「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbmjLhswvQ
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ayj55oc9y
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「我想和妳上床。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvyv3clJet
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gAATk9USK
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1rnagXBJP
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnoFaVXJPg
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF84Uko9MYh
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTahj9a9vY
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdb5QYT7tDI
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb8R6IcvWG
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「你女朋友呢？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5avkTMwhzw
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「哪一個？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdml1SYFQbt
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvqLEv8Mem
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「兩個。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzp6uAqoRd6
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jOPeKvVKn
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpFnbVe38z
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAeHcJuEnc
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「對。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBRXgzH3dx
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkJnJm5jlc
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1WKD40GTU
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI4WBOKMww
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITDrQ1kMiv
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AygdJ0lER
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b1Wb9iJDW
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwiH6XbT5A
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnEK9RM8Vi
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18GO1wQXbw
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1YKn177xm
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfut5HAsK8J
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「你真的很有事……」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1OyQ12p8x
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「所以妳願意嗎？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kLdp3lpmu
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgokS0DOdIW
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「嗯。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDx0m8leQ4
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2UC6d5zF3
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnTcUl9f8E
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttuimaWyim
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5w41nOELD
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN4GE9gSHr
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「也可以這麼說。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK7TGENcjM
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RGfo5iZdE
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSUz4NSsxb
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「走吧！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqNZ8rv4Fh
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「走去哪！？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVTrXK4LM7
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWeyiDi4mB
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「我要回家！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCJvdMWxeR
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「嗯。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDT7OLENubi
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuFPQgct6k
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Af6QxS56T
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「…………」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn77FMLKam
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「我想和妳665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCLLSGiP8e
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95w976Nqu4
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待續。
