晚餐後,我才一看到我媽正以摩打手洗碗就知道有古怪,平日她的習慣是在沙發上躺到高興為止才會動手,很明顯—她在期待著甚麼下一個環節。944Please respect copyright.PENANA2gjNUws6yH
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「三位。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAGr9ls0cKLY
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完了,在我們和亞基玩時她已經洗好了碗,從櫃子中掘出了一個紙盒。944Please respect copyright.PENANAgylCttzEBd
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「姨姨,呢個係…」944Please respect copyright.PENANAkoZQdn7mMQ
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妍妍,別問!她就在等著我們問…944Please respect copyright.PENANA70tPba5G4Z
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「問得好呀!!」我媽興奮地把紙盒放到茶几上,「各位觀眾,測!謊!機!!」944Please respect copyright.PENANAMZg3zEzRai
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你是魔鬼吧!?竟然在這兩個女生面前拿測謊機出來!944Please respect copyright.PENANAKVsS92OO6o
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這是一個白色的半球形機器,上面有著五個凹位,對應人的五隻手指,凹位中有著銀色的金屬電殛,還附綁帶確保玩家的手貼在電殛上。944Please respect copyright.PENANAw1q4sOQzeH
944Please respect copyright.PENANAlwvpGVP5bC
「玩法好簡單,你地輪流放隻手上去,其他人鬥快舉手問一個問題,講大話既呢部機就會輕輕力電你一下,如果真話既就無事。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAckxPMjrgPi
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你地?944Please respect copyright.PENANAaE5L2wtq2v
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我被嚇傻,這樣子下去妍妍和童桐會不會打起來,連忙說:「阿媽,呢D玩具都唔知邊度整,淘寶既野用黎電人未必太危險,同埋都係玩具,可信性咁低…」944Please respect copyright.PENANA9Y4Hq2fKLS
944Please respect copyright.PENANAxmGxIExQBa
「邊個同你淘寶?」944Please respect copyright.PENANAzARfEsIqWc
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我媽指指盒底的標籤。944Please respect copyright.PENANAHd7VhKeeCQ
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[德國製造]944Please respect copyright.PENANAsz5vF6QQIc
[歐盟認可]944Please respect copyright.PENANAjxaFXb2xaa
[美國聯邦聯查局特許供應商]944Please respect copyright.PENANAKzkLgcUBmr
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「老娘呢部正版貨黎,有埋德國原廠保養書。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAmGiKZTpVxi
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最好是啦!!不過紙盒上面寫著的確是德文…944Please respect copyright.PENANAHpWxazdH0T
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「好啊,黎玩下囉。」童桐目露凶光但又微笑著,按著我肩膊把我壓回地上坐好。944Please respect copyright.PENANAIZaCyWpXb9
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「係啊,有咩好驚啫。」妍妍目露凶光但也微笑著,按著我肩膊把我壓回地上坐好。944Please respect copyright.PENANAMw4iyDhDwi
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「呵呵呵呵呵…嘿哈哈哈哈!!」我媽已經乾脆笑出聲了!這變態!我爸娶了甚麼人回來?!944Please respect copyright.PENANAGY1lrDYwr6
944Please respect copyright.PENANAAynRd5W14J
總之地獄般的測謊機遊戲開始了。944Please respect copyright.PENANAodndx72FvD
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戰場是茶几。944Please respect copyright.PENANAK4IT6HB5rT
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北風—我,馬川遊。944Please respect copyright.PENANAPXSCmksYe0
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西風—童桐。944Please respect copyright.PENANA0YK7MX5W6S
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東風—妍妍。944Please respect copyright.PENANAthauryaeTJ
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南風—亞基里斯,AKA邊境牧羊.MA (一頭霧水)。944Please respect copyright.PENANA7Melmn6cCG
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扶手椅:馬師奶。944Please respect copyright.PENANAMlBwLATHKs
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「點解你唔使玩?!」我問我媽。944Please respect copyright.PENANAtLUGuxMAIt
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「小心你語氣,依加我係裁判。」我媽不知甚麼時候換過了墨鏡。944Please respect copyright.PENANASQwNBwz0K2
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因為電犬算虐畜,所以亞基負責看熱鬧。944Please respect copyright.PENANACpatS3FWXK
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次序是:童桐>妍妍>我,舉手最快的人可以發問。944Please respect copyright.PENANAw6vIf2lUlM
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判斷誰最快的人是我媽。944Please respect copyright.PENANABsbYY4IeFc
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………我想去練箭。944Please respect copyright.PENANARXUX3ezFA8
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「大家準備好啦嘛?」我媽,「首先係童桐開始。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAB472kHuxko
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「係~大家唔好問咁難呀。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAv33GSqdtYs
