「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。665Please respect copyright.PENANAPbmjLhswvQ
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文,坐在麥當勞裡,桌子對面的那個男人, 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊???」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。665Please respect copyright.PENANA3ayj55oc9y
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「我想和妳上床。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAsvyv3clJet
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「………呃不是,我聽得很清楚,我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎?」665Please respect copyright.PENANA5gAATk9USK
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「嗯,所以我今天才來找妳。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAc1rnagXBJP
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媽啊,我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現,又約麥當勞這種地方,八九不離十是加入直銷了,正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓,結果完全不是我想的那一回事!665Please respect copyright.PENANASnoFaVXJPg
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「你是怎麼了啊?得癌症了?還是你大冒險輸了嗎?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAF84Uko9MYh
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「沒有,我想跟妳上床,因為我想,沒有其他原因。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAKTahj9a9vY
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭,我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。665Please respect copyright.PENANAdb5QYT7tDI
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過了一段尷尬的沉默,面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼,我開口了,但還是講別的事。665Please respect copyright.PENANAAb8R6IcvWG
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「你女朋友呢?」665Please respect copyright.PENANA5avkTMwhzw
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「哪一個?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAdml1SYFQbt
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「靠什麼哪一個,是有幾個啦…」665Please respect copyright.PENANAbvqLEv8Mem
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「兩個。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAzp6uAqoRd6
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個?」665Please respect copyright.PENANA5jOPeKvVKn
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAGpFnbVe38z
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍?」 665Please respect copyright.PENANABAeHcJuEnc
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「對。」665Please respect copyright.PENANACBRXgzH3dx
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你?」665Please respect copyright.PENANARkJnJm5jlc
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 665Please respect copyright.PENANAW1WKD40GTU
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎? 」665Please respect copyright.PENANAdI4WBOKMww
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAITDrQ1kMiv
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「這不是重點啊(囧),而且關我屁事啊?」 665Please respect copyright.PENANA9AygdJ0lER
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」665Please respect copyright.PENANA3b1Wb9iJDW
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎! 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAMwiH6XbT5A
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媽媽的,害我都語無倫次了。665Please respect copyright.PENANAYnEK9RM8Vi
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「有,以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」665Please respect copyright.PENANA18GO1wQXbw
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」665Please respect copyright.PENANAd1YKn177xm
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「回我妳願意嗎? 」665Please respect copyright.PENANAfut5HAsK8J
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「你真的很有事……」665Please respect copyright.PENANAP1OyQ12p8x
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「所以妳願意嗎?」665Please respect copyright.PENANA4kLdp3lpmu
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友,一碰面就要上床,擺出一附誠懇的樣子, 人家就會答應你嗎?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAgokS0DOdIW
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「嗯。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAtDx0m8leQ4
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「嗯個屁啦!!!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAF2UC6d5zF3
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「那我換一種方式,瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳,約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAUnTcUl9f8E
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「那就更垃圾了啊!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAttuimaWyim
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「對,所以我不要這樣。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAY5w41nOELD
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子,是真小人就對了?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAKN4GE9gSHr
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「也可以這麼說。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAQK7TGENcjM
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「沒關係,妳考慮一下,我不急著今天。」665Please respect copyright.PENANA9RGfo5iZdE
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊!? 665Please respect copyright.PENANAfSUz4NSsxb
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「走吧!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAlqNZ8rv4Fh
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「走去哪!?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAUVTrXK4LM7
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「送妳回家啊,還是妳考慮好了,現在要去旅館?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAwWeyiDi4mB
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「我要回家!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAjCJvdMWxeR
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「嗯。」665Please respect copyright.PENANADT7OLENubi
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接著他送我回家,一路上沒再提這事,也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事,還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了,直到我家門口。665Please respect copyright.PENANApuFPQgct6k
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」665Please respect copyright.PENANA0Af6QxS56T
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「…………」665Please respect copyright.PENANALn77FMLKam
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「我想和妳665Please respect copyright.PENANAdCLLSGiP8e
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「我知道啦!賣擱共啊!」665Please respect copyright.PENANA95w976Nqu4
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待續。