我媽正親切地為我們三人盛飯,我打開串流播放起作為背景聲的地理頻道,即使我心知肚明根本沒人會理會。905Please respect copyright.PENANAc0T6x2jGM8
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「條魚係佢老豆新鮮係海釣既。」我媽說,「保證生猛。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAmiGlZWHTVn
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「Uncle成日出海?」我右邊的妍妍問。905Please respect copyright.PENANA6AEi86ucry
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「係呀,佢兩父子都係個D一但專注於自己愛好就旁若無人,咩都唔理個種人黎。」我媽說。905Please respect copyright.PENANAUW2fr9yd4W
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閒話家常呢,很好很好。905Please respect copyright.PENANATkNBPzOr3c
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「係呢。」童桐望向妍妍,「我同你先第二次見,你又無同呀遊見咁多年,我地三個了解下大家呀。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAMDUARJ3IoT
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我媽停住了筷子,一臉期待,她連裝也不裝了。905Please respect copyright.PENANAb2PC60kzOU
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「我地報下Status先 ?」童桐說。905Please respect copyright.PENANAqThxjdf0qg
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我停住了筷子,一臉不安。905Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0D4zrS8Lh
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「哦,好呀。」妍妍笑著說,「呀遊,你先。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAcJOaoGdcmC
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看吧。905Please respect copyright.PENANA2NMGtSdrFd
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「A0。」905Please respect copyright.PENANATC1iRKAp4D
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「噢。」兩位請不要一臉理所當然的臉。905Please respect copyright.PENANAX39nFnS7Yx
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「後生野黎既?咩係報Status?」我媽決定落井下石。905Please respect copyright.PENANAuNQKGL60DM
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「報Status,即係自報自己的戀愛歷史和狀態,通常開頭係A,O;A代表單身,O代表拍緊拖,雖然仲有其他代號,但多數係呢2個。」童桐解釋。905Please respect copyright.PENANAvVRVR0IR9S
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「點解單身係A?」我媽望住我問,「Alone?」905Please respect copyright.PENANAJiLZlCCGl2
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你問對人了。905Please respect copyright.PENANAvjjHNKhSBM
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「無錯。」我故意點頭,Alone這解釋非常合理。905Please respect copyright.PENANAUWyWERs19N
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「唔係囉!」童桐說,「A係Available, 唔係Alone呀!而O係Occupied,拍緊拖咁解,後面既數字係包括現任既拍拖次數。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAKVjHblj60m
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「所以A0就係單身而且從未拍過拖…」我媽一臉如夢初醒,以後向我投以憐憫眼神。905Please respect copyright.PENANARlCR07Tuir
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「係呀,生而為人,好對唔住。」我說。905Please respect copyright.PENANA0qIuHtPxDs
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「咁你呢,妍妍/童桐。」兩個女生異口同聲地問對方。905Please respect copyright.PENANA2xnp5Gzp6N
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撞聲後,化成一片安靜。905Please respect copyright.PENANAr4V8wXmsYY
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這如同劍客決鬥前的肅穆,牛仔拔槍前的蕭瑟。905Please respect copyright.PENANABN4xHIlN8R
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飯廳中,只剩下亞基的呼吸聲,冷氣低沉的隆隆聲。905Please respect copyright.PENANASKycD5CTot
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身邊恍如升起了重重的蜘蛛網,蛛絲卻在腳下交錯成棋盤,對奕就在某看不到之處開始。905Please respect copyright.PENANAKYarDaD9ur
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我清楚知道童桐是A3,中學兩次大學一次,這年紀很正常的數字。905Please respect copyright.PENANArMiunZ8Dcv
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至於妍妍,就要視她如何定義拍拖了,如果生意來往也算的話恐怕數字說出來嚇死人。905Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ytt9CObFe
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「……」大家都不說話。905Please respect copyright.PENANAiZYbU3xwXV
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狗窩中的亞基正伏在地上搖著尾巴左看看童桐右看看妍妍。905Please respect copyright.PENANAiTX5dUtS90
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但其實二人都不知道對方真實數字。905Please respect copyright.PENANAldDALKjNUI
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換句話說,撒謊也是可以的。905Please respect copyright.PENANAmuPxpuVDZ5
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但這關係到自我形象。數字說得少,就好像自己是個沒人要的廢物,沒長大,入世未深的小女孩。905Please respect copyright.PENANA47pIqUrt9x
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相反,數字說得多,自己就如見一個愛一個的濫交女一樣,來者不拒,見異思遷。905Please respect copyright.PENANAn3gjf9qv36
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這是一場如大話骰的搏奕。905Please respect copyright.PENANAvjXOsX4KRG
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「你咁靚女,一定多人追到A380啦,妍妍。」童桐說。905Please respect copyright.PENANAwjJhUs5upy
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「A380又不至於,正正常常,都係大家都有Feel先一齊咁,我都係個對感情認真既人黎。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAbEshAAadBQ
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妍妍在撒謊。905Please respect copyright.PENANAZzrWlPxrHo