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童桐把手放到測謊機上。944Please respect copyright.PENANAy5G1UohRqv
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「好,你兩個鬥快舉手,三,二,妍妍贏。」944Please respect copyright.PENANADuBdCZf4jG
944Please respect copyright.PENANAhCYLYkmg7W
喂這樣黑哨可以嗎?!我們連手都也未舉呢!944Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5i1z5JfIl
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「童桐,你係唔係鐘意呀遊?」說罷妍妍按下通電掣。944Please respect copyright.PENANAVI3gwLE3yL
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「係。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAE0sDcUmRzM
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咦?944Please respect copyright.PENANAFgD81m3kxH
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「叮噹~」測謊機表示過關。944Please respect copyright.PENANA00aSIGcfAY
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「……」三人陷入沉默。944Please respect copyright.PENANAZEA67oNlcN
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不對,這…944Please respect copyright.PENANAwozXXmwlMS
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接著童桐飛快地把我的手按到測謊機中綁起來:「呀遊,你鐘唔鐘意你媽咪?」944Please respect copyright.PENANA3fTwHr1GiJ
944Please respect copyright.PENANAwlkmqaEKVX
「下?!點解係我…咁…我…鐘意啦,屋企人黎…」944Please respect copyright.PENANAYmEHESS1aT
944Please respect copyright.PENANAktSskg6BPM
「叮噹~」測謊機表示過關。944Please respect copyright.PENANARgx0Z6Yir7
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「你睇,佢同我一樣都鐘意自己屋企人,有咩問題?」童桐反問。944Please respect copyright.PENANANYnHjg2RFc
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「你明知我唔係問呢種…」妍妍抱怨說。944Please respect copyright.PENANA3Y3IrO1gXL
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「到你啦,妍妍。」我媽說,「繼,續,唔,準,停。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAGabbhBIHqe
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為甚麼連你也要這凶神惡煞?944Please respect copyright.PENANAILj7nsURZv
944Please respect copyright.PENANAmZbTHoxkMc
妍妍把手放到測謊機上綁好。944Please respect copyright.PENANAU3SCAq7AhZ
944Please respect copyright.PENANAS5d1OQ5coV
「邊個問?」944Please respect copyright.PENANAhNMbo1OXHy
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「我!!」我右手捉住童桐想舉高的手不給她機會,左手飛速舉起。944Please respect copyright.PENANAjFaTcAJOO0
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「呀遊問,不過你再搞童桐既今晚你同亞基交換床訓。」我媽說。944Please respect copyright.PENANAovbrW4cDJZ
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好偏心!944Please respect copyright.PENANAAIFuYq2yro
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「妍妍,你有無畏高症?」我問。944Please respect copyright.PENANAN2sAk8R1LB
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「……無。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAqZOd0CBewA
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「滋!」944Please respect copyright.PENANAtN50cjjzYW
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「哎呀!!」944Please respect copyright.PENANAhuN1rbQISH
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測謊機通電,說明她的確是畏高。944Please respect copyright.PENANAgE8hihinoi
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根據確認書,那天在水上樂園,她不是故意示弱使我有機會保護她,然後上演她動真情的戲碼的嗎?944Please respect copyright.PENANA7wgbWA3sQL
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我媽說得可能沒錯?944Please respect copyright.PENANAl06mjXyMJW
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有人在…欲蓋彌彰。944Please respect copyright.PENANA4VvR1XzycG
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「咩…咩喎,咁人地唔想俾你知我咁無膽,會驚高啦嘛…」944Please respect copyright.PENANAO9wTmoERSA
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「哦係咩。」童桐擅自按下通電掣,「睇下係唔係?話說…點解你第一人稱變左做”人地"既?」944Please respect copyright.PENANArt3wZwLh4Q
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「嗄?呀呀!」944Please respect copyright.PENANAmxQrGmJpi6
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測謊機通電,代表她並不是不想我知自己的弱點。944Please respect copyright.PENANA8GZoP1vJwh
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而是有其他原因而說謊。944Please respect copyright.PENANAIZgvhPoFG7
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連續被電兩次而眼有淚花的妍妍把手抽出來,然後將測謊機推到童桐面前:「頭先你監硬要呀遊玩左次,所以又到返你。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAJHrtqdMxKo
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「嘁…」童桐不情願地把手綁到測謊機上。944Please respect copyright.PENANAxnX479g9Fz
