第五回 幾分傷心幾分痴267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtSnTmcqgk
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PLyNpyJE8
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdncGjdkMS
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy9p78meGi
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4tboAfEKk
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEI8Q79Ihi5
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0c98ITBkj
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ze8TJgOGs
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTVfMXTWVW
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK44hFvrkRQ
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvY1aW43BbA
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8U5XmYS6U
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAMySmGZRR
當我想返入房時。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVaAYW913e
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMa1uozj0b
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5vChDUYkY
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfd7ZhfIrc
仆街啦…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EZ67vpHW4
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我：[係…呀…]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bKg7uY793
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老婆：[食乜呀？]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TlD0R1fSY
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBStUDdfAI
我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiH68EsRjw
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnaMTt8iZI
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylbuVv6bAc
嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiI0fzSbrde
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhjv2dKrTi
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHIX6QdFnj
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uibzGVyop
我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNg7y16F6S
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqoya1rfEh
老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeWYH953mN
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0HDPYxtWS
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuB9gO0v0g3
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3yTBctxt7
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa0rIQx1j6
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqshs2zQtL
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Hy8Sh54q8
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZJrhyCq0c
唉，又乜呀…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6IqDuiFO8
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Y1N1uGeK3
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuLQkE0x5Q
老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm5gx7yB8D
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNvaoqMZHp
係唔係玩野呀…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgYXoCXugY
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbY4PX799L
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0gcsJyzVc
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cZtcfS0jc
老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgClMcVe5y
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr3ZQFKIIw
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNDZCtQ3W3
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97WmgLjsn1
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oYhQ76nWY
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxTP2DCydy
樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuE1ujC1dO
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMPwz2TQlo
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns50DpSWj7
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樂敏：【好一般。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgBwAHk4Hp
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhGTNjZXt2
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC97PP3x7k
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7EM9KzmWV
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4vCGPW6vC
樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiQld8gsii
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM433aYJJn
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00jmh83cXJ
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITUJukZ1Fy
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxFUTXHqz3
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDhOjYrLN7
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyekqKv0bq9
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4rvJ55HtQ
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvkUe8yHmc
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我：【吓…】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1KRYHlZqV
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu27QXfHiS0
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfw2p81t8vz
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtdJIBXJK9
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEhpc8nfKU
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZD4qUXY51A
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVybhzTmpyA
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4woEl1iSG
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MZDx1s7kv
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1Q8LcVPwv
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4hck00VnH
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjqre50MCr
樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt0JzF2KeI
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4X6DhXs9Gk
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSvgeQ2ipT
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRAC02nefH
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPBMC5kTIw
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrVSI4en36
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9X98MhCP7g
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujxFCyYvUf
樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20KkNMoDOV
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrV85JFF9D
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHqN9EF8Wk
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqc7VlY1QU
樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCs03HBlNx
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UhCVB6NJG
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyN2geFSg8X
267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwPwMaF0U1
我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeOKySkk1k
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBEhwriQZa
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yOHBvm24i
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1QjrxmUyD
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樂敏：【嗯。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwDAWqgRry
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi0P2hKTkK
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxu8qNJWPF
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf7so6ahjg
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我：【咁佢現在點？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8QC1fBDXT
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqTZ6VwFy6
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQkM0CgNTY
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WYFZ7C56x
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLISSUansVo
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUCtpEzCGq
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTT375d5OJs
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaC9cgvZ9Bf
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo45YMOO7P
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38q0pWPlLC
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwYlCs3AC6
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjaZasTVfX
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNdevK1pUf
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkMckWWbTj
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIHAehfJHU
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dYmeHWHKa
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8H78E9LD8
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHkNHk6dAG
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mAvtMRK09
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHH14Av295O
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT81OF663T
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnedeDeASJj
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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