第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇!656Please respect copyright.PENANAA6KaFpec6F
見到個菜單D菜式,真係有D嘔心,一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…656Please respect copyright.PENANArdm1WA226m
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態,就係好憎人類頂喇。656Please respect copyright.PENANAW8b2ZoBLaI
不過,我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…656Please respect copyright.PENANAS4xtBX3E06
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦,我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。656Please respect copyright.PENANAQITlssliib
但係,話時話,佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃,話唔定,佢哋真係好鍾意食添。656Please respect copyright.PENANAR9ppcjW0cu
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「咦,阿明呢?」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。656Please respect copyright.PENANAHwY6QpszZh
之後,佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲,就走咗去搵阿明。656Please respect copyright.PENANAGWbpm9IvUe
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講,喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。656Please respect copyright.PENANAvJNRIIkWQO
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫,一陣打起上嚟,我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打,丫,仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」656Please respect copyright.PENANAkQk8edfCnN
聽到「大師」咁講,大家都你眼望我眼,似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。656Please respect copyright.PENANAG9NPFEUn2e
話晒人哋人又比我哋多,高手又俾我哋多,而家仲要…656Please respect copyright.PENANAOR4E7AlnXA
「結好網喇!」656Please respect copyright.PENANAPrwDAiPt04
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋,即係逼我哋去死啫!656Please respect copyright.PENANAfmTaGhnOSI
「天網」一出現,成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁,場面亂晒龍…656Please respect copyright.PENANAyGIulzJvIb
但係好奇怪噃,D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…656Please respect copyright.PENANAk2ZM2XjNWi
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗,留低咗喺地下啫…656Please respect copyright.PENANA8XBHIepUG5
我好似講到係好自然咁添。656Please respect copyright.PENANAnAGl9ajCdc
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦,佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。656Please respect copyright.PENANACVU4OLNR32
而家,我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…656Please respect copyright.PENANAcoIEzzdtE5
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓,佢哋仲未見到我哋。656Please respect copyright.PENANA1zuYbCL7Ex
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…656Please respect copyright.PENANApTdZdHTSOn
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面,好似等緊劈落嚟咁…656Please respect copyright.PENANAkDiZrhL5Pg
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「果然冇錯,就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人,你哋唔使驚,而家我哋主場!」656Please respect copyright.PENANAXCMdlXIR34
「大師」雖然咁講,我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟,但係…656Please respect copyright.PENANA2Vg6Q1aCTT
人哋咁多人,真係蟻多可以摟死象啦,我哋點打啊?656Please respect copyright.PENANAGkMHghMsdw
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎,會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。656Please respect copyright.PENANAjqFZMKqHAh
「點解啊?」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。656Please respect copyright.PENANAQMNcwZhdLq
「你哋七個人,有「北鳳」後人,有靈犬護身,有靈貓護身,有靈狐護身,有老鬼護身,仲有邪靈護身,你哋使乜驚啊?」656Please respect copyright.PENANAsLIO7AXMSr
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦,靈犬應該係「居居」,靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…656Please respect copyright.PENANAf8LbA2yASV
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗?老鬼就應該係「公公」啦,但係…656Please respect copyright.PENANAV4gd7IqLP9
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力,佢會唔會有事架?656Please respect copyright.PENANA2OzSfLqCYh
我真係有D擔心。656Please respect copyright.PENANAhVuMOAN3AM
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「前輩果然係前輩,我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大,你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊?」656Please respect copyright.PENANAGfBlifph1s
阿狗咁講,佢好似一早就識運用咁,佢條友真係…656Please respect copyright.PENANAYlKSyNYC26
唔知點形容,總係做乜都比人快,比人好咁,早洩例外。656Please respect copyright.PENANAwfHqm2ESsA
「你識用就好,咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。656Please respect copyright.PENANA26LRbPMIKi
「迷霧天魔!佢個樣夠衰,見到就想打爆佢!」656Please respect copyright.PENANAA81BV24aVu
「好!佢就由你負責啦,至於「草帽呼子」,雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪,但係性格孤僻,仲好怕醜,小妹妹你冇靈力,就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」656Please respect copyright.PENANA3i0E33FKuW
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」,雖然我有少少擔心…656Please respect copyright.PENANAx4ytyCcqAn
