求學過程中，每個班級裡必定有這樣一個甘草人物，個性幽默、人緣好、搞怪或放得很開、總是笑著，大家都喜歡他。
阿龍就是這樣的存在。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J6j0PDMUT
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh3MMm3mZ6
他不高，有小小的眼睛、圓圓的蒜頭鼻跟薄薄的嘴唇。因為太常笑，眼尾有很深的魚尾紋，額頭也有因長時間擠眉弄眼而留下的抬頭紋。
「這是每天都很開心的證據啊。」他曾這麼說。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgumK31RipX
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kU8cOHlGi
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGRsUGU2wA
開學第二天，學長們的調侃(或嘲笑)依舊，早自習時間，我拿著掃把慢吞吞的掃地。
一年級的導師是個充滿愛的媽媽，當我的同學試圖想效仿學長們調侃我時，導師說「你們不要欺負女生，她是班花耶。」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHE4zy8A1PG
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYEPdK95q6
「人家的班花都嘛很正，我們的…咳咳…」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHfwN3Im9b
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq4pC98hdQ
我站在講臺邊，看著坐在教室最後面說這話的同學，一臉想鼓譟大家加入的樣子。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG8Wtz57wn
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDDda2sTaa
〝不要讓別人有機會欺負妳。〞
〝在別人準備出手前，就先打死他。〞
我想著這幾句「教誨」，還沒想好怎麼反擊，身體就已經行動了。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOejwcvP9aJ
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8Cd8xX9Bl
掃把飛到教室後面。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCGdo2N3Dq
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUJ6T1KvKL
沒打中他，嘖。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLu21QBVoL
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNf8gavrD3
「只會在那裡講屁話，不如幫忙掃一下地吧？」我說。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5Bd7gaLSQ
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOxoGS3H4J
那高個兒先是愣住，同學們大笑起來，他滿臉通紅的站起，走到我面前，踹了一張椅子，椅子倒了。
「很囂張嘛？」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ne35c5lcJ
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqR14FNzphq
「還可以啦，怎麼樣，見笑轉生氣哦？」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXleA08lQR
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡligglVwiB7
他又踹了另一張椅子，椅子又倒了。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4jvDMuGUu
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt15X2dfA2
導師在旁邊嚷嚷著同學們不要這樣啊不要吵架大家要相親相愛，但我當下好像沒聽見。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezvSMUVzJn
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsoQsEbZqy
只有你會踹？我踹了一張桌子。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0581H0dyk
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA0pCIWf4R
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq21hCvisp
下一秒，桌子的頂部和抽屜分開，飛起來，彈到旁邊。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ1SrI9s7r
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6axrINrmp
大家的視線全在那張頭身分離的桌子上。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36CjBYnNP5
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r32HLrGy3
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfpudkfYrM
靜默一秒。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5mqWpGBy8
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxdznINSlE
兩秒。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZ2ura0lKz
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AnHRu84J9
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bqfC6OFiu
「哦~~~」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJfAV53CTq
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQUTXV8q5s
「猴~~~~~~」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzI1PmbKRF
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObLAZGQvYd
「哇賽~~~~~~~~~」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODZnTI4V5v
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfkML5x4ee
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73J1d5NuWZ
高個兒的氣焰瞬間消失，我也是。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN9ZPjU8X4
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu3LLf7oEx
「不是，不是我…它本來就壞掉…」
我慌張解釋。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzvZ1m8rTr
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmCYRLgwyP
「妳不要打我，我認輸了大姐對不起。」
高個兒一直笑。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIh9CqOzQjh
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuDhcozGaq
全班都在笑。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpUdFlzI6r
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAHOIysipz
「力氣好大！」
「神奇怪力女！」
「以後就靠妳保護大家了啊～」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5nJY1kC6X
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGso0v3bCB
導師呆在一旁，我滿腦子都在想這張桌子要不要賠償。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmw57VAsMc
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyp7yseLSP
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vEPPrFR1k
從這天開始，班上的男生們再沒想過欺負我，但也因為這一踹，我的身份直接從「女同學」跳到「哥兒們」，或是他們嘴裡的「大姊頭」……465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdY9LH6yG64
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuBClnd2eF
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcV1R37b0d
「欸！」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpj5EI2cvQ
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTBaw8r5DB
我轉頭，阿龍又一臉天真，好像還帶點崇拜。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiM2waDYtl
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTFbu2zdXB
「剛剛超帥的啦！」
他兩隻手比著「讚」。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECOesfoTfB
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mmwqcA7dM
「呃…拜託忘記剛剛那一幕…」
我好尷尬。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntCqRPYvgt
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9D4MwwyNY
「讚讚讚！」他又晃了晃大拇指。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBkPgjwQdX
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUkBYrIdhH
唉…沒在聽啊。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZBoHm45jJ
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1m58wa05A
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHc29DFZPL
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IaDotfEKS
待續。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiMyTecuRh
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYE1LfvBKU
465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3wPDErlZQ
註：桌子真的不是我弄壞的，到現在還是沒人相信。
ns216.73.216.33da2