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然後,死命瞪著我。944Please respect copyright.PENANADQiIjAlEyu
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這是[你要贏,不要給妍妍機會問]的眼神。944Please respect copyright.PENANACS9t9G4JMQ
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這有可能嗎童小姐。944Please respect copyright.PENANAkk1YmDg1LU
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「妍妍先。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAW17wlUqoZW
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我媽可是當當正正地在吹黑哨,我怎會有機會贏。944Please respect copyright.PENANAyDcLAXWCNg
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但是—944Please respect copyright.PENANAzV92Ai6KTD
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「妍…妍,可唔可以俾個機會我問?」我問,「我有件事…始終想問童桐。」944Please respect copyright.PENANABDXZcF0cux
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「下?」944Please respect copyright.PENANAvnd8H5d1hN
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我凝重地說:「我希望今晚,可以有個確實答案。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAlI6G3A4261
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「但係你頭先明明話…」她說剛剛童桐主動說給我答案那刻吧。944Please respect copyright.PENANA5DbfYBS3JV
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「我改變主意。」我握拳,凝重地主向童桐。944Please respect copyright.PENANAFEh1YKAFRB
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以為自己犯下大錯的童桐說:「呀…呀遊,唔好…唔好咁做…求下你…」944Please respect copyright.PENANA48hqng8iKo
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妍妍看看她這反應,又看看我的認真樣子:「好,你問啦,呀遊。」944Please respect copyright.PENANASxC3iEwdxl
944Please respect copyright.PENANAzkE5Gnkuda
我從妍妍手上得到發問權。944Please respect copyright.PENANAvp7Xxi0XxZ
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——如童桐和我合作的目標一樣,以演技把發問權騙到手。944Please respect copyright.PENANAQxAPZTIz4w
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「童桐,亞基可唔可愛?」按鍵!944Please respect copyright.PENANAmd7oPw7KRI
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「可愛!」944Please respect copyright.PENANA05ch1NtlI7
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「叮噹~」過關!944Please respect copyright.PENANAdOl3ASm8N4
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「汪!」亞基高興地吠叫。944Please respect copyright.PENANAB6LtzukqhV
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「哈啊?!?」妍妍終於意識到自己上當。944Please respect copyright.PENANAYHrFyqJMmB
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也許妍妍心計比較利害,但還是敵不過我和童桐青梅竹馬間的默契。944Please respect copyright.PENANA6yPIsmKFxW
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「馬川遊,到你!!」妍妍因為被騙而生氣了!944Please respect copyright.PENANAkEe5zM3gvs
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但這玩意電擊力道不輕,但只是入電芯,只要再放電幾下便沒電了吧!944Please respect copyright.PENANADVH829XzMv
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「請隨便問。」我把手綁到測謊機上。944Please respect copyright.PENANA4OkhYP3wwB
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「我!」妍妍把手舉到空中。944Please respect copyright.PENANAk472SMZ3JG
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「我!」童桐把手舉到空中。944Please respect copyright.PENANALeTkmuzfrn
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「嗯,同時,你地猜。」我媽根本不在乎我會被問甚麼。944Please respect copyright.PENANAzpFnYE2YXm
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「包!剪!揼!YEAH!」妍妍贏了,「呀遊!你有無鐘意過我?」944Please respect copyright.PENANAi0GcIz1vUp
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她按下按鈕,然後含情默默地看著我。944Please respect copyright.PENANApkEkqCvOrl
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「無!」我一口咬定。944Please respect copyright.PENANAFIHuopgswQ
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「叮噹~」944Please respect copyright.PENANAG1AoJMOln9
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「有無搞錯…」944Please respect copyright.PENANAlUDl8piMhY
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妍妍錯愕地說,她在期待甚麼?944Please respect copyright.PENANA5MxKsvWuih
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「咁我換個問法!呀遊,你有無J過我,諗住我黎打飛機?」妍妍竟然連問兩條!944Please respect copyright.PENANA1IEicL9YQM
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這…!944Please respect copyright.PENANAr2iPjSSFSI
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「…無…」我別過頭去。944Please respect copyright.PENANAzVZ8phzRf3
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我媽冷笑一聲。944Please respect copyright.PENANAhaxupqYisU