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置,所以我唯有支持。656Please respect copyright.PENANAnkWjKRB1IT
我拍拍欣欣膊頭,俾信心佢。656Please respect copyright.PENANAPU8u4e1Mvr
「好,我試吓啦。」656Please respect copyright.PENANAEHc4T43XCG
「好!咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」,靈貓打「毒藤女妖」,邪靈打班躝坦廢人,明唔明?」656Please respect copyright.PENANAZlQHwbSRXv
「邊個係邪靈啊?」「大袋」咁問。656Please respect copyright.PENANAg3fG8CxUOU
「你啊!」656Please respect copyright.PENANA7uueZ1l9zj
似乎大家都知,但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁,我估佢係擔心自己會有事。656Please respect copyright.PENANA74ULh0iOgL
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示,準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。656Please respect copyright.PENANAGZhvq6DHRj
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「哼,我都估到嫁喇,原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。656Please respect copyright.PENANAyyBk6fq86M
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟,但係…656Please respect copyright.PENANAMOQSzeqsn0
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣,仲…仲好似成個明星咁…656Please respect copyright.PENANAhIeS4UYBXI
高大得嚟又型又靚仔,根本就係反町隆史咁款,乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩?656Please respect copyright.PENANAvue1xdWwhF
「嘻嘻嘻,呢班咁嘅嘍囉,就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦!」余二十懶醒咁講。656Please respect copyright.PENANA8NgJRULoDz
「柒位鳩手,狗養狗養!」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D,仲要強調D字眼,佢總係串串貢咁嘅。656Please respect copyright.PENANAfG5iRc4ZYs
「就等我嚟分場啦!蝦!蝦!蝦!」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。656Please respect copyright.PENANAWqkm86mVzl
「分工!」656Please respect copyright.PENANAqmJFxr75Uw
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。656Please respect copyright.PENANAXybzgY9od3
阿狗就即刻…變身!?白毛?紅眼?狐耳?仲要變得咁高大靚仔,咁益佢!?656Please respect copyright.PENANA7dSXZYJnnf
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…656Please respect copyright.PENANALvtnq3jckz
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍,頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格,鬍鬚尖尖,成個白粉友咁…656Please respect copyright.PENANAWIuH8m2pf2
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。656Please respect copyright.PENANAErXUn5ohH1
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓,雙眼發光,貓耳利爪,速度奇快…656Please respect copyright.PENANAcyhx2fJqav
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…656Please respect copyright.PENANApf1KmGIasm
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷,身材均勻,個樣仲幾靚,SORRY,淨係記得睇樣添…656Please respect copyright.PENANA0LAsA8cw2Q
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁,都似個高手嘅…656Please respect copyright.PENANAGr3cfjsfb3
不過,我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻,即係呢邊估計都OK。656Please respect copyright.PENANAOueWMxecco
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快,欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…656Please respect copyright.PENANAu9BdUdfwbz
嘩!「大袋」就爽囉,一個打四百個,不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…656Please respect copyright.PENANAeajWHhBeE8
一腳掃低幾個咁,睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃!656Please respect copyright.PENANAGHmOIpPL86
好!到我!656Please respect copyright.PENANAlGfO7xgCAg
(吼~!)「居居」變身!656Please respect copyright.PENANAhOfINbN83O
「巨型白獅!?」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌,似乎有D淆底。656Please respect copyright.PENANAC08YcYPuRM
我見佢咁,即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊,抆出皮帶…656Please respect copyright.PENANABBnwux7mqX
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度,再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍,變成我嘅武器。656Please respect copyright.PENANAnhZiXzOmJz
「居居,衝啊!」656Please respect copyright.PENANAsRxmOl0HLk
半秒之後,「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑,仲突然…656Please respect copyright.PENANA0s4IqB1wXP
分身啊!分咗幾十個身出嚟,每個都揸住兩把刀,難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。656Please respect copyright.PENANAuFKQRbyWaS
而家,我同「居居」就係咁,俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住,點算好呢?656Please respect copyright.PENANAzeIC1qBC3L
「汪~!汪~!」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…656Please respect copyright.PENANAQKvJPYjHeg
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…656Please respect copyright.PENANAKcLj19U3qa
佢一爪噤低一隻,一爪又爪開幾隻咁…656Please respect copyright.PENANAFjkVHM1Lc8
而我就一鞭打爆一隻,再鞭發爆幾隻咁…656Please respect copyright.PENANAwJqIWXoYMa
我哋合作無間,一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…656Please respect copyright.PENANAT5vyn3Oyo0
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。656Please respect copyright.PENANAwCFLR5C9E7
