企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt575TLtKH
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbICyEEwqO
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSvN4CmMZW
【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXmaSLYjYs
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSeNMSUbCH
故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRFQEPZb6R
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisXH0BqKVe
阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZgAw8eG62
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapgLt6uylP
我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQTg2FiFON
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf8Hp0u6ji
我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfobAsNS2E
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKDgfFLBRg
他回「老闆又在碎念。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPDKVfpXkF
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUAg4NnUkR
我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3W4mZwoFS
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlMHflIZkv
他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxEa29p0AQ
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhjRmPD1lh
有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwnnLeANrG
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREzKwYpxtU
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkbnSvqIVv
「我剛看到一隻狗。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVNACIhofG
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2FYQCVbY4
長得很像你。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQe0Dfdgfu
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxjxjsGj0I
「靠。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugsafyTEwR
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQUXESXKAe
我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTKOZOOJQb
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiIXhusmfZ
有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0zOxFXvnF
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrepeavpU3j
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgppJRqmy8w
某天，他不太對勁。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB6LcZgCP0
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vTZdVMMlV
就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqK5o7Ew0n
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUR7LJ1xjzs
我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiviSBDEfKt
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5iuxlBiz4
「還沒。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvHDnfhVV7
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLzIrTqCxS
「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWewwOfN0y
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBgVq2vdFu
「好啊。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhph4zmyyz4
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg4FJwuVRw
我們就見面了。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3oZvdBQoL
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8U3TtYgQf
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUk2nzU9Dvi
阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRY48skEBm
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfuwRJfHmm
吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ6flTTdHX
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmijmN3UPE
他握著方向盤，沒看我。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilSNLXILDM
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnOGjdd3SU
「她交男朋友了。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hw7sumoMo
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzSJLfUeNB
「誰？」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7amqEssuql
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoZj6GMW0j
「前女友。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVFX3mjrA3
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hvTlaVJ4C
「嗯。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4mZCVwHEH
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZY3EKLvne
他繼續沉默。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtFeN2LedZ
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwruunTEHFk
「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nD4GLQ18y
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHIM5qksGn
說完，我就開門下車。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyfgbb2iH3
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19zNqCbmYh
當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIL1oNZsYy
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2A9D7cms9
分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBYaXUmO87
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OliRRvPBl
也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u1g6Lg7nz
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgQCDM2SU3
那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzXAs7WxxF
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrRk2juY4h
然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPPYcffZkK
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF0kdtqIqt
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8CorzIyJu
「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6v9AfSIOYn
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe7qXOQDVp
「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ99qw6xoml
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkznPBr5DQL
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUHu3uYwcV
阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONCjHewG0m
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrGmxQnNZy
模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo2xJHaaWG
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6FikhjT20
我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcNEcdR8oB
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3u5JtDhmt
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRAIOOPyKa
我彈起來。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY2L0c0Udb
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsb68f0e8G
「幹嘛！」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu4PnLHTKH
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTdc2pVCDZ
然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRx0INvznv
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN5Dgo8pWj
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEaX06dBsT
「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMqCSvIazD
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hOp29ZMka
「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysB3ivwXPz
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn87sDMeIGy
「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDYFdercBu
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEIa4Qwsxg
「笑屁啊。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc4jT16K1E
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlCLoXONOx
「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcnXTW0U0k
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRtU4pcCJM
「………」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwVLXtPlDc
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatIFJ8hKM8
「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhDxlxVKda
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bzbkZmnd7
「………」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ462kjbZf31
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkZBrBuFmQ
我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxApIKxY4tI
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglejSwHnTx
「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gtkHtn1vB
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvYcLBp5X7
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmn8lnDvjW
「阿德利。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftTMsXmgPQ
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRL7sFMds1m
「嗯？」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJnHmxeonJ
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3PRlNJMvC
「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTeFttzylW
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCojB3Peps
他突然止住笑容。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc5Y5dc5dH
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfptH2ahOE
「對不起。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcjs1WP5M4
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdo0bj9XeE
「嗯。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Gsffn9sEk
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oBPAJBvDX
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhaqHIS1OS
尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBNktqdsLI
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPjeAY7OxU
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNzSckPtlR
回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQrxoMEDio
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiyKrxm31V
隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQppsozGXj
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCqeyg5bsA
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy4fcQIuQr
「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6XiZWANXp
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eCGs2A0RB
黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiga3Hv9VU
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP8LAHI2St
那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOaig2BUq4
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWAXIYTnLW
「對啊。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPObiUpDuy
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTK1VX3eV2I
「他加我好友耶。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaH7BjYYod
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdvyXB3cXe
「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTJOn1w0Ee
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMb57Jr9sr
「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR5Ntexsg9
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQTkVl8kd3
她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9643zqkBcF
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGaCrTCJJi
阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLu3W09Dat
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8fFRF3c3c
不過，看起來是另一個故事。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIR5rF6wWS
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Iy5qfyB66
「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy4J9c0dlL
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9fjMvZAX2
女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoBi4penLg
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2SZ3OKnzS
「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWrmHB6FwA
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb88I8sh3A
「我不知道。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XaWGRpyI1
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMir6bCKVIG
「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxfOGPVAI3
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe8igeAWZn
「應該是。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceeZNJACTL
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LI7SBAMFj
當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqZMPk50ns
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglpmZTQdbf
但又是一個該死的騙子。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFVrXFdig0
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC4loJPtuT
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FnAjxi4ca
我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3dTv3cnzx
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZqXjZjFbZ
某天他突然又傳訊息來。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASLRWdHFSu
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nJykXd2WA
「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnikho8kBN
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5SNfd6vAt
我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBChMcN48r
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmDq77xecY
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP3H9eKKoh
阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxSk8msa64
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmQBG1CZ5K
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkjYVatQpK
人，真的不能做壞事。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubQPIjIbNr
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCtopBunSY
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7k9smmxk1
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJFG17Is5z
完。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTE1ww8fei
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepGav7DX2I
497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqwNqhXNLp
附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
ns216.73.216.176da2