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「咁咪幾好,我都唔鐘意D人只睇樣,內在,有Feel,夾到對方先最緊要。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAsGTdkXhpA7
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童桐也在撒謊。905Please respect copyright.PENANAi5pTkqiFRA
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雖然這也是她的官方說法,但只要想想植嵐晨便知道她完全在胡說八道。905Please respect copyright.PENANAXPC3DQXQdr
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「咁你Status係?」妍妍問。905Please respect copyright.PENANAKRO4GsW4Zx
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「A3.」童桐小心翼翼地坦白。905Please respect copyright.PENANA2jpK8eQtHb
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不過因為這是很合理的答案,根本沒說謊的必要。905Please respect copyright.PENANA2cdgrppZOe
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「你呢,妍妍。」輪到對方回答。905Please respect copyright.PENANA7pIlEikynJ
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「…A1。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAXjLyDXBikw
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這謊撒得太明顯了,連我媽也把眼神挪向一旁以免自己發笑,我把西蘭花猛塞到口中以免自己胡說甚麼。905Please respect copyright.PENANAIwR8cKRyvX
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「你之前個3個,包唔包括呀遊?」妍妍明知故問。905Please respect copyright.PENANAJhCDLvRBqc
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「無啦。」我搶先回答。905Please respect copyright.PENANADyPw43Kvkf
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「岩岩你話唔只睇樣,內在,有Feel,夾到對方先最緊要…睇黎呀遊無內在,同你無Feel,亦夾唔到你。」妍妍說。905Please respect copyright.PENANAzxXUizrJXd
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「唔…唔係咁…」馬上被自己回力鏢擊中的童桐落於下風,又不好意奚落我。905Please respect copyright.PENANA4rECKJ7snP
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不要緊的,童桐。905Please respect copyright.PENANAPWoMNsMN8j
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自我踐踏可是我強項。905Please respect copyright.PENANAASWISITNgV
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「咁我都知自己同其他人比,無咩可取之處既。」我救場說,「你同嵐晨進展成點?童桐。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAfouSPvoDL3
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「…約緊睇戲,間中會出黎食飯咁。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAKm5v2kEf4e
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「哦?個日個個大隻仔。」妍妍說,「男神女神,都的確襯既。係未呀,呀遊?」905Please respect copyright.PENANAxSTlPGWlof
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「……」才不…905Please respect copyright.PENANAmkv38t2eJw
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「呀遊?」905Please respect copyright.PENANANqz25zESEk
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「嗯…嗯。」我回過神說。905Please respect copyright.PENANAdrUmnMrMo6
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連我也在撒謊。905Please respect copyright.PENANA1xALwXTKMz
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我媽說:「童桐又識到新男朋友啦?」905Please respect copyright.PENANAQDZQw3pXN1
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「未!姨姨,未呀!我地只係朋友…」905Please respect copyright.PENANAwVdiQNcEQY
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「咁未同呀遊一樣囉,朋,友。」妍妍笑著說,「咁你都有機會啫,呀遊,你試唔試下追童桐?」905Please respect copyright.PENANAREBSKcocqa
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單刀直入!!905Please respect copyright.PENANAfis0E8VdJE
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「我…呃,我,嗯…呃…」905Please respect copyright.PENANAo1RdsWSova
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感覺所有腦神經都纏成一團,雖說我早就在追童桐,但說出口又是另一回事,在童桐面前說出口更加等於表白,這這這…但說不會又是自打嘴吧自斷後路…905Please respect copyright.PENANAqqG1ySYpaR
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「定你唔想追?」妍妍。905Please respect copyright.PENANAJaPzhGXAwl
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「又唔係…」905Please respect copyright.PENANAPNW4PUAwD7
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「即係想追喇,所以…即係你其實鐘意童桐啦,呀遊?」905Please respect copyright.PENANAz7uOsfMic6
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妍妍一口氣把我與童桐同時逼進死角,如上演著甚麼將軍抽車的精湛棋藝一樣,我突然發現那天在水上樂園之中,她的心計是真實的。905Please respect copyright.PENANAplY4EAsRso
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童桐望向我,卻好像在期待甚麼答覆一樣。905Please respect copyright.PENANA3TCEQvgtaR
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但有時沒答覆也是一種答覆。905Please respect copyright.PENANA9T89FTnD3n
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「再唔行動,佢就同個個植嵐晨係埋一齊架啦。」妍妍這句倒中肯。905Please respect copyright.PENANAn2KDaiyyRx
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「…咁都無計。」我淡然說。905Please respect copyright.PENANAV9HlSg9MEy
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「呀遊你…」905Please respect copyright.PENANAVbR0frLWvs
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「岩岩你都識話,佢兩個襯。」我冷冷地說,「我去拎梳打水飲。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAGMPMex13oM
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[邊輪到我]我把這四字吞回肚中,離席走向雪櫃。905Please respect copyright.PENANAox8T7Q6ww6
