這段日子使我回想起中學生時代，暑假到了尾聲才發現暑期功課連碰也沒有碰過後的狼狽，主要原因都是因為天天和童桐在一起耍廢，去公園去沙灘去離島，就是不坐到書桌前乖乖做功課。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVZQMtjpfg
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那時我和童桐意識到自己在開學便會完蛋後，主要應付方法是各自寫我們比較擅長的科目，節省思考時間之，這是童桐的建議。結果是我大部分科目都比童桐擅長，最後全是我寫，她抄，而她多數負責視藝，音樂之類。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvgaOQ5ely
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「好，唔該，唔該晒，拜拜！」情聖掛線。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jp6OPJgI7
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網吧之中我們已經佔了外頭的桌子兩天兩夜，我想起那些遊戲中打劫銀行的計劃板，總之…1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lNx0VPqfn
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「嗖」一聲，情聖把確認列表最後一項刪去。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrHRO9dF9H
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第N次的婚禮籌備會議，結束。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYRsi0DaGF
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「全部…搞掂喇！！！」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlrFeJP3lc
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開學囉！！抱歉，不對。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPJ5s429a2
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「呼…」我和Beta喘一口氣，然後把手上的手工啤拿起，我們三人把酒瓶互叩，發出清脆的叩一聲。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuakmxBZPu
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「咁樣，你就可以對童桐使出伴娘效應黎追佢喇。」情聖說。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjqutcLX2p
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o7HFLPV4Q
「明明呢個咩伴娘效應係你作出黎，然後我就同你捱到依加，點解有種俾你只氹左上賊船既感覺？」我問。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb8AmbW3c2
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「有d咁既事？雪…」他一邊喝下啤酒一邊移開了眼。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiXn6SRs3R
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxScM3q6vP1
「依加你對呢場婚禮掌握係百分之一百，呀遊。」Beta說，「相反，童桐只知道皮毛，你已經將戰場設定係自己擅長既地方。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡredbuE2Dzq
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「請唔好講到情聖結婚搞到好似上戰場咁。」我說。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgaW8ml5j0
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44e1PHTDud
「你之後仲會過黎呢邊架嘛？」Beta問，「定專心做人夫？」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MOVs7D0NH
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7PBExaJx5
「盡量黎啦。」情聖說。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtX137L3tT
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzY5BRxeBDs
「其實我有個問題想問好耐。」我說，「點解你會咁突然話結婚就結婚？」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsr5ZxFzLM
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxex4qc69i
「…嗯，點講好呢。」情聖說，「其實唔太重要，我地互相鐘意對方，呢層就梗…而且最重要係，我地發現自己已經唔可能無左對方？不過講到尾，應該係因為你。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQ1ee8jHaf
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「下？」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeUw23vXYq
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情聖和她的老婆，大家都是在夜場中結識。雖說情聖的風流史足夠在網上講故台寫個三部曲還要全故重甜，但是同樣地也有壞處。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FGlyXtQLP
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第一是他在女生眼中同樣是夜場USB，萬能插之類，尋歡的那種關係倒還好，但是情聖有時也想有肉體以外的慰藉，有人聽聽他的心情之類，但因為那些稱號，他其實很難發展認真的關係。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDpixean7s
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第二就是因為女生在型英帥靚正的他面前變得易得到手，他發現自己再沒法珍惜一段關係，正因為易得到，所有關係在他眼中也變得廉價，他漸漸變得自我厭惡起來。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UkzvOQ9hI
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「講真，其實係因為你。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodLd9XsAOQ
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直到看到我追求童桐，這是他的說法。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQhOr94vVu
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8fiWyybAX
「屌，你做老襯又關我事？」我說。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NUCfRyI8U
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他淺笑：「你咁樣全心全意咁樣追童桐，對我黎講其實相當耀眼。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhBWo4gXFq
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX8stTwJ3h
「我…邊有咁。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxjhhGX4PY
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「梗係有，我甚至以為你會對妍妍沉船，點知無。」情聖說，「愈見你對童桐全情投入，雖然有時會覺得好on9，又愈有種…懷念既感覺，我中學後已經無試過咁樣真係只鐘意一個人，一個女仔就係我既全世界咁樣，我漸漸發現自己竟然有D羨慕你。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FL5RDYomn
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「喂起晒雞皮…你睇Beta個樣。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9s7zMzRWrn
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ1skjDzyM
Beta的樣子相當微妙，似笑非笑，又不是生氣，是那種在看著別人即將中伏準備看戲的樣子。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qQGQY0Vqb
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4eICF3fFA
「講埋呢句，我係俾你追童桐個樣改變左，先決定同佢拉埋天窗，對唔住啦咁多位靚女，從此之後再無情聖。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbssIT9me2
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情聖作模作樣地說，不過我還是會叫他情聖的。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jFapqumKv
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但是萬事俱全了，借情聖的婚禮，把追求童桐的計劃推向終盤！1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNiGabvcHU
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「呀遊…」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8o081ZuV6p
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好美。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB2JpCqPoU
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太美了，我的心臟好像停了吧。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzeMgFUXwA
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjU7btKKSi
「呀遊…呀！！遊！！妖！」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69PFv6saDa
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk08XTUA5KQ
穿上伴娘裙的童桐對我來說殺傷力太過高，我整個人在接新娘時傻掉了眼看著她，就差點直接流口水，這就是伴娘效應嗎？！童桐今天比起平日可愛大概二十億零六百七十七倍！！1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jZA6AfsSC
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvEwQNAa9F
「係，你好，我係呀遊。」我拉回精神。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO18Z8lf3X4
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「我知！搞咩呀…如果你射唔中個氣球開門利是成九萬九千九百九十九，幫幫手ok？」情聖說。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2cKLOn6kE
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtv4sRl5qhz
「啪！」玩具箭擊穿氣球，彩紙掉了個滿地，眾人歡呼…無聊，這距離我合著眼都能射中，但現在可能是我畢生最不能合上眼的時候。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDQwOkZnjD
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童桐…太美了！1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyPh5Lo8aL
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我扔開玩具弓，走到一邊拿罐汽水冷靜一下。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeuB2RKNxV
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那吹可彈破的雪白肌膚！那在陽光下閃閃發光的深啡長髮！還有一小縷挑染成暗紫色！那身材！那長腿！那蠻腰！那眼睫毛！那嘴唇！那耳朵！那鼻子！…加上那貼身的伴娘裙，我明白了，伴娘效應原來針對的是我…1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcKm10PGyB
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「呀遊，你見點呀？仲緊張過結婚個個既？」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjGapoDTgl
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童桐冷不勝防出現在我身後，嚇得我一手把鋁罐捏扁掉。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KjVNK11uW
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「我，我無緊張啊？你唔見我頭先一箭射穿？」我笑著說。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyVuAwNZKC
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然後我不小心又把童桐從頭到腳看了一遍。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OhGmwXJmd
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嗚…何等動人…1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1PfXISWjq
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「…嗯？」卻被童桐發現了。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6K8a9lz6s
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「無，就…童桐，你今日好靚。」我毫不吝嗇對她的讚美，而且如果她特地打扮過的話，而我不多讚美她的話，她有時還會生我氣。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Q1KIrOQ1M
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但她生氣的樣子也很可愛。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuetDT5XZ5T
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「嘻，多謝。」童桐嫣然一笑。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOamoS0EOSh
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「佢地D妝都好好睇，你真係可以做職業既化妝師喇，童桐。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OoVGM9hYB
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XXUDsL5SX
「真，真係既？」她有點喜出望外。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVqpcZLKvG
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「梗係。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JESXMbBUi
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聽說電視台，或是晚宴為名媛化一個專業的妝容收費也很貴，童桐做這一行的話前景應該不錯，畢竟她家境…1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw79zFz4MtI
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…不過我都搞不清她家境怎樣了，當日幫植嵐晨保釋時連律師費也二話不說全部攬上身，還要之前的Uber, 水上樂園她請客我們全部人。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyyDWHV8RE
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可能我才是窮光蛋那邊吧，希望她不是在勉強自己。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw5z5Wh1n5
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkGGDcHmAn
「你今日都幾型仔呀。」童桐說，「好似Grad Din之後無見過你著西裝？」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aE6rSoxrF
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj03YQ5rUy
「呢件唔算西裝啦…」突然被童桐讚回來，我也有點不好意思了。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDu9E7Qihu
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDiNKyQUKP
因為現在是夏天，如果是岑大師那種保險佬還算，但我們穿著三件套西裝滿大街跑的話今天我怕紅事變白事，畢竟中暑之會危及生命的。所以現在除了新郎哥情聖，我們兄弟班全員都只穿著西裝背心和短恤衫煲呔，有點玩味又不至於太熱。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiWxZyc1ky
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjxynk4t1I
「但都好睇呀。」童桐說，「我就覺得好好睇！嗯！話說班姊妹…有無邊個睇得上眼？我同佢地相處過幾日，都可以幫你介紹下。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5WP9doqlU
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「有啊。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZr1UD8ZubM
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「下？真係架…」童桐一臉失望。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAZho7i5FX
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NEqEAmcXn
「你囉。」說罷，紅著臉的我便扔下紅著臉的童桐回去在玩著的那邊。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SVsEUWHa3
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因為現在剛好輪到姊妹團挑戰蒙眼射箭，擊中的話就能帶走新娘的環節，時機當然是我計算好的，就說了：我們三人對這場婚禮一切都暸如指掌。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXIVLAqujc
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「咁遠得唔得架…嘩！！」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIs9M4ild3E
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例如說這也不是玩具弓，而是我從箭會借來的兒童用練習弓，有一定準繩度，我也有偷偷去箭會練習這種玩具箭和這距離，就這樣百步穿楊的情況下我們成功接走新娘。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPk3FErYuk
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接下來是行禮，身為公會參謀的Beta負責出計，是會讓童桐百分之一百接到花球的方法。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7TZOkqivj
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