第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…571Please respect copyright.PENANAmGx39iurrd
根據「圍雞百科全書」,「媽祖」係海神嚟,喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…571Please respect copyright.PENANAWbntmvs377
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。571Please respect copyright.PENANANbENrJeX9E
日本人叫佢做「天妃」,仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…571Please respect copyright.PENANA1UPljwfE6s
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。571Please respect copyright.PENANArczgVRipUF
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者,雖然外表醜樣…571Please respect copyright.PENANAtgM1LIlJEd
但係法力無邊,屬於半神妖怪。571Please respect copyright.PENANAw9QdObKDBx
咩係「圍雞百科全書」!?如其名,就係一班好「雞」…571Please respect copyright.PENANA5kIndxdeT6
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊,創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…571Please respect copyright.PENANAP6yMnJ3PVb
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。571Please respect copyright.PENANA0JKVTy9Iht
所以,陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。571Please respect copyright.PENANAG8dGfQLUIq
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦,我就講返我自己呢邊先。571Please respect copyright.PENANAKMehHOzmQz
我睇睇電話,原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。571Please respect copyright.PENANAsBKolfTJao
「飛機延誤,可能今日都嚟唔切,萬事小心,要等我啊!」571Please respect copyright.PENANADtfRME1zBa
冇辦法啦,不過有陳老師喺度,應該夠力保護我哋呱。571Please respect copyright.PENANAZIocY8cTau
「男仔嚟架?做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊?」571Please respect copyright.PENANAJtrBsa4edh
輝輝佢呷醋喎,我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。571Please respect copyright.PENANAIxF5aWAKLO
「嘻嘻,你呷醋呀?係啊,佢對我好好嫁,你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」571Please respect copyright.PENANAcQQbLEG4YU
「係啊,我呷醋啊,唔好啦,唔好俾佢氹走啦。」571Please respect copyright.PENANAUOOWQXmPnt
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。571Please respect copyright.PENANAe9zZFfdXMn
「好啦,睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」571Please respect copyright.PENANAXo7LNgvoXC
之後,我哋食完嘢,淨返七個人就一齊出發。571Please respect copyright.PENANAnvtPqwJYqV
………571Please respect copyright.PENANABb3AK97t4D
嚟到呢度,覺得好怪,究竟呢度係遊戲機舖,定係寺院呢?咁多憎人嘅?571Please respect copyright.PENANAa45d4vBArq
我都未知佢哋下一步係點,又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…571Please respect copyright.PENANA8yN5f0v1b1
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。571Please respect copyright.PENANA74xpdvAtzN
我就係咁,俟住輝輝咁望來望去,連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。571Please respect copyright.PENANAWSXDWp6Epk
突然,家姐想扯我入去一個房度…571Please respect copyright.PENANAbnr36afcOn
「唔好,聽你哋之前所講,裡面有條空間隧道,淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險,就喺度等齊人先啦。」571Please respect copyright.PENANAkeqqnUeOXa
陳老師咁講,所以家姐都停咗落嚟,我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。571Please respect copyright.PENANAG3fxSp2aSP
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「咦,你哋都嚟到喇,咁多人嘅?我以為得你兩個添。」571Please respect copyright.PENANASWwipSAH5o
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…571Please respect copyright.PENANAb5DjuT69pQ
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人!?571Please respect copyright.PENANAqqCfpY9Kvt
睇嚟似喇,原來係要等佢哋,班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。571Please respect copyright.PENANA5UDgEpPE2P
我哋齊人喇,正式出發!但係…571Please respect copyright.PENANAtdv5JV8wc5
入到個房度,竟然有個女仔換緊衫,我咪即刻…571Please respect copyright.PENANAOspf7qPVhi
「輝輝,唔准睇啊!」噤住輝輝對眼囉。571Please respect copyright.PENANA7rK6kkGamt
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔,真係嚇死我啊!571Please respect copyright.PENANA6RZGIKWpPV
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」,不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。571Please respect copyright.PENANAPCqZ6Zd82O
原來佢冇嘢嘅,只係將個女仔放埋一邊。571Please respect copyright.PENANA2c2vFe26a9
我哋就喺度,跟住老人家,即係「星」老前輩啊,一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。571Please respect copyright.PENANACGUNZXDO1C
輝輝叫我合埋眼,我咪跟住做囉。571Please respect copyright.PENANA4QiqiTTog7
……571Please respect copyright.PENANAPm3APhF30p
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲,我一開眼,就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…571Please respect copyright.PENANAQjRJaDzxy5
仲好大霧添,睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。571Please respect copyright.PENANAxV5BfJechn
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇?」571Please respect copyright.PENANAN6QW3xYEDd
………571Please respect copyright.PENANAESXKweX7gP
之後,跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度,話要結「風雷天網」喎…571Please respect copyright.PENANAOcxsmRcWJK
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。571Please respect copyright.PENANAXYbFD0DhyY
…571Please respect copyright.PENANASMgJ0l86g8