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「童桐有鐘意既人,而呀遊又唔介意你同個個植嵐晨係埋一齊。」妍妍在我身後總結起來,「所以呀遊並唔係鐘意童桐,而童桐亦唔鐘意呀遊。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAygvEYyfk4x
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「我當童桐係…屋企人咁。」我說。905Please respect copyright.PENANARYAJSgPBZo
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「呵呵,屋企人,呵呵。」妍妍的笑容不懷好意。905Please respect copyright.PENANAmRmh18yR57
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「我都係…雖然呀遊細過我幾個月,但我當佢係阿哥咁…」905Please respect copyright.PENANAk5gR4YXoxW
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「好呀,咁我追呀遊啦?」妍妍不以為然地說。905Please respect copyright.PENANAQfRNdFfubt
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「唔得!!!」童桐激動地拍案站起來。905Please respect copyright.PENANAnuIi8jwi4u
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「汪!」亞基高興地跳起來起哄。905Please respect copyright.PENANAQRRrLteKxO
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……905Please respect copyright.PENANAIs68IDSeH0
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…905Please respect copyright.PENANAkiyPus4c8E
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又是尷尬的死寂。905Please respect copyright.PENANAETtEudoitr
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「你唔係有自己鐘意既人?我追呀遊關你咩事?」妍妍問。905Please respect copyright.PENANAB3uogpcvSl
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童桐面對這樣正面而猛烈的強襲,只能紅著臉低頭坐下支吾其詞。905Please respect copyright.PENANA3ncx5V6pJ3
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不愧是PTGF, 在與人接觸交際談判方面,妍妍展現出強大的壓制力。905Please respect copyright.PENANADbqxw3Ylgj
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「我…呃…我…」905Please respect copyright.PENANAGWsJMXcCcv
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「你只係自私,童桐。」905Please respect copyright.PENANArDPxafYhvT
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「嗄?」905Please respect copyright.PENANAFs8VzjYlFq
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「你愛既人既唔係植嵐晨,而唔係呀遊,而係你自己。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAOB9YgmXDus
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「我…先唔係…」905Please respect copyright.PENANAALyNdRt56t
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「你既想有植嵐晨呢種高大靚仔既男朋友,但又想呀遊留係你身邊,有咩事佢可以對你溫柔同保護你,你想魚與熊掌兼得。」妍妍嗤之以鼻說,「你愛既人,只係你自己。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAdEUAK7tc7F
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我媽不但沒生氣,還看得樂在其中,也不打算解圍介入。905Please respect copyright.PENANAKRMv6Rx3NY
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「點解你要咁講?搞到好似你對童桐抱有敵意咁。」我輕拍童桐肩膊以示安慰。905Please respect copyright.PENANA9PdMwkZTWF
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但…905Please respect copyright.PENANAXfPIDSZ3lI
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妍妍說得好像,有點說服力。905Please respect copyright.PENANAlWEXLGu5PR
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被我一問,她卻是一臉如夢初醒的樣子,然後別過頭去:「無…無咩,只係睇唔過眼佢咁貪心,一時間就…」905Please respect copyright.PENANAP2ucd9SgFa
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「妍妍,你咁多年無見過我,所以你唔明。但我同童桐有自己既相處,自己既距離。」我說,「你唔好再難為童桐,佢有佢既自由,佢既幸福…係屬於佢自己既選擇。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAZL9Jh0wVuu
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而不是屬於我。905Please respect copyright.PENANACj6nIxNX8Y
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但我還是試圖保護童桐。905Please respect copyright.PENANAB9iAucayme
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「…但佢講得岩,我對你好唔公平,呀遊。」童桐卻說。905Please respect copyright.PENANA79R20ClmF7
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甚麼。905Please respect copyright.PENANAyELsZRMyul
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「我唔應該浪費你時間,唔應該一路拖住你,我應該俾一個確實答案你。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAdLRxo1EZg1
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不要。905Please respect copyright.PENANAzV9ElWsuGy
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童桐深深吸一口氣:「其實我……」905Please respect copyright.PENANA26znkN6ny3
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「咩都好啦,我覺得有D野在心中就可以。」我瞬速打斷。905Please respect copyright.PENANArse8s4Lz6v
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「咦?」905Please respect copyright.PENANA8Y1IpYfdc1
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「唔使講出口,亦唔使講到明,呢份係我同你之間既默契,唔係咩?」我輕摸童桐的頭髮,「唔好逼自己。」905Please respect copyright.PENANAcW39suaXqx
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童桐輕輕地把頭湊向我,不知是在撒嬌還是有其他意思。905Please respect copyright.PENANAJKlAH0rR4L
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「要唔要?」我笑著看她,把一罐梳打水放到她旁邊。905Please respect copyright.PENANAgvewXHgOp1
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「要~唔該,嘻嘻。」905Please respect copyright.PENANA1XpGhUhjaK
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但這還未結束。