這段日子使我回想起中學生時代，暑假到了尾聲才發現暑期功課連碰也沒有碰過後的狼狽，主要原因都是因為天天和童桐在一起耍廢，去公園去沙灘去離島，就是不坐到書桌前乖乖做功課。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsVSxgmgqj
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那時我和童桐意識到自己在開學便會完蛋後，主要應付方法是各自寫我們比較擅長的科目，節省思考時間之，這是童桐的建議。結果是我大部分科目都比童桐擅長，最後全是我寫，她抄，而她多數負責視藝，音樂之類。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6jAZPd0XH
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「好，唔該，唔該晒，拜拜！」情聖掛線。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGaXr9PeSD
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網吧之中我們已經佔了外頭的桌子兩天兩夜，我想起那些遊戲中打劫銀行的計劃板，總之…1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NJt68JQDY
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「嗖」一聲，情聖把確認列表最後一項刪去。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjh96nDRNQ
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第N次的婚禮籌備會議，結束。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmRZhifNdg
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「全部…搞掂喇！！！」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKjtBInqmJ
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVpVxA1B7w
開學囉！！抱歉，不對。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtkjBbgmcG
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「呼…」我和Beta喘一口氣，然後把手上的手工啤拿起，我們三人把酒瓶互叩，發出清脆的叩一聲。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAljpFk4uwC
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyazTq3jDJ
「咁樣，你就可以對童桐使出伴娘效應黎追佢喇。」情聖說。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCrat1qE9C
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBH984nsf5
「明明呢個咩伴娘效應係你作出黎，然後我就同你捱到依加，點解有種俾你只氹左上賊船既感覺？」我問。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QMtYWUixZ
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOBP8KTIIc
「有d咁既事？雪…」他一邊喝下啤酒一邊移開了眼。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqSqv9tnHC
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3lfIuUTnQ
「依加你對呢場婚禮掌握係百分之一百，呀遊。」Beta說，「相反，童桐只知道皮毛，你已經將戰場設定係自己擅長既地方。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdjRLUJSfu
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LeUa6SC7c
「請唔好講到情聖結婚搞到好似上戰場咁。」我說。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzEBhZYM4f
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuWq4eKfiD
「你之後仲會過黎呢邊架嘛？」Beta問，「定專心做人夫？」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVVgLMMAHH
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRA6AmydAN
「盡量黎啦。」情聖說。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG8GoUYaLA
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iHPKzSaGu
「其實我有個問題想問好耐。」我說，「點解你會咁突然話結婚就結婚？」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNoZOOmhte
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTAmNLVOyl
「…嗯，點講好呢。」情聖說，「其實唔太重要，我地互相鐘意對方，呢層就梗…而且最重要係，我地發現自己已經唔可能無左對方？不過講到尾，應該係因為你。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQes62o14fL
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9e8TPbvRq
「下？」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBw99cyHYN
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情聖和她的老婆，大家都是在夜場中結識。雖說情聖的風流史足夠在網上講故台寫個三部曲還要全故重甜，但是同樣地也有壞處。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPkBn0hzNV
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第一是他在女生眼中同樣是夜場USB，萬能插之類，尋歡的那種關係倒還好，但是情聖有時也想有肉體以外的慰藉，有人聽聽他的心情之類，但因為那些稱號，他其實很難發展認真的關係。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfGUILO3M1
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第二就是因為女生在型英帥靚正的他面前變得易得到手，他發現自己再沒法珍惜一段關係，正因為易得到，所有關係在他眼中也變得廉價，他漸漸變得自我厭惡起來。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aEZSziRfz
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCJJ7BPdSB
「講真，其實係因為你。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoPyYBaxaY
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直到看到我追求童桐，這是他的說法。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlD6ABwLHh
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWcRPEDGwW
「屌，你做老襯又關我事？」我說。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSF7ydcpox
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNwG1RNOTY
他淺笑：「你咁樣全心全意咁樣追童桐，對我黎講其實相當耀眼。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf4XCRyQmg
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「我…邊有咁。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEr88tLC0g
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「梗係有，我甚至以為你會對妍妍沉船，點知無。」情聖說，「愈見你對童桐全情投入，雖然有時會覺得好on9，又愈有種…懷念既感覺，我中學後已經無試過咁樣真係只鐘意一個人，一個女仔就係我既全世界咁樣，我漸漸發現自己竟然有D羨慕你。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT8fzoI9QH
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHljAUA7qs
「喂起晒雞皮…你睇Beta個樣。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknNi0d6fcO
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDG38XWmGH0
Beta的樣子相當微妙，似笑非笑，又不是生氣，是那種在看著別人即將中伏準備看戲的樣子。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniVqcRBXDF
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFqjUVDbao
「講埋呢句，我係俾你追童桐個樣改變左，先決定同佢拉埋天窗，對唔住啦咁多位靚女，從此之後再無情聖。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkKnVdIJO4
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKTTx1Iykl
情聖作模作樣地說，不過我還是會叫他情聖的。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U0XAYxMxt
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJczzzpxA4
但是萬事俱全了，借情聖的婚禮，把追求童桐的計劃推向終盤！1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztF5GS5CTf
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「呀遊…」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlm2haRjmg3
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好美。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8Si00IwbY