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山,感覺又好似幾浪漫噃,嘻嘻。571Please respect copyright.PENANAJUDnErsfLS
嚟到山坡下面,雖然大霧,但係明顯前面有一大堆…571Please respect copyright.PENANA6MUePf9tu7
妖魔鬼怪啊!571Please respect copyright.PENANAOPdGSpjKfn
個場面好詭異恐怖,就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…571Please respect copyright.PENANAqm0TPumanC
感覺的確好奇異。571Please respect copyright.PENANACC7pAPZcAM
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放,形成一個長方形…571Please respect copyright.PENANAe955b6IixA
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。571Please respect copyright.PENANAmzkTgjrExr
唔知點解,我突然諗到,好似尋晚咁,人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…571Please respect copyright.PENANALsUhDHGlTD
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢?571Please respect copyright.PENANAqb6OiXjClf
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—571Please respect copyright.PENANAeCib644e3M
「前輩,如果D妖怪冇做壞事,我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊?」571Please respect copyright.PENANAz8erQLEJod
佢諗咗一諗,之後冇回答我,仲四圍望,之後…571Please respect copyright.PENANAfnM48kKXiu
(啪~!)571Please respect copyright.PENANAgaDSgd4iIY
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪,仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇,我打開一睇…571Please respect copyright.PENANATQ2WC7KFfG
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單,所以我選擇先睇中文。571Please respect copyright.PENANASt7ASZlT69
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"571Please respect copyright.PENANAIOg6u2DQJb
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"571Please respect copyright.PENANAYcraGqXJkh
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐?咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊?」571Please respect copyright.PENANAtKGYwrRLFo
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」571Please respect copyright.PENANADre9R3ViTd
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦,你見到嘛,菜單有狗肺,人都唔會食啦,個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹,你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢?」571Please respect copyright.PENANAq2wdDAXlwA
佢答咗好似冇答一樣,不過,我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…571Please respect copyright.PENANADUbuzv8PEs
肯定就唔會係好妖,所以我冇再問落去。571Please respect copyright.PENANAJlsUSc290u
我再睇一睇菜單,發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…571Please respect copyright.PENANA8cmEvpeopr
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」,「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…571Please respect copyright.PENANA9MbcgMgOZ4
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦,佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…571Please respect copyright.PENANASiQDJqENaC
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…571Please respect copyright.PENANA2QCaGPGoWQ
「咦,阿明呢?」陳老師突然問。571Please respect copyright.PENANA1RbXgtoP7o
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。571Please respect copyright.PENANAbTMA18IVNa
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅,呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦,我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」571Please respect copyright.PENANAejSP1ZY3kT
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。571Please respect copyright.PENANAap7PMIfN65
「唔緊要,我哋依家睇定D先,俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。571Please respect copyright.PENANAbATPR6p9bv
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫,一陣打起上嚟,我估只有…」「肥高人」講。571Please respect copyright.PENANAu22dvFxC35
「有邊D會出手嫁?講嚟聽吓!」「袋袋」插口問,家姐就及晒頭咁。571Please respect copyright.PENANAV4ZHi4bJVu
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬,佢係「西斜」余二十,同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜,佢係「南轅」袁丰田,大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」,幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪,製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」,最少都有呢七隻嘢要打,仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」571Please respect copyright.PENANAmHS0Ik5GuG
我望吓大家嘅神情,似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅,人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…571Please respect copyright.PENANATlJGSxyOot
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人,加上人哋高手最少有七隻…571Please respect copyright.PENANAnygcMx33Ry
我哋就得返兩個。571Please respect copyright.PENANAM7Dg73XVuI
「結好網喇!」571Please respect copyright.PENANA9Kgai3SBbI
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網,好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…571Please respect copyright.PENANA2PWWxilAvM
「哇丫~!」「依丫~!」「走呀~!」「救命呀~!」「哇~!」571Please respect copyright.PENANAtz0DHTKOKv
D鬼怪都爭相走避,場面一時間真係好墟冚,好混亂啊!571Please respect copyright.PENANAR5lH3cK8ey
(待續)571Please respect copyright.PENANA1DA5LrEIni
下集預告︰571Please respect copyright.PENANAmONIXQJSdA
巨型白獅!?571Please respect copyright.PENANAU27grjdzBc