「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOoEVSTEZl
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCR6ceF87s
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「我想和妳上床。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Tfj3mtDhZ
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFOv11kBkS
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6n5QrcoPa
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfLQV9Jx7Z
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQVJbC7K9y
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXFaHHOeIY
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3FLqe8q4J
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBKNCNfZpT
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「你女朋友呢？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHRwR2VFRM
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「哪一個？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG62xHe3s7
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gN4GjiXth
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「兩個。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUEnMqTZqo
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW1RPpyLgL
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUowmVYrJyp
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1arqhtA2Dp
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「對。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRV6lbIKoi
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgXZaVlQcK
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU14RlRHch
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39lNF4ezKi
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcF0SKfutFk
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lo0NRNhGF
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9319gREVhy
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3pzJ7HHmU
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVEg5bYNky
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddUwyW1Emz
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMREVgpFHi
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe2rGjoFjz
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「你真的很有事……」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY9vLKa1jN
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「所以妳願意嗎？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp18zlqxmef
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HsCoeEusZ
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「嗯。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSpyTHDVFt
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ1tPAC5Hn
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhd3yOEnbm
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESD3WIp17v
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2bPNXSQuh
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPZu1nerPT
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「也可以這麼說。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fBJ8zrVqM
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2E66zaRj2R
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKlHyY9vFE
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「走吧！」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BdaHcPvYg
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「走去哪！？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd2BprLfo2
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj7ZtGeda3
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「我要回家！」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp09jjnkwo
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「嗯。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfV9Hm5Ryz9
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDyqe1CD5g
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P8lEKV9lD
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「…………」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMESa1RgP3
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「我想和妳612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg01QGFaCG7
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」612Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgyZOG70kA
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待續。
