第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnroETtiOn
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYweXrZhXa4
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOrQ8Kd3h1
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynLcvd4PbB
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5KZIrwYjm
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZxEeVxry6
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgp4gFHBCz
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid2FoUhnkF
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVoUd1TPoH
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu5gJ2hpIZ
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQDFuaoh9Y
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYMvaLyk0v
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreiPVT8o2Z
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWXBksx8B2
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMt9S95G0a
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQ2M6hG6Zs
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaDet3LrPz
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOfTVY2kkh
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9C8XuvU4iT
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFstH8NpwNO
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvwRQ43YCR
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLuBKobCkz
………825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivuQ08idm7
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSnVMIhIFs
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSc9tu7fj1
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygOiqgnntJ
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJEK5mPKvN
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKIECd3Xz6
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgaAtSBG4Z
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4YMBaj0sh
…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFPB4MApef
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkNU0XAPl8
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWYoCzeQfw
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVQSxenYn8
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfxaFHNVbX
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBA9LeHlgc
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJR4NgUrT4
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyriczXXMI3
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJGm19I3rA
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ4JJsVIjd
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREjI7feKAT
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWy80aealc4
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTt4e8eYtK
……825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn0i9hH8jC
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfNd3kFqe8
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lcIo78rss
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcd7iIp8RH
………825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1tCoZ9YVI
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HJmoSKdxW
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyXBD0NjHF
…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AKwtm1CmO
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aCXFs7ws0
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiomMjWOEnG
妖魔鬼怪啊！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDcGqBfsLh
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCituc8mqo3
感覺的確好奇異。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ369tbX0byH
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqAFFgnjWh
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Mua4l42uQ
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL5pOXPo57
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkB2gJwnS9
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOqfUiqxP4
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29fuF34p6E
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6Dns16z44
(啪~！)825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8DRNEBjwS
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTaVSAIVjq
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhhYxB7Fr5
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76pd8uck1y
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTt8cSdimFU
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdG9mkzjNy
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEqaQy9vVP
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ0x1Qgto0
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mdLDlYMAp
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaoO0IKZr1
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV42SGvnQxl
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy2kBIASUE
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETe2xMlP5u
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6qPd3JZnW
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjFi94Bmub
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56e6f3ytgo
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrdeKzUFvj
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcU8th9JRL
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWAL54DLW6
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhbXWx4Pt1
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GfsiKaPwv
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVymfnMKzK
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYD91LdVRLE
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRvVditbMy
我哋就得返兩個。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXZeQ87pxm
「結好網喇！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCXyhd2gQN
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEh1HQcqjf
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7NkyzcFQJ
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODPpSDvVZT
(待續)825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaGnWaripx
下集預告︰825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lIMmH76Rd
巨型白獅！？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChd7FAxThC