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁,再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…656Please respect copyright.PENANAgGlO97BRk8
直接跳上嚟追打我…656Please respect copyright.PENANAjgIvcQjQXw
我唯有學西部牛仔咁,係咁揈條皮帶,總算暫時可以保護到自己,但係…656Please respect copyright.PENANAECADzIGas2
咁樣揈法,我應該好快就會覺得手軟,點算好呢?656Please respect copyright.PENANAYlotyiOeHM
「吼~!」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮!656Please respect copyright.PENANAjhli0gWBdQ
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…656Please respect copyright.PENANAKWPmjcFf6Y
係「龍也」啊!但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊?唔覺得嘔心嫁咩?656Please respect copyright.PENANAVl2FE9odRL
「龍也,小心啊!做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊?呢度唔係玩嫁!」656Please respect copyright.PENANAGBdrI9C50p
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累,但係要擔心埋佢,真係覺得有D攰。656Please respect copyright.PENANAidabITulDP
「哥哥,係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁,佢話唔好意思出面,呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」656Please respect copyright.PENANAxTbYOKkMtC
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我,但係…656Please respect copyright.PENANAkyLBxGW3QJ
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁?仲差D整傷埋我添啊,D刃咁鬼鋒利。656Please respect copyright.PENANAcBUl79ye0z
「佢咁嘅款,點用啊?」656Please respect copyright.PENANAzgA6D0zk0c
「差D咩啊?」佢仲要問返我。656Please respect copyright.PENANAzdwOjuTm8n
「冇咗條棍啊!」656Please respect copyright.PENANAD4avXnlwuX
「棍!?我明白我有乜用喇!輝哥哥,接棍!」656Please respect copyright.PENANAWzbr1PMDju
佢一講完,就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟,仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…656Please respect copyright.PENANADraGnGO3Mz
但係我真係俾佢激奀,條棍臭嫁,仲要得條芝士腸咁短。656Please respect copyright.PENANAyz7HBQbgLn
「龍也啊,唔好玩啦!」656Please respect copyright.PENANA7IY6lIfSaN
我都未講完,一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…656Please respect copyright.PENANA41xBzeMplR
唔知點解,呢一吓,我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身,但係…我可以點呢?656Please respect copyright.PENANAICJefl8wMP
(吱依~~~!)656Please respect copyright.PENANA6ldrMMgaZk
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合,仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…656Please respect copyright.PENANAW5S6znh6ai
芝士腸伸長,變成鐵棍…656Please respect copyright.PENANA7zRurwKBi3
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場!仲…656Please respect copyright.PENANA3IwUvEnATh
「攀~!」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」,再立即飛返埋我右手度…656Please respect copyright.PENANAN765sVetdH
我好自然咁一手握實佢,用力打橫一發,地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。656Please respect copyright.PENANAqX6fPrlyXD
「勁啊!「鬼吼」丫喇!?我就要你變成「鬼膠」!」656Please respect copyright.PENANAgQqtNeWYt5
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走,我當然即刻追返上去啦。656Please respect copyright.PENANA4LgSrpjXPe
「居居,嗰邊啊!衝啊!」656Please respect copyright.PENANADMqmlAulRK
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米,一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…656Please respect copyright.PENANAp2eIrPnjwv
我就一吓跳起飛埋去,順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…656Please respect copyright.PENANA2yqdud6kGC
「光輝碎月!」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢?656Please respect copyright.PENANAJUAbYEcaIn
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇,我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…656Please respect copyright.PENANAN9gUCbCNwp
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼,一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…656Please respect copyright.PENANAAEfjRYzXEZ
…656Please respect copyright.PENANAkiWRVTqydd
「丫~!」656Please respect copyright.PENANA4T2a3OwiOr
咦,欣欣把聲啊!乜事呢?656Please respect copyright.PENANAEzKxRQkLzY
(待續)656Please respect copyright.PENANAyI49sash00
下集預告︰656Please respect copyright.PENANAOcBF0hJxrz
佢就係我孫新袍呀?個樣又幾標緻噃。656Please respect copyright.PENANArPGdfad8D3
註腳︰呢集比較多廣東話術語,所以我解吓我意思啦︰656Please respect copyright.PENANAaVYy4cJZC6
(1) 亂晒龍—形容情況混亂。656Please respect copyright.PENANAJpltSK1Zxm
(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅,呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似,又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」,簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。656Please respect copyright.PENANAf4wpJyGcEZ
(3) 嘍囉—卒仔﹑廢物,睇唔起人嗰陣用嚟形容對手。656Please respect copyright.PENANArvdwMYITuB
(4) 串串貢—同「臭串」意思差唔多,即係自大﹑囂張。656Please respect copyright.PENANABuxDkXkZnD
(5) 均勻—呢個唔知係咪廣東話術語,不過呢度意思係形容女仔身材有一定比例,有尚好嘅意思。656Please respect copyright.PENANA5Vc7tQadwl
(6) 揈—音「FING」,「條條Fing」個「FING」。656Please respect copyright.PENANAINPaQZwxpO
(7) 激奀—書面語即係「氣壞了」。656Please respect copyright.PENANACQe2GQIBDi