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「滋!!」測謊機把爬痛電。944Please respect copyright.PENANAmjYmPFhi3O
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「呀遊你個死變態!」童桐把我打算抽回的手壓回電殛上。944Please respect copyright.PENANAbwkjjer5KS
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「喂裁判?!第三題啦喎!」944Please respect copyright.PENANANSAaW5lwx9
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「反對無效。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAeuKaMUjnP2
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綁帶把我的手壓到凹洞中,童桐問:「呀遊你有無J過我,諗住我黎打飛機?」944Please respect copyright.PENANAkGg0grjAk8
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這你們也要較勁!這樣下去我會社會性死亡的!944Please respect copyright.PENANAFkHrobymft
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童桐按下按鍵。944Please respect copyright.PENANA7EjZE5VRog
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我閉上眼,控制心跳。944Please respect copyright.PENANAVLP9EGRJtV
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「無。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAzpcFvO6TI7
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明鏡止水。944Please respect copyright.PENANArHjx2c1lVZ
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平心…944Please respect copyright.PENANAvvMPUJP153
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……靜…靜氣…944Please respect copyright.PENANA20gExvBZeL
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「滋!!」944Please respect copyright.PENANAQL1C81FQ0u
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「哎呀呀呀!!」完全沒用!944Please respect copyright.PENANA1DBfBmQ9bU
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「YES!」童桐知道我在J妍妍同時也有J她,倒是…很高興?944Please respect copyright.PENANAPkKQ4HiTlP
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「衰仔!你點可以係女仔面前咁講野?!」我媽一記敲往我後腦。944Please respect copyright.PENANA1ALbYaEuWP
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「部機你拎出黎架喎!?」944Please respect copyright.PENANAO6a0rwoSyI
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「飛機你自己打架喎?!」我媽反駁,一時間我竟然被這樣的歪理駁得無言以對,沒想到她能這樣子理正氣壯,面不改容地說出這狗屁不通的話。944Please respect copyright.PENANA6sYTt5mRqG
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總之,大家都太激動了。944Please respect copyright.PENANAF4rI1Hzfb8
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「你如果享受既…我都無所謂…」童桐扭扭捏捏說。944Please respect copyright.PENANAh0RCc7LLcR
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「我俾得自己IG 你,其實都預左…嗯…」妍妍也紅著臉別過頭說。944Please respect copyright.PENANAsnUHgf6DPc
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沒甚麼可辯解,這是人之常情。944Please respect copyright.PENANAGPhFwUVuOh
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我拿過梳打水猛灌一口,雙臉雙紅得發燙:「玩夠啦嘛?」944Please respect copyright.PENANA62FCCUlX7r
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本來這時候大家只要說一句玩夠了,就能終結這地獄。944Please respect copyright.PENANA5RJeydW3cj
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但偏偏好死不死,電源燈一閃一閃。944Please respect copyright.PENANA50ok1TMgnt
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「啊,部機好似就無電。」我媽說,「應該再電2,3次就完。」944Please respect copyright.PENANAXryDFNSDbl
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於是局面便變成了:那麼就再玩個2,3次直到用盡電力為止吧,反正只剩幾次。944Please respect copyright.PENANAnGiqCg3vIB
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但是要知道足夠電兩三次,不代表只有兩三道問題。944Please respect copyright.PENANAQvxw3RZCg6
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例如說我們連續誠實答個10題,機器只會消耗測量心跳的電量。944Please respect copyright.PENANAajqWTLnUpI
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我看著童桐。944Please respect copyright.PENANAVsrlnUuU6y
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童桐望向妍妍。944Please respect copyright.PENANAEJLcUozvys
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妍妍看住我。944Please respect copyright.PENANA0s46ltzBA4
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三人之間,誕生了一個臨時共識:這是最後的地獄,而且我們可以終結它。944Please respect copyright.PENANAQIQKaTxQdz
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方法就是接下來,只能透過撒謊消耗電量。944Please respect copyright.PENANAgNSBIHOqDQ
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所以——真話禁止。944Please respect copyright.PENANAD38q0Cb4M0
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只能說謊的最後測謊地獄,開始!944Please respect copyright.PENANAVM5UgneKde