「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRrbatIGrz
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaiwPQECYg
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「我想和妳上床。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoKg7a2mtQ
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCfOTUz7Be
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDPCjuzpjV
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwdZy85OyI
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KsLKcDPq2
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79lUgvUmL6
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsExXRUbs5o
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCqi6WMdyb
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「你女朋友呢？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ss2A46rFs
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「哪一個？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFHPkZahRG
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21pXmkVGma
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「兩個。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO5GmoHYgJ
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8epOCB5PY
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnu7bf44Nd
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIs2Smyx1U
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「對。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Db6LELJq5
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoufSp3q0R
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPUeAbDaT5
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOtSuPeSLl
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg1Lgf34b6
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6MiCMIFFt
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnfQ8uhQ69
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG5FcCcqKt
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFQcXvQy9r
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVmDKZ9KWR
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE44la2bpXh
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzK1elEEEH
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「你真的很有事……」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwkIZQLrKa
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「所以妳願意嗎？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDlYlyYUkN
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUkck3T9AZ
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「嗯。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qighvx98m
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3b6tK9Uu9
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92BkfiqqMe
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYYoFS4gwI
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xGpjldBYW
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQvXIlE6rL
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「也可以這麼說。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iINh8Uv5h
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkOJAeJqJG
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iQGn14N5u
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「走吧！」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrSxG7TuOv
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「走去哪！？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNrlOMXFxC
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAFnYFBR9L
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「我要回家！」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4NuiQmMCe
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「嗯。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSgzTQ9OaJ
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5iAfQq6bF
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoahUxcr9CG
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「…………」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBdN6Z3JgQ
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLUvZmtyMj
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待續。
