright.PENANAGFEL6JtQRm
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「靠什麼哪一個,是有幾個啦…」447Please respect copyright.PENANAipXXNA5DTw
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「兩個。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAFjmmobiRbT
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個?」447Please respect copyright.PENANAFnPdFm72BH
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」447Please respect copyright.PENANA1U5pYIBOTB
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍?」 447Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9c1nh8nRw
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「對。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAaYtDdGV0LR
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你?」447Please respect copyright.PENANAtwzpxY0lRi
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 447Please respect copyright.PENANAr3LPqhq2kt
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎? 」447Please respect copyright.PENANANrLmv35GX6
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAOFBibN9XJW
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「這不是重點啊(囧),而且關我屁事啊?」 447Please respect copyright.PENANAaos96IrQ0n
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」447Please respect copyright.PENANA266XNgtgdf
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎! 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好!」447Please respect copyright.PENANA7mD3BKsqL4
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媽媽的,害我都語無倫次了。447Please respect copyright.PENANAyVyjF8Rnex
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「有,以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAznu5KCvKu5
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」447Please respect copyright.PENANA0qcZ1DkYn3
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「回我妳願意嗎? 」447Please respect copyright.PENANAnC8KHIDam4
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「你真的很有事……」447Please respect copyright.PENANAtqWdwAdDNt
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「所以妳願意嗎?」447Please respect copyright.PENANAoMUfQunfkw
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友,一碰面就要上床,擺出一附誠懇的樣子, 人家就會答應你嗎?」447Please respect copyright.PENANA1SKLaMJFgd
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「嗯。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAGW4CBij2l9
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「嗯個屁啦!!!」447Please respect copyright.PENANAu5akyKioJt
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「那我換一種方式,瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳,約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎?」447Please respect copyright.PENANAEQvelWfE1g
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「那就更垃圾了啊!」447Please respect copyright.PENANAEWNNUc3Sbo
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「對,所以我不要這樣。」447Please respect copyright.PENANApRhxxTCl4w
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子,是真小人就對了?」447Please respect copyright.PENANAb5dORfuqrB
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「也可以這麼說。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAvRRzZ5Vuep
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「沒關係,妳考慮一下,我不急著今天。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAROozpqQeN5
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊!? 447Please respect copyright.PENANA3vNP8upEaa
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「走吧!」447Please respect copyright.PENANAqpb6NpJjH4
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「走去哪!?」447Please respect copyright.PENANA4hYNAdBPZF
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「送妳回家啊,還是妳考慮好了,現在要去旅館?」447Please respect copyright.PENANA7Qz6BDeWiX
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「我要回家!」447Please respect copyright.PENANAAb9cz715An
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「嗯。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAROmNV3FhcW
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接著他送我回家,一路上沒再提這事,也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事,還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了,直到我家門口。447Please respect copyright.PENANABy33FznwAx
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」447Please respect copyright.PENANAR2EiyszDMV
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「…………」447Please respect copyright.PENANArxeiIB95CA
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「我想和妳447Please respect copyright.PENANAVIhsW6wfpz
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「我知道啦!賣擱共啊!」447Please respect copyright.PENANAz69okULqLK
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待續。