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太美了，我的心臟好像停了吧。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6jvEzvdMD
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrr0D6ESoZG
「呀遊…呀！！遊！！妖！」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxmR9ANuYa
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1vGwRB6SN
穿上伴娘裙的童桐對我來說殺傷力太過高，我整個人在接新娘時傻掉了眼看著她，就差點直接流口水，這就是伴娘效應嗎？！童桐今天比起平日可愛大概二十億零六百七十七倍！！1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJOwNqwiNH
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHLb4Lz37s
「係，你好，我係呀遊。」我拉回精神。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPuAJWZTf0
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SMF8EaRVc
「我知！搞咩呀…如果你射唔中個氣球開門利是成九萬九千九百九十九，幫幫手ok？」情聖說。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVc0VjtZEJ
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvijXLyFOt
「啪！」玩具箭擊穿氣球，彩紙掉了個滿地，眾人歡呼…無聊，這距離我合著眼都能射中，但現在可能是我畢生最不能合上眼的時候。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBG3Ps23hu
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童桐…太美了！1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPA34D28Qk1
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我扔開玩具弓，走到一邊拿罐汽水冷靜一下。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4Xkm5L2iY
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiHsz8ltCs
那吹可彈破的雪白肌膚！那在陽光下閃閃發光的深啡長髮！還有一小縷挑染成暗紫色！那身材！那長腿！那蠻腰！那眼睫毛！那嘴唇！那耳朵！那鼻子！…加上那貼身的伴娘裙，我明白了，伴娘效應原來針對的是我…1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr9Ui1XIvg
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPODN03wjVc
「呀遊，你見點呀？仲緊張過結婚個個既？」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx32OOU1tR
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhwiY57dTs
童桐冷不勝防出現在我身後，嚇得我一手把鋁罐捏扁掉。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElNMRZiDE8
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R5TjN5K3I
「我，我無緊張啊？你唔見我頭先一箭射穿？」我笑著說。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb96GJd2bmM
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然後我不小心又把童桐從頭到腳看了一遍。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAwsPu8tEd
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulGI5qCNTE
嗚…何等動人…1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFTDnTX314
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「…嗯？」卻被童桐發現了。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtsubgKvkI
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwL38fdsGO
「無，就…童桐，你今日好靚。」我毫不吝嗇對她的讚美，而且如果她特地打扮過的話，而我不多讚美她的話，她有時還會生我氣。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7biGjwhnhK
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但她生氣的樣子也很可愛。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5Kk8YL0sl
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ujxafIFyF
「嘻，多謝。」童桐嫣然一笑。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3NkgA1usf
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmDSr7Pnny
「佢地D妝都好好睇，你真係可以做職業既化妝師喇，童桐。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QU6hNyUkb
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N7uz8rbpw
「真，真係既？」她有點喜出望外。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrIhWfcDXQ
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrPEWALh97
「梗係。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7UsMurDfr
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聽說電視台，或是晚宴為名媛化一個專業的妝容收費也很貴，童桐做這一行的話前景應該不錯，畢竟她家境…1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhEscnSX4Q
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…不過我都搞不清她家境怎樣了，當日幫植嵐晨保釋時連律師費也二話不說全部攬上身，還要之前的Uber, 水上樂園她請客我們全部人。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMENNwORy34
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IzGVl8KPQ
可能我才是窮光蛋那邊吧，希望她不是在勉強自己。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWXygJ1fNi
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2AzTrEBcu
「你今日都幾型仔呀。」童桐說，「好似Grad Din之後無見過你著西裝？」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiK44jGQeH
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PfRgm0LxK
「呢件唔算西裝啦…」突然被童桐讚回來，我也有點不好意思了。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6Q0HppZdj
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUI0vdW3lKO
因為現在是夏天，如果是岑大師那種保險佬還算，但我們穿著三件套西裝滿大街跑的話今天我怕紅事變白事，畢竟中暑之會危及生命的。所以現在除了新郎哥情聖，我們兄弟班全員都只穿著西裝背心和短恤衫煲呔，有點玩味又不至於太熱。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjwLKjhNKv
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIyrgsqRLT
「但都好睇呀。」童桐說，「我就覺得好好睇！嗯！話說班姊妹…有無邊個睇得上眼？我同佢地相處過幾日，都可以幫你介紹下。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryX7a0vUNj
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「有啊。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppOtZvdee3
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「下？真係架…」童桐一臉失望。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8V1xoX3c2T
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9oBXEZYUJ
「你囉。」說罷，紅著臉的我便扔下紅著臉的童桐回去在玩著的那邊。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPbJpS7fIM
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRg5CEbSyvn
因為現在剛好輪到姊妹團挑戰蒙眼射箭，擊中的話就能帶走新娘的環節，時機當然是我計算好的，就說了：我們三人對這場婚禮一切都暸如指掌。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwWvoSxybf
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nI3kmH4a4
「咁遠得唔得架…嘩！！」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhFLHOYYyI
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA4veBPVRv
例如說這也不是玩具弓，而是我從箭會借來的兒童用練習弓，有一定準繩度，我也有偷偷去箭會練習這種玩具箭和這距離，就這樣百步穿楊的情況下我們成功接走新娘。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3az9JuBEzv
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接下來是行禮，身為公會參謀的Beta負責出計，是會讓童桐百分之一百接到花球的方法。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3cW9qvGyB
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