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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgi4fgagWXL
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rlAyC222A
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYV1tja6zLO
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUMxzOyGG5
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCIGc56ErP
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6l2LmHEXFi
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQO9uHeAMR
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kx1IfM0nG
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsdbzwP9Sv
仆街啦…221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG5b21YHZU
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如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuFerRnDiL
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfUWR9VoiE
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5D7Vy1kPE
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGqCTIiVBe
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinj6YVt1lr
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ1F8tz1Tv
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5iybCRSjl
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDggH4aspHP
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtk69aFbtH
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJaozXWtuF
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9vim1nAmb
唉，又乜呀…221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVh1NloOAq
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuC8jUANuT
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cn3CzzXM9
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係唔係玩野呀…221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kvrThADfx
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkI9O5Ta6mB
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUNiRb9Que
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreEC90XnQR
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO1e7nA36o
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50PuZPCBUn
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTVgmcGg3o
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzdiJB1HH1
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0LLfNKmcC
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuZh4Brz6X
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樂敏：【好一般。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NcFFCCp18
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlmydz3WKa
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOS1v66adf
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWA34QKV9s4
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGcb5xwN8u
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKwAnEsiIW
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3nvEZsEG5
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoSge1Ueva
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z7Z9kIDsr
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JRWqLwW4r
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RQSXwowO9
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfoKyt79T1
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcxDrqbRH5
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我：【吓…】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDcKHz4XAb
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNwIEMolrw
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXO4p9CIUu
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8vtPbN81C
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6SFXv8A9o
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mbX66PPhF
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMout2OYNB
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd0QLZ27iH
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrHLOLZwGh
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9Q3sEk6gm
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlulRFJVmDh
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxeexoa0eb
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpYZqHRmOP
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfK2MkP3HT
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf2Qu0jRFK
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeLI9dokYi
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTZKDXxyGu
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnc8bOFaeac
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfuY8Y6R5B
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCw5u1YhEF
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbUEm8Py3g
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcvpsggfLa
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58oGvJbZ8e
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD08xzry4De
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjOF8YSDbC
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IrN7O4bAo
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPvd7PuOPZ
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsspzbMmQfg
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樂敏：【嗯。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLmzEPbYz2
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTPbnYerV6
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zsoVeST4Q
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf7asyMADY
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我：【咁佢現在點？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGFEAg3xzB
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKm4XTIj6Z
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3CUXiiYg7
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMGty7EcUj
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeZjDTdAqH
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVBN2bBFi6
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHO84RZMRIQ
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0YcYQtgr6
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡranUzYh6T9
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIdGZF0x5f
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3G9EsuzKB
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2QSfFmCL7
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE64EZxQlV
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lZdvttYKb
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vMqCKSBIZ
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrleoXmTSqC
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5rG2u2eXV
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcwMrqLzk9
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsKnRSZAJN
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMctI27B6rg
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8vgrzJ5Tt
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5M6cr9t8bg
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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~未完待續~